I wasn't gonna post these because they seemed to be just repeats of other ones with different names, but then I found some. Feel free to ignore. <:

....oh yeah, and these ones are after a long time of playing, so the names are a bit random lul.. ^^; Bolded faves...

1. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of FIU!
2. FIU can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak.
3. FIU can't sweat!
4. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of FIU, and frequently rise to the surface for air!
5. FIU was declared extinct in 1902.
6. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by FIU!
7. FIU can not regurgitate!
8. FIU can live for up to a week without a head.
9. Without FIU, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
10. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their FIU.

1. Ryan Stiles was declared extinct in 1902!
2. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Ryan Stiles!
3. The porpoise is second to Ryan Stiles as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
4. Ryan Stiles has a bifurcated penis.
5. Scientists have discovered that Ryan Stiles can smell the presence of autism in children!
6. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Ryan Stiles.
7. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Ryan Stiles.
8. If you break Ryan Stiles, you will get seven years of bad luck.
9. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Ryan Stiles!
10. Ryan Stiles is the world's tallest woman.

yeah Her posted something like this XD

1. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Walter!
2. Over 46,000 pieces of Walter float on every square mile of ocean.
3. Walter was declared extinct in 1902!
4. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Walter!
5. Walter can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
6. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Walter.
7. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Walter and water!
8. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Walter, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
9. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Walter.
10. Baby swans are called Walter.

1. Research indicates that Andromeda will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
2. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Andromeda.
3. Andromeda can turn his stomach inside out!
4. The colour of Andromeda is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.
5. To check whether Andromeda is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Andromeda will sink, and fresh Andromeda will float!
6. The deepest part of Andromeda is over 35,000 feet deep.
7. All shrimp are born as Andromeda, but gradually mature into females!
8. Andromeda has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
9. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Andromeda!
10. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Andromeda is blue.

1. New Zealand was the first place to allow Chuck Norris to vote!
2. Only one person in two billion will live to be Chuck Norris.
3. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Chuck Norris.
4. Peanuts and Chuck Norris are beans.

[EDIT] Sooooo... I haven't been on for a while, but I really felt like posting something, so I decide to revive my old deer questions thread... which no one payed attention to the first time around :C -does not feel the love- Enjoy, or totally don't <3
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So, does anyone have any questions to ask Sqish, Skie, Specter, Caillte (AKA Mystery Deer), and/or Vision? Ask absolutely anything you want, whether it's about in-forest things, human deer, or just totally random.
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Response Colors:
Sqish
Vision
Skie
Specter
Caillte

Questions asked:
HER:
MYSTERY DEER: hi what's your name -LOLSHOT- |D
Mystery Deer: -stares- I doubt your kind can pronounce it, but it is Caillte.

"Hey, Bellsy!" Andy strolled up to Bellsio, who was sitting on the grass. He sat crouched down next to him, making sure not to get his pants wet.

Bellsio looked over to the blond man, a big happy smile appearing on his face. "Hi Andy!" He moved his hands along the ground slightly, his way of wagging a tail.

"How was your day today? Sorry, I'm so late..." Andy shrugged, looking out on the park, patches of brown-green grass blotching across the area.

"Deh? Eh, nod gread... Play sum fetch tho! Much fun, yea?" He pushed back his glasses, thinking back on the recent memory.

Andy rubbed his hand on Bellsio's hair, showing his appreciation for his day. "I actually came to ask you something."

Bellsio looked at him, tilting his head, "Ask? Me?"

"Yeah, but, let's go back to the home first, 'kay?" He stood up, grabbing Bellsio's collar and tugging it lightly to let him know they were leaving.

Bellsio moved his hands in front of him and started loping along with Andy. The drive back to the home was typical, Bellsio looking excitedly out the window at all the cars and possible dogs looking out other windows. Bellsio used to be very noisy about this, but over the years he learned to calm down about it, only saying anything if he saw something particularly interesting.

After the long drive, they were there. The somewhat large, white building loomed over them as they approached and went through the door. Bellsio and Andy went over to his room, passing by many residents and visitors. The young man clambered up onto his bed and waited impatiently for his friend to speak.

Andy saw his excitement, making him smile. He took a chair, without turning it around, and sat down, resting his arms and chin on the back. He took a moment. "Bellsio..." He raised a yellow eyebrow, "You need a haircut."

Bellsio growled, then blinked. "Dat not wud yoo wan to say!" He took a hand and smoothed his long black hair out.

Just a random journal bla I thought of starting.

1. I just had 6 shots of espresso
2. I'm math illiterate
3. I have read all the Harry Potter books
4. I have read all the Chronicles of Narnia books
5. I love SNL
6. I'm too lazy to date
7. I act OCD, but am NOT OCD
8. I just finished reading "The Alienist"
9. Phantom of the Opera is the best book/movie/musical/production/real story ever
10. I have all ABBA songs downloaded in my laptop
11. I have the entire series of Invader Zim downloaded in my laptop
12. I still watch cartoons
13. Blue Dragon was an awesome game. Too bad the anime was butchered when turned english.
14. Wolf's Rain is an awesome anime
15. My brain needs a 'boing' sound effect
16. I have said 'ASDFGHJKL;' in spoken conversation
17. My feet hurt
18. I want lasic eye surgery
19. English is boring sometimes
20. Fish is yum
21. Lasagna smells good, but I don't like to eat it
22. I'm a lazy chef, but if I make stir fry it becomes a masterpiece
23. I have six shots of espresso in my belly now, and am STILL tired
24. I named my Chuihaua puppy 'Espresso Bean'
25. I have never beaten a 'Final Fantasy' game
26. I still love Sonic the Hedgehog, dispite all the poorly crafted games since 'Heroes'.
27. My birthday's coming up in may. =D
28. Sleep.... is good...
29. I'm a lazy artist
30. Procrastination is perfectly acceptable, as long as work is done in the end.
31. I own 3 sites currently... all RP, two unfinished.
32. Spiders are horrifying.
33. I like having my hair strait, but I don't like getting split ends from the hair iron.
34. I hope my hair turns white one day.
35. I've been told I have 'Sexy Sephiroth Hair' when I straiten it.
36. I sprained my big toe over the summer. It still hurts occasionally.
37. I've taken lessons for playing the Guitar, and 2 years if the flute. I can play the keyboard naturally.
38. I haven't fully beaten Hard Mode on GH3 yet.

well ttyl. im off for a bit. i work in the morning so i might be on again later tonight and tomarrow night. sorry if ru was being a pain. he wanted to protect uio. because of uios fight with walter. so anyways. i will be back laters. night.

...Something...

...that's what it was...

It's claws spreaded the clouds, ripping them apart.
Blood poured into our vally, flooded our souls....

The Something had red eyes, there seem to be a thousand of eyes...
It's arms long, finger made for clawing the earth, and a smile white and peircing...


...Wait?


Do you hear that?


I now, it takes a couragous soul to crawl across the creatures laying and moaning around you...
But it must be done... and so it was....

But can you not hear it?

I'm asking, shaking and pleading with the other creatures....

do you hear it?

They would murmur.... and say the same thing as always....

fears

I'm standing, which is a sin... I'm yelling back mocking the things sound....

It was beautiful .... and like me... it too wanted something...

...something more....

...I'm laying... and bleeding...

...to stand is a sin...

... and there can be serious...

....consequences...

Posting this on the community site as well, because I know some of you don't use the forum.


I did this once before, but this community is expanding, and I would like to make a new video on the players of TEF.
This is how it goes. This will be a video that will show the players of TEF and their deer. All you have to do is give me a picture/s of your deer/s with the picto in their pictures noticable.
And if anyone can help me find the pictures of the people who have taken a break from TEF? And Michael and Auria's, (spelledwrongoopsx3)

Usually all I listen to is Tool and A Perfect Circle. But heres some of there best ranging from Sucky to AMAZ-ZING!
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10. Mantra- Tool
09. Schisim- Tool
08. The Outsider- A Perfect Circle
07. Come to Life- Alter Bridge
06. Parabola- Tool
05. Imagine- A Perfect Circle
04. Lateralus- Tool
03. The Hollow- A Perfect Circle
02. The Weak and Powerless- A Perfect Circle
01. Blue- A Perfect Circle

Does anyone know if there's a way to download the newest version of open canvas for free? :>