So yesterday Bocks was in the forest on a leisurely stroll as usual when he came across some elegant looking deer. Dressed in their high-class pelts and fancy masks on they talked about snooty things like mansions, pools, and doilies (at least I think that's what they could've been talking about)

Wanting to be courageous and make new friends; he called out to them like

Upon one look at his naked body the deer had made their judgement...

Bocks was left devastated and ashamed of his appearance; he had come to the conclusion that he was hideous and nobody like him

He had to change, he had to look positively HAWT or else he would be forever shunned by the cool stag. His goal:

After the change:

Of course, Bocks will probably not maintain this form for very long considering he always falls in the pond or dashes through De Drink Plaats on accident

THE END

Please keep in mind that this is simply a hyperbole upon the actual play of events. This is just what happened in my mind. What REALLY happened was Bocks was being all nice and sweet to this little fawn in this group of awesome deer (who were ignoring him). Then, when the fawn sat down next to him he thought it only natural to sit down as well. WELL GUESS WHAT. The ungrateful little bugger got up and sat next to a "cool" deer >: ( OH. And the fawn also shook off a flower crown Bocks custom made for the little guy T^T WITHOUT EVEN SAYING THANK YOU. GRRR. CAPS LOCK RAGE!. So Bocks just moaned at the group a couple times, unsuccessfully gaining their attention, and just sulked away....

BUT THEN : D Bocks ran into this supah fly mini deer who was really sweet and gave Bocks a new pelt :DDDD here's the new and improved Bocks:

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/2705/tefshojakka201011162057.png (the picture was TOO big, so just click teh link : } )

The one on the right is señor helpful deer : D thank you!

And thank you for reading~ baifurnow