UGGHH this is the second time I’m writing this up because I suck.
ANYWAY hi I’m back. There was way too much hilarity at Disney. Because my parents are kind of lame, we didn’t go to Magic Kingdom or Busch Gardens so none of that fun and no Jack Sparrow-related goodness. 8C I tried to perform all the tasks I was given but it was hard that’swhatshesaid so eeuughhnnn I DID MY BEST.
HERE WE GO.

Day 1:

We stayed in a creepy shady motel before flying to FL. Scored a room next to Santa.



Day 2:

Nothing much to do except trounce around Florida today. Most time was spent in this random kitschy place off the highway full of ancient carousal rides and hippy shops.


BAD ASS COFFEE is what that says. I wanted to go.


I don’t even.


Jack Daniel’s boxorz please. WHY COULDN’T I BUY THESE, MOM.


FOR U SARIE.


FOR U DANNII god this was creepy.


Only the best moment of my life ever, no big deal.



CARS CARS CARS there were sexy cars everywhere. Do want. Also when we got our rental car it was parked next to a black Camaro and I was like "FFFFFDHDHDHD" and instead we crawl into the dinky little Malibu next to it while I cried. This couple we knew who went also rented a Charger. >8|


This is Foreman. He lived in a pond at our resort. NO WAY HIZZY.

Day 3:

WE WENT TO GATOR LAND YAAAYYY.


This one was gay, I think.


WHITE GATOR WHITE GATOR WHITE GATOR and he had blue eyes. -3- And a cool name. Feros Zonbi, I think. Creyole for FIERCE GHOST.


This dude was just chillin on the sidewalk with people.

They had a nice collection of demonic livestock that tried to sever my appendages with their teeth.



Day 4:
EPCOT yay.

I swear I don’t know these guys. I just wanted a shot of the pub in England and they came stumbling out, trashed as hell, and screaming bloody murder. It was hilarious.

I traveled to Japan for Kaoori. 8D

I SWEAR PEGA alllllll the turkey leg places were closed whenever I found one. This was the best I could do. 8< I HAVE FAILED. There were turkeys trouncing around the resort, though.


I was challenged to find the weirdest food and devour it so this is seaweed salad from the restaurant at Japan which is kind of cheating because I eat it all the time WHEEE. ALSO Gatorland had gator nuggets and gator jerky (gocanes) but it was expensive as hell so I could not partake. 8<

Day 5:

THE FINAL DAY was spent at MGM Studios or whatever those kids call it now.


JOHNNY DEPP JOHNNY DEPP. I thought of you in this store, Rai. 8D


SEE?


WAGGHHHHHH SULLEY NO. Also this is the best movie ever. Steve Buschemi and John Goodman are my favorite ever.

Ever.


So much weird crap started showing up. Drunk Mickey.


Dear god why.


THE POWER RANGER MOBILE.


HEY LOOK it’s the thing from that one movie.


MORE and they had costumes for Davey Jones and Barbossa and Norrington and fffff.


So that’s all the excitement I can handle hooray. I have videos which may or may not be uploaded later.
FAREWELL.