Anecdote time...[Non-TEF]

Alecsander's picture

Today I was asked about my best high school feat so I figured I'd share it since it amused the one who asked.

Due to getting into a fight (See: getting beat up) by a member of the baseball team I was assigned to year book committee or suspension. One of these would show up on my permanent record so I chose the lesser of two evils:

Yearbook committee.



I noticed most of the checking was done by students and that once a page was finished no one really checked it again. Hence why we have a ton of spelling mistakes every year. One of my mates was legitimately interested in the club and we were working together finding pictures for the soccer collage page.

As we were going through pictures we found one that was rather..unsavory.
The picture was fine except for the fact that the young man from the opposing football team was leaping in the air in one shot and not wearing underpants.

To say that his junk was falling out of his shorts was being polite.
Worse it was not something you immediately noticed until someone pointed it out.
So, being the mischievous immature individuals we were, we decided to stick it in the collage and see if anyone noticed.


By about two weeks we figured it had gotten flagged/removed and forgot all about it.
Until we got the printed yearbooks.

Opened to page 20.

And there was Mr. #12

In the middle of the collage

Freeballin' for all the world to see.

Needless to say the school didn't know who to blame, or what to do other than send someone around with a sharpie to try and censor the poor lad. By about that time everyone had noticed and those with half a brain had hidden their yearbooks away to giggle at for years to come.

Probably the most immature thing I've ever done.

Moral of the story:
When playing in sporting events wear underwear, least you end up in your rival's yearbook sporting your goods for the world to see.

Share:
Your own stories about pranks you pulled/things you did in high school.

Might post another story later.
Maybe the one about the time I met a competitive monopoly player.
He was just about as thrilling as you can imagine.
trigger_mortis's picture

That...was awesome. Well

That...was awesome.

Well done.

Just well done.

<3
Rhamar nao k?'s picture

That was amazingly funny

That was amazingly funny xD

Something similar to that happened to a good friend of mine this year- it was hilarious and he thought so too.
The caption under the picture says "David checks out his legs before a Cross Country Race", but something in the picture has made itself obviously known xD
David thinks he's hot stuff to the ladies now- what a ham!
Aegle's picture

... You may just be, the

...
You may just be, the coolest person alive.
Seriously, that is:
A) Fantastic
B) Took some guts on your part
You win.

I've never really done anything. Other than sitting awkwardly in chairs, but that is quite normal for me.
C:

And I thought my friend, who

And I thought my friend, who was lifting up his shirt and rubbing his nipple in the picture, ending up in our rival school's yearbook was bad.

Ahahaha, that was great. That's probably the best yearbook "mistake" ever. xD
Pegasicorn's picture

You win more than a dozen

You win more than a dozen internets for that.
And getting away with it! Laughing out loud

I didn't do anything nearly as epic as that (but I wanted to get glow-in-the-dark paint and put a message on the wall of the computer lab so it'd show up when the light was turned off to use the projector... Idea for someone else to use maybe? 8D).
All I did was tape a cutout of the bat symbol on the projector lens. Unfortunately, due to it being in white paper, it was noticed right away by my Flash/DVD teacher when she walked in. She was cool about it, though, and wanted to see if it worked. But, due to it being white paper, it failed epicly. Still, I stayed quiet about it until the end of the class (about 4 hours later) before finally revealing I'd done the deed by holding up the paper I'd cut the bat symbol from. X] I had to admit it. She was going to confront my 3D animation teacher about it, cuz apparently it "had his name written all over it". XD;
Serenai's picture

I just died. Nothing funny

I just died.

Nothing funny happened in my high school years. I was basically there as long as required and got the fuck out when I could. xD

-Reads the people-above-me's comments.-
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Alecsander's picture

I think the only time I got


I think the only time I got caught was when I was playing with sodium carbonate (was that it? I don't recall) in the blast screens in the lab behind the freshman class.

I set off a series of reactions just by drooping it in water and slamming the screen shot that sounded identical to gunshots.

Scared the shit out of the class and made the chemistry teacher laugh his head off.

He started locking the cabinets after that. Sticking out tongue
Serenai's picture

Oh, never mind. I made

Oh, never mind. I made something explode in my face in chemistry. xD I'd screwed up an experiment so was just putting in drops of stuff at random. One drop more of something and it turned an odd color very quick. I wanted to stop then, but another drop fell and it exploded. It happened to make a brown dye, and so the bleached streak in my hair (I was a dumb teenager who had a red streak in her hair) then got dots. Oh, and my face did too for about a day. xD

Teacher didn't notice though. xD Someone mentioned it two months later, but since I'm awesome she didn't do anything but chastise me a little. xD And make a "o_o" face at first.
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Alecsander's picture

I had the world's worst


I had the world's worst chemistry partner.
She kept hurting me somehow.

I think the worst was when we were cleaning up after an experiment. We were using hydrochloric acid.
I was dumping out the vials into the sink and rinsing it out.
She walked over, stuck the beaker over my hand directly in the stream and let the water run over so it went ALL. OVER. MY. BARE. HAND.

She also then squealed in surprise and dropped the glass beaker so it shattered all over in the sink and on my hand.

Serenai's picture

... -Pet.- It's

...

-Pet.-

It's okay.

Someday something terrible will happen to her. xD
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ocean's picture

-applause for you- Well done!

-applause for you-
Well done! xDDD
Also, about your idiot lab partner...
...o_o. Fail.
Zeekii's picture

As others have commented

As others have commented before me...Well Done! This was so epic xD
I don't remember any pranks I pulled at school, probably none, I'm far too shy when it comes to people Sticking out tongue
Aegle's picture

If that had been my lab

If that had been my lab partner I would've grabbed her and pulled her over to the "emergency" shower and allow tons of water to pour all over her. C:
I always wanted to use the "emergency" shower but I never got the chance.
I had a bitch of a lab partner; she was a conceited upperclassman. Ugh. She nearly burnt me with a match on several occasions. Oh, and don't even get me started on the Bunsen Burners. Those were hell.
Alecsander's picture

I didn't even get to use the


I didn't even get to use the emergency shower.
Prof just dumped a base on my hand, rinsed it in the sink, and got a few bandages.
It was disappointingly mundane.

Bunsen burners suck.
Ours would never turn on.
Then they'd turn on but clumsy partner would give too much gas so I got singed eyebrows.
I seriously had only half an eyebrow for a quarter of the semester.
trigger_mortis's picture

Ok, I've got a little story

Ok, I've got a little story to share...not something that I did personally, but I was part of it.

Sooo, my former high school every year runs two camping trips, one in the fall and one in the spring. These are great things, we canoe in, stay for 3 nights, and then canoe out.

Anyway, about a year and a half ago, on one of the fall trips, a couple of students got lost on a hike. They were new, and instead of being smart little children and staying still, they wandered around. Fortunately, another group of campers found them and returned them to us.

However, despite the happy ending, the teacher in charge (henceforth known as M) had to report the incident to the vice principal. He decided to have a little fun.

Stony faced, he walked into the VPs office, and giving her a sad look, gave the words that no VP wants to hear. "I'm sorry Miss, but we had something bad happen on the camping trip." The VPs face fell. M continued on.

"You see...we had a rainy day, and we caught one of our supervisors in a tent with a junior, having sex."

The VPs face fell even further and her eyes widened with shock. "This is terrible!" she cried, "Who was it?!"

All of a sudden, M grinned. "Fortunately it was no one important. And if you think that's awful, what ACTUALLY happened will seem a lot better!"

...

Needless to say, the VP was unamused. :B

All sorts of win! Moral of

All sorts of win! Moral of the story: ALWAYS double check before publication! XD

edit: I will have to think on High School sillyness and then share C:<
Pegasicorn's picture

I guess I should've said my

I guess I should've said my story was in college. 8D; I didn't do anything bad in high school.