False sense of security - [Altijd]

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Hello! This bio contains a LOT of eyes! If you're sensitive to that, you might want to skip this one.

They're not realistic, mostly silly.
If you're unsure, contact me on discord: MisMantis#4207, and I can show you a teeny preview so you can judge for yourself.

Altijd curses a LOT, there might be vague mentions of consensual sexy talk.

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MentalVery good!
PhysicalBruised.
NotesI'm playing him EEVIIIL in an AU and it's SO FUN
Current events

26-05-2019

Had prepared himself for a chill day, when Thais got up and couldn't move. Dang, a shame. If only Al was a good person.
Got up and rubbed himself aaall over her while she protested, and fled for his life when she was able to pull her hooves loose. At some point though she turned and ran herself.

Chased for a good while until he had the vague feeling she was perhaps truly mad with him. Stopped on a good distance, had a little long-distance staredown.. And then had an idea.
Cloned himself, and approached her again from another angle. Got Thais a little confused at first, until the Altijd across her ALSO started moving. Scared her good then! Because that's what you do when you think your SO is mad at you. AL LOGIC.

Chased her with his twin a good while, dancing and spinning. Finally chased her into a tree, danced at the bottom until she cast a spell on his sibling, who poofed. Aw.

she like how do I know you are the true one

"Dunno. Could be the evil one."

"what is the difference"

"None."


Got a big SIGH from Thais, and then the announcement that she had a surprise for him! Oh boi! Got led to the mushroom ring where they'd organized fight club just yesterday.
Caught on quick when she got to stand in the ring with an expectant look on her face. Oh Thais, you know the way to a man's heart.
Put on the pool noodles on his horns and engaged Thais in a spar.

out of breath "how much.does it take. to wear you down"

"Oh sweetheart, start by cloning yourself."

She laughed tiredly. "Second round then!"


Engaged her again, tried to call for mercy after round 2, but she had none. Mostly worried about her breathing tho HAHA.
Finally got interrupted during round 3 by Discount Eph, and then a fawn, and another deer, so it seemed better to blow off the fight. Damn folk ruining his romantic evening.

Sat down with the doe, of course asked if she was hurt, which she wasn't, and thanked her for the gesture. She suggested they go for more rounds later. Suggested he didn't expect her to last this many rounds to begin with, but she didn't get the innuendo. Alas. Maybe in a week she'll realize.
Rested with her for the rest of the evening.















Disclaimer

CSS with codes from Unplugged, AlisonRobin, Uitleger, and this website!!

Art up top by me, space background + EYES by Apel, art below by Novaqi.

Altijd is a character and is played 100% IC! Set grabbing? Totally IC!! He doesn't mind he's quite cool. But! I am the steering wheel and I take responsibility for him and his uh crap, so please if anything is ever unclear contact me!! Never be shy we love to chat.

There can be vague mentions of mature content on this bio, but most of it is on toyhouse. You will possibly find mentions of sexual content, violence, body horror.
You will not find: rape, child abuse, extensive gore descriptions.

Again: Questions or disagreeement with what is written here is FINE, please let me know, anonymously if you need, and we can talk it over.

I rarely pause my deer, so if I don't respond I'm likely just afk, we'll get back to you asap!

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Sighthoundlady's picture

Awww, this is so cool, what

Awww, this is so cool, what an interesting character. Love his design, tapir feets! Yes! And the halo animation is mesmerizing.
Foodog's picture

Hullo there, handsome.

Hullo there, handsome.
mismatched's picture

HOLY~ASLDKFJJJJJALSKDF That

HOLY~ASLDKFJJJJJALSKDF

That picto! That halo! This character!

..I'm done.
riddledrhyme's picture

Very interesting tracking c:

Very interesting
tracking c:
-SH's picture

Verrry interesting. -watches

Verrry interesting. -watches this-

... Damn, this is cool.

... Damn, this is cool.
FishBiscuit's picture

whoaaaa helloo there

whoaaaa helloo there
MB's picture

Hey hey Seem very

Hey hey Cool Seem very interesting one, gonna stay here ♥
Hadou's picture

this is so cool, love the

this is so cool, love the animations .3.
he's such a cool character; track!

Trackkkkkk

Trackkkkkk
Thais's picture

Tracking this cool guy

Tracking this cool guy
Display pic by crabbycrown ♥
Flyleaf's picture

Ahhhh...this is more then

Ahhhh...this is more then awesome Shocked
And you got a real cool Picto Eye
Avatar @ Sluggs Siggy @ Amazegenalo
Bouncing Fly by Mary13
Firefli's picture

This is so addicting to look

This is so addicting to look at, looove it ♥
Mis's picture

Thank you so much people!

Thank you so much people! Good to hear the spinny halo is addicting to others too. It goes zooom. Anyway, yes, thank you! And don't I, Flyleaf ;D
Iaurdagnire's picture

-stares at-

-stares at-
Echosong's picture

eeeeeee!

eeeeeee!
Ebony3's picture

Awesome!

Awesome!
Oh, I'm just a girl, trying to find a place in this world.
niriya's picture

Darn. I recognize this guy

Darn. I recognize this guy from your angels(?).

Thank you, Tuo and Kohva!

Vala 's picture

Amazing ...Beautiful ♥

Amazing ...Beautiful ♥
" ~ Lady in Red ~ "

♥ ♥

Meadows's picture

aaaAAA! I already mention

aaaAAA!

I already mention on your development blog how much I adore this whole concept, so excited to see that he'll be in game, I just love everything about his character and lore, ohmygosh that picto halo animation nnn! -rubs self all over bio-
Mis's picture

Hmm I feel.. Stared

Hmm I feel.. Stared at…

Thanks guys! XD

Niriya:
Yeah you do! He was the last one I made and seems to be the only one appearing in-forest for now.

Meadow:
Heheh yes I remember! TEF lore is a lot of fun to explore, and make-up of course. But thank you so much! The animation was a challenge but fun. Apel made the halo. We had a very big one previously where he changed color too but I couldn’t get it below 21mb. And that wasn’t a do-able size for a bio image XD
But he'll be around! Smiling

Tracking this. He seeeeems to

Tracking this. He seeeeems to like the area Lumilla frequents. She's very sick right now so he might be interested in lingering near her to see if she dies XD
Echosong's picture

Hullo. c:

Hullo. c:
Mis's picture

Hallooo Echosooong~! XD

Hallooo Echosooong~! XD
Verdalas's picture

I had no idea this pictogram

I had no idea this pictogram even existed - was it obtained through pure luck? O_O

Also, I love that animation. As SHL said, very mesmerising. Loving the character concept.
Keyblade's picture

That was my Faye today~ She

That was my Faye today~
She thought he was so interesting looking and couldn't grasp what it was he was doing. c:

Icon by Aihnna! ♥
Ebony3's picture

The blue gal was my Lilith.

The blue gal was my Lilith.
Oh, I'm just a girl, trying to find a place in this world.
OrinocoFlow's picture

The effect and design on this

The effect and design on this character is really cool OuO
You do not have a soul. You ARE a soul. You have a body.
~ C.S. Lewis

Oh yesyes, tracking this

Oh yesyes, tracking this lovely character.
Waning-Sun's picture

Seen this interesting guy

Seen this interesting guy around; the animations are hypnotizing.
Avatar by Meadow. Siggy © Shey & Squeegie
Mis's picture

Verdalas: Sure was! I wasn’t

Verdalas:
Sure was! I wasn’t the one registering it(wonder if the name gives it away..) But it was traded to me. It’s a very real pictogram, just extreeemely lucky. I’ve got another completely round pictogram but that one has things inside it as well.
Thank you though! He’s silently been in-progress for months, haha. But it’s time to just get him out there and see what happens.

Keyblade:
Ha I knew it! Yeah, neither could he. He came by just as he had more purple smoke in his possession and I doubt he knew what was going on anymore ;_;

Ebony3:
Oh yes it was! I just kept failing at clicking on her pictogram because of the other picto’s in the way. And most often Altijd’s because of that big circle. But she was very nice to him!

Orinocoflow:
Thank you! He’s born from various designs and ideas over a few months. And a rotating halo, of course.

Mauvable:
Hey thanks! Smiling

Waning-Sun:
I hope he proves himself interesting, we’ll have to see. Always the question with a new character. But so far he’s doing alright. Thanks though! I imagine I now have all these hypnotized people just sitting on this bio :”)

Tracking her picto matchs

Tracking

her picto matchs her the O shape XD

Wow. Just wow. I think that

Wow. Just wow. I think that that one is one of the coolest characters I've ever seen. Love the character, also you did wonderful job on the CSS! And that spinning picture -- that is really cool thingy, no idea how is it working! xD I also love his pictogram. Fits to him perfectly in my opinition.
Hah, definitely tracking. Lovely thing you have here x)
Mis's picture

Redraptor: Yeah it does!

Redraptor:
Yeah it does! Neat huh Eye

Jennie:
Don’t give him too much credit! There’s not much to him yet but a concept and a design XD Still has a long way to go. Thanks though! The CSS is just a quicky, and the spinning picture is the magic of animation. (and .swf’s) Yes, the pictogram is the best thing ever no doubt. It screamed halo at me so something like him had to be born.
Anyway, hi, and thanks!

...You're welcome!

...You're welcome! Laughing out loud
Waning-Sun's picture

Mis wrote:I hope he proves

Mis wrote:
I hope he proves himself interesting, we’ll have to see. Always the question with a new character. But so far he’s doing alright. Thanks though! I imagine I now have all these hypnotized people just sitting on this bio :”)


There was absolutely no reason for me to quote this other than to see if I finally figured out how to quote things all fancy like.

I imagine you do! lol, I bet he gets tired of deer coming up to him and trying to have a conversation with them, but they're much too absorbed in his spinning halos.
Avatar by Meadow. Siggy © Shey & Squeegie
Mis's picture

HAHA aww :"D I think he'd

HAHA aww :"D I think he'd just smile awkwardly. He's not so good at dealing with others in general it seems, he's a little awkward even though he likes company. Think that's your guy with him now? Sorry if Altijd's a bit dull XD
Waning-Sun's picture

Aww. He's so cute! Yep,

Aww. He's so cute! Yep, that's Reate, he's probably doing everything in his power to not outright stare at him. xD It's okay, sorry we're rather dull too. Doing homework with the forest in the background.
Avatar by Meadow. Siggy © Shey & Squeegie
Poppyflower's picture

them spinny things are making

them spinny things are making me dizzy...|D

And no this is not an overdue track
~Poppy~
Profile picture by ahimsa ♥


Pixel Wis by squeegie~
Mis's picture

Waning-sun: Secretly he is XD

Waning-sun:
Secretly he is XD Haha that's ok, I think he's used to being stared at. Having a third eye on top of a big rotating wheel on your head never helped anyone. Ah alright! I'm drawing myself, slowly getting references done. Or not really, that's how slow it's going.

Poppyflower:
Oh man you kids and your tiny text give me a headache!
OrinocoFlow's picture

The work and time put into it

The work and time put into it definitely shows! I'm still trying to figure out how you did the halo lol XD
You do not have a soul. You ARE a soul. You have a body.
~ C.S. Lewis
Clare's picture

this css is so prettyyy, the

this css is so prettyyy, the animation is such a nice touch. ;;
Mis's picture

Thanks Clare :") That

Thanks Clare :")
That bunny-glitch made my day by the way. And Cayenne kept exploding on my screen when she sneezed it off. Just brilliant.
Clare's picture

skdljskd. Cayenne is no

skdljskd. Cayenne is no longer a secret wererabbit; everybody now knows. 8C
OrinocoFlow's picture

I saw the exploding on mine

I saw the exploding on mine too LOL
You do not have a soul. You ARE a soul. You have a body.
~ C.S. Lewis
DeerUniverse's picture

wow...I've been meaning to

wow...I've been meaning to track this for some time now. track!!!
"Common sense is not so common." -Voltaire
DinahMoon's picture

Track of interest.

Track of interest.
Echosong's picture

Hello again. Thanks for

Hello again. Thanks for letting Rossy sit by him.
Mis's picture

Hello people! Thanks for the

Hello people! Thanks for the interest Smiling

Echosong:
Oh don't worry! He's happy to have company really, even if he worries he's a little dull at times. Rossamund seems a kind buck to him XD
ZakuroToshino's picture

track

track