-to lazy to add color-
Gwen: KNOCK KNOCK. 8D

((I've memorized my color. 8DDD))

bahahahadoor.
-opens-
ohhellolittledaughterofmineniceofyoutostopbyehurhur.

and you.
I don't think I know you 8D But come in, yesyes.
OMYLORDCATO I DO KNOW YOU.

D:< Get you're tongue out from under my door. -swings at with flyswatter-

...lol wut.

I should have feckin' registered as something besides bloody phantomhelsing


@Fayne: 8D


*Atiq hops in*
Well, long time no see, eh?

*eyes album warily*That's uhhh.......that is a really big book you've got there Emiva. *Takes a chair and sits down slowly*



I'm guessing that this isn't a literate rp, right? XD

-jumps up- I KNOW THAT RING- Ahhh, my darling Saphipoo! You're here just in time to listen to me rant about my family originationss! again. <3 Ohgoodness that was the tea. Wait a moment while I go get it, I hope y'all like white jasmine, its simply my favourite. -sprintsoff-

-sets about slipping liver flukes into everyone's tea while the photo album is distracting them-

Er, that's a very lovely scenario, honey, but I don't think this is what they came for. ^^;

Gwen: NAME ALL THE MEN YOU DATED. -shot-

-sadface- the doorbell has failed me D;

everyone seems to have died x3

haha I think so x3
ah Hello thar -instert evil grin here- Might I have some tea with you?

Why yes, everyone else seems to have gone catatonic. I believe the teapot is still on the table...*searches for it*

lol...is it weird that I pictured Envy with their face plastered at the window wanting in with a very sad expression? X3

-runs off to draw it- I laughed so hard x3
-takes a seat- Liver flavored? ...sounds interesting? -laughs-

I forgotted what i was going to really post /fail

-claws at the door piteously- ;___;

(rofl my waffle)

hehe silly fish x3
I think someones at the door D: /fail

Cato...is about to pass out DX

ATIQ HAS TO GO TO BEDZ NAO. SAY BAI ATIQ.

Right. Bye! 8D *keels over and starts snoring*


*does the same*

Bahahaah~ ohlook people at door. -looks over at a lazy husband- GIT OFF YER DEERASS AND MAKE SOME COOKIES. <3
-wobbles over- haigais. Theres some fresh livertea on the table if yuh want some. -falls over-

nightynight atiq!

-immensely confused- Liver..tea? You mean.. "liberty?" .. I'll.. have some.. uh.. peppermint tea. -steps over fallen Emiva-

"...Livertea, huh?" *sips some from a cup* *spits it out* "Who the heck puts liver in tea?!" *grumbles*

-frowns- You know that's not my thing, love. Perhaps I may be of assistance elsewhere?

-looks up groggily- wha?.... who ever s-said catfood was bad..? My lovely husband and I eat it all the time!~ -burps, brings out a dish of catfood, sets on table-

Now.
-Gets up on chair wobbishly and clinks a fork to a plastic green cup- I'd like to get ya'll people's attention now, I got an announcement to make.

*looks up from wiping tongue on carpet* "Mmm, wha'?
I wonder if there's more than liver in this tea..." *shifty eyes*

Sounds good, captain.. -does her best to ignore the smell of the livertea and looks at Emiva- Golly, somebody's sure ossified.

...
I rest my case.

Don't worry, gahahah, -jitter- we have plenty of sardines and crackers dkfhdk.

AND PLUS, BEST OF ALL, I HAVE A FISH TANK.

Crackers?! We're about to die, woman! We need more than crackers! *curls up into a ball and shivers* They're coming to take me away, haha! But I won't let 'em, no, no, won't let 'em." *wild eyes* *stares at Emmy* Deeeeath... *twitches*

[...WHAT IS IN THIS TEA.]

-the room gets smoky-Ahhh!! Ahh, everyone, look! Ocean's time has come early, everyone watch and keep your distance! -mad eye flutter- Burnnn.... BURRNNNN. 8DDDD -turns on strobelight- I hope no one here has epilepsy