Darkweb TEF

ChocolateTabbyKat's picture
Everyone holds onto some invaluable deep dark secrets. Secrets that can't be displayed in regular tef but you've all been holding on to these cryptic thoughts for too long and it's time to set yourself free.

Be warned, some of the contents that will be shared in this blog will be shocking. Viewer digression is advised. (but not really because this should be nothing more than memes and fun. ;v;)













That being said, I believe I'll start;

I've never owned a chocolate tabby cat... and I actually dislike... Kit-Kats.


translation: kit is bored and wants to shitpost and is inviting people to join in
tigerart27's picture

Well I suppose I'll step up

Well I suppose I'll step up to the plate and clear up some things.
Contrary to popular belief,...I'm not an actual tiger and my favorite number is not actually 27...it's eight
ChocolateTabbyKat's picture

I'm... in shock

I'm...

in shock
tigerart27's picture

truth is far stranger than

truth is far stranger than fiction, Kit
ChocolateTabbyKat's picture

? all around me are familiar

♩ all around me are familiar faces ♩
Zeehktplonz's picture

i have a confession to make

i have a confession to make too






im a Good Guy, m'lady
I never was, am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, To live and breath on this terrestrial ball. What am I?
TreeDancer's picture

I do not infact......dance on

I do not infact......dance on trees.....




I prefer the bodies of my enemies

I prefer bushes..
ChocolateTabbyKat's picture

That's deep, I don't know how

That's deep, I don't know how you managed to kept this to yourself for so long.... thank you for this eye-opening experience.

I don't think I can look at

I don't think I can look at any of you the same way again..






You'll never get a secret out of me! NEVER!
tigerart27's picture

im watchin u fish >0>

im watchin u fish >0>
ChocolateTabbyKat's picture

I know I'm very ashamed of

I know I'm very ashamed of myself... that being said, you'll succumb to the Darkweb TEF urges soon enough.

*sweats loudly I, uh....

*sweats loudly
I, uh.... you'll never break me down!






I...... *sweats louder









*gulps








Order of the Phoenix is my least favorite in the Harry Potter series!! *ducks for cover
tigerart27's picture

gasps

gasps
ChocolateTabbyKat's picture

the WORSE




the WORSE

shun me if you must.....

shun me if you must.....
ratt's picture

-gasps softly- y'all need

-gasps softly-

y'all need jesus.........

if there's anybody here who

if there's anybody here who needs jesus the most, it's you, ratt
ChocolateTabbyKat's picture

Is there something you're not

Is there something you're not telling us, ratt?

HMM

Valeska was the last name of

Valeska was the last name of my first Secondlife character back when they forced you to have one, and you had to choose from an available list.

Other than that...I've been an open book since my return, so if anyone has anything specific they want to know, just ask. I really have nothing to hide now.

Choosing from predetermined

Choosing from predetermined lists like that is never fun :/

Open book, you say???

Well then!! What...,.............










is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Hahaha!! Good one, Fish!

Hahaha!! Good one, Fish!

But it's about 24 MPH

C;

C;


i hate bunnies and

i hate bunnies and bees



okay no just kidding i'm sorry i don't have any secrets , , or do i
ChocolateTabbyKat's picture

not the BEES! :{

not the BEES! :{

what kind of monster are you

what kind of monster are you
Jacklo's picture

I am the hottest dad but will

I am the hottest dad but will never produce biological children.

But i legit can't believe u dont like kitkats.

Jacklo's Characters/Hub
Discord: Daddy#4977

Seriously...Kitkats are

Seriously...Kitkats are awesomesauce! Certainly one of my favorites, and Little Blip's too.

But I srsly gotta go se-sweat from this heat before getting my scrubs on for work so I'll see everyone later and TRY to get more active. I need Calida therapy so bad.

YEAH wtf is up with that?

YEAH wtf is up with that? Frozen Kit-Kats are god-tier candy.



everybody already knew you're the hottest, daddy
ChocolateTabbyKat's picture

Jack that's not even a secret

Jack that's not even a secret everyone knows this




AND I know your entire existence on my skype is a lie, I Kitkat, dislikes Kit-Kats.

tigerart27's picture

i dispise kit-kats >:U

i dispise kit-kats >:U
ChocolateTabbyKat's picture

lookit what you did you done

lookit what you did you done broke tefc is what
Jacklo's picture

EDIT FISH BISCUIT BROKE



EDIT FISH BISCUIT BROKE EVERYTHING

Jacklo's Characters/Hub
Discord: Daddy#4977
tigerart27's picture

WE SInned so much we broke it

WE SInned so much we broke it
ChocolateTabbyKat's picture

Like or reblog if u survived

Like or reblog if u survived Fish Biscuit breaking the thread

APPARENTLY THE SUNGLASSES

APPARENTLY THE SUNGLASSES EMOTICON I MADE WAS AN ASSASSIN DESTINED TO DESTROY THIS BLOG literally that's all that I did lmao I didn't knowwwww



FORGIVE ME FRIENDS FOR I HAVE SINNED
ChocolateTabbyKat's picture

THOU SHALL NOT BE FORGIVEN

THOU SHALL NOT BE FORGIVEN


tigerart27's picture

ok but what happens if u do

ok but
what happens if u do the sunglasses emoji again
will it cancel out or double up
Jacklo's picture

do it again i must know

do it again i must know

Jacklo's Characters/Hub
Discord: Daddy#4977
Echosong's picture

I can't sing

I can't sing
ChocolateTabbyKat's picture

WOW I can't believe this. I

WOW

I can't believe this. I just can't- I feel so betrayed.. can you at least make an echo?

-smashes like button

-smashes like button repeatedly-

Sunglasses emoticon

Sunglasses emoticon experiment phase 2....


COMMENCING EXPERIMENTATION



*BRAP BRAP BRAP that's the sound an alarm makes










*EXPERIMENTATION COMPLETE

[edit]
everything seems ok so far. maybe I have to make another confession for it to work?
I don't usually shave my legs in the Summer
tigerart27's picture

you only kinda broke it i

you only kinda broke it i guess
Acurna's picture

I hate this username I have

I hate this username I have because it reminds me of my shameful emo kid days.
Zergarikiaka's picture

I.... haven't properly been

I.... haven't properly been involved with or even casually attempted to RP or operate a plot in over a year.
ChocolateTabbyKat's picture

tuts you both

tuts you both
depstop's picture

i hate socks :c

i hate socks :c
WayfarerHart's picture

I'm father Chtulu. @

I'm father Chtulu.

@ Fish
What do you mean? An African or a European Swallow?

cloudandis's picture

What if I told you I was

What if I told you

I was really

a pinecone?
Sabel, Sam

Image © Alhnna
oqu's picture

oh gosh I will have

oh gosh I will have nightmares all over a year. thanks guys, go on ~

@Vee I'll never tell you!!

@Vee
I'll never tell you!! *tried to activate a smoke bomb

Also all of you should be ashamed of yourselves. The secrets I've read here.. the word "life-changing" comes to mind.