‘Duplicity’ [ the tale of the trickster and the thief | PLOT DIRECTORY ]

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'Duplicity'
noun-
        1. Deliberate deceptiveness in behaviour or speech; an instance of deliberate deceptiveness; double-dealing.
        2. The quality or state of being twofold or double.


 do you...

homo sapiens; blastocerus dichotomus; menura novaehollandiae; pavo muticus; papilio eurilochus; lemur catta; canis mesomelas; lipizzan equus caballus;

Like the script of an infamous playwright, the stolen, spot-stained report papers before the thief dictate the scene. Even without ever being there, he can see it all as clear as any day he’s ever witnessed.

Mapped vividly in his mind’s eye, he can practically smell the clinical pungency of those plasmatic liquids, sight the bare-naked embryo within, curled in blissful unawareness, all the elegance of a colt, hovering upon the border between child and man. He can hear the murmurs as the end of gestation nears, taste the excitement of those coat-clad figures as they watch unblinkingly at what unfolds before.

Perfect. Everything they’ve worked towards, all they’ve ever dreamed. Trial and error, this time with faultless results. Beauty, control, creation. Barely a day over 16, it’s almost time, so close, so close, will it ever come?

Begins to kick, begins to drain, loses its footing as it reaches the slippery bottom of its makeshift womb, skitters toes and fingers, like a frightened puppy desperately attempting bearing on the new shiny floors of its new shiny home. Panic and excitement and innocence, flailing of a newborn, a baby's shatter-pitched cries as the raw harshness of icy breath rips at unpractised lungs, instinct and survival.

Tangled in waist-length platinum blondes, the figure finally stills in its struggles, an exposed heap of bone-white pearl, flawless and pretty, so pretty, always had been, always would be. Raises its head, gives another pitiful wail, before attempting to open those lash-rimmed lids despite the heavy black points weighing them down on all sides.

It finally manages to unstick those fumbling covers, allows the curtain to rise shakily to observe the world for the very first time. In his thoughts, lime green meet bottle blue, vulnerability and desperation, fragile, fine china hanging from a noose. Help me, help you, help us. Ignorant of the past, unaware of the present, oblivious to the future...

And he remembers.

...remember? 


This will be the hub/directory of the plot I’ve been planning for quite a while concerning the documentation of the past, the effect it has on the present, and the governing of the future of my two characters, Jester and Chiron.

It will be created in a series of pictures, report-style documents, narrative text writings and, if I gain the motivation, possibly ‘movie feature’-type posts, created as though they are scenes from a movie using animation or perhaps subtitled fraps TEF captures, which will be linked here when each post is created. I may also include community involvement sections, and ask for characters to be used in the present-time stuff when it comes to that. This will doubtless take a while to complete, and this plot hub itself is far from finished-I have some art and such I want to put here to snazzy this up a bit, but wanted to put this up so I could work on it when I have spare time, seeing as my CSS test post is currently taken up with other stuffs :3

If you have any interest in my characters, or in general want to take part in or keep up with what I hope will be an interesting and engaging story, you’ll probably want to track this post ♥ Stay tuned, and thankies muchly again for all the support guiiize, especially to Lottie and Mrs H, for being my plot feedback buddies/encouraging me to actually go through with this PFFF so yanno, blame them for this, fo shizz ♥

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♥~!

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Tarck :B

Tarck :B

IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
-fangirlsqueal;sitsherewithherjesterprotrusionshatandjesterflag-
FTTT these two definitely needed this. They = pure sechs. BI
YOUR EPIC AMAZING IDEA NEEDED TO BE SEEEENUGHHHH~ ♥
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Oh, you guize :'D @ Amacake:

Oh, you guize :'D

@ Amacake: 8D ♥~!

@ Spelling Champ Kaoface: THNAKS SO MCUUUH 8D 8D 8D Note to self: Reply to other comments once I've done study PFFF *so not behind shush* :B

@ H Doggy Dogg: asoidfuaoduf EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Laughing out loud :D Laughing out loud

LAWL WHAT AN INTENSE VISION, you have a flag now though~? D: HOW DARE YOU OUTDO MY IMP FANGIRLING. MY ANTENNAE ON A HEADBAND ARE SUDDENLY INFERIOR. UHM UHM.

...*Puts on phantom of the opera mask* YEAH THAT'S RIGHT 8D ♥

I read that as pure sacks aoidufado OH YOU :'D Seriously, thankyou so much for ze suppooort, it's wonderful comments like this that make me go through with stuff like this ♥ I WILL DO YOU PROUD, M'DEAR 8D Alsooo, I assume Imp will be somehow involved in this of cooourse once it gets to the present-day stuff, and I was thinking of adding like bishops and horses and castles and pawns to the little thing down the bottom with links to involved characters appropriate to their role, and was gonna put Imp as a bishop if that was cool with you as I assume it will be, or another King LAWL QUEENS 8D Any thoughts~? :3

asdofuasdf NAAAAW THANKIES SO MUCHLY YOOOU, I'M GLAD YA THINK SOOO AND YANNO, I COULDN'T RESIST 8D Thankies so muchly agaaaain, I hope everyone else likes it as much as you do you wonderful fangirl you ♥ ♥
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I am suddenly very glad to be

I am suddenly very glad to be awake at 2 in the morning. Anyway. TRACKING THIS OHMYGODYESICAN'TWAIT. I've been looking forward to this, I think, since I first located Chiron's bio and stalkedtracked it (which was, of course, some time after I first saw Jester's bio and thought something along the lines of "Ooh... I am intrigued. :|"). If not before. So yes. I am extremely excited, and the only reason I'm not typing in all capital letters is because they can't sufficiently express my excitement and I'm too tired to make the font bigger.

And I still want to know who 'So' is. :|

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WOOT WOOT gettin' all gangsta

WOOT WOOT gettin' all gangsta up on this shiz. B| Deal with it. -shot-
Yes..yes I do. I decided that I needed to show my support more. I CANT BE PRESIDENT OF HIS FANCLUB IF I DONT HAVE A EPIC FLAG. ♥
NO....the antennae idea pwns my ideas x9000 BI tru fax. You know I only speak it.
OH NO DOUBLE PWNTAGE the hooorroooooorrrruuughhdklajdfkl;sj;lsjdf;lksj XDD
FTTTT I would say 'you're welcome' for putting your mind in the gutter but we all know thats purely you darlin' ;3 ♥
Oh pshaw~ How can I not support? Damn near every time I talk to you I practically grovel at your feet to tell me more about Jester. BI So obvious supporting is obvious 8D aklfjklajfkladj;klsjf THEN I SHALL KEEP THESE COMMENTS COMING ♥
OOBB~ Feel free to put him however best he works for your plot hun 83 FTTTTTTTTT King+Queen wot? -shot- Oh great. Started thinking about drag queens and those two dressing up SHEET. Thank you for that. XDD
dkal;dkfhakldfjs;dl how could they not? Its un-not-lovable....I hope that made sense. I'm brain dead tired. -shot- I HAVE AN EXCUSE
Woot woot! Epic fangirl plz BI ♥
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HOW DO MY COMMENTS END UP

HOW DO MY COMMENTS END UP THIS LONG AOSIDUFAD I'M SORRRYYYY D: And srsly how did I get this many reads in a few hours LAWL unless someones been sitting refreshing or something. Does that even work IDK but hay, thanks for the reads, guize Laughing out loud

@ Skittynom: asodfuad I hope you know that you give the best comments like, WHOA ♥ Firstly though, PFF WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE, NOT THAT I CAN TALK BUT STILL :B I hope you're feeling alright/that your icky sickness isn't keeping you up, I hope you're feeling tonnes better! ♥ *squishsquish*

Secondly, oiausdfouad seriously THANKYOU so much for this amazing track and comment, to hear that you're so enthusiastic about this and my characters is just aoidufad MORE DELIGHTFUL THAN I CAN SAY 8D Honestly THANKYOU SO MUCH OASIDFOAIUD you freakin' made my day AGAIN :B And I can't wait to begin sharing the story with you like, seriously! I hope it's as epic as you think it can be, and thankies so so SO much for the encouragement again! 8D 8D 8D Alsooo, I think I forgot to thank you also for sending me a chatlog last week via email, it showed up in my junk for some reason but I managed to save it so WEEEW Laughing out loud It was a hilarious read, and definitely awesome to get filled in LAWL YOU GUIZE ARE INSANE BUT I ALREADY KNEW HOW WONDERFUL THAT IS Laughing out loud I SHALL DO THE EXCITED CAPS FOR YOU coz this comment made me that excited to get started aodifaodu. Honestly, thankyou again for being such an amazing person. One of the best things about the KH directory=getting to know you better, fo shizz ♥


LAWL AND YOU TAKE SO MUCH INTEREST IN ALL MY CHARACTERS, COULD YOU BE ANY MORE WONDERFUL? Laughing out loud *teardrops of happy* 'So' is going to have a bio soon lawl, he's a deer I'm making as a 'game' character, who I will use to hopefully start up a game in the forest regarding racing challenges. 'So' is short for the name I'll probably be giving him unless I come up with a better one ('So Senorita', as he's a bit of a charmer :B), but he is a pure thoroughbred stallion, black and muscular as well as very large, and is a champion racehorse in his prime who has somehow found his way to the endless forest. He thinks its a training exercise from his trainer, thus is using it to hone his skills. He adores racing, and is a bit cocky, accepting any challenges and often giving others a headstart coz hes so sure he'll win :B Aside from this, he's a very friendly creature, and exhibits mose natural horse-like attributes, such as his highly strung nature sometimes causing him to spook, which I'll show by using an emote combination of some kind :B He'll always laugh it off, though. Alsooo, he's Spanish-bred, but races on international courses, mostly the American and Australian ones, which means he speaks both Spanish and a very heavily-accented form of English. I'll probably make Spanish Buzz from Toy Story 3 his voice, just for the lulz. I'm unsure of whether I'm going to actually make him, but he's been fun to play in forest, and will be more fun if I get the racing challenge off the ground :B So, IDK. Either way you're the first to know this, even though sneakers might come across this now LAWL :B I'll sometimes have him in forest, and he'll be having Yami/Yugi's picto once they move to their grown-up one (which should be soon actually :B), wearing either the Skull or Real Deer masks (probably skull, as it represents the shape of a horse's head more I think, though I don't want people to be afraid of him :B), the Nightfall or DOTD pelts, and the Orca Antlers or Magpie feathers. Feel free to come bug him if you see him in, he's usually on the old heartless picto, aka lackingheart LAWL SUCH A BRILLIANT NAME I KNOW :B If you got this far in the ramble I tot's salute you 8D But I do that anyway coz you're amazing. *SALLLUTES*.

/ end ramble 8D

Waitwait not so much end ramble, I BELIEVE I STILL HAVE A LONG WORD DOCUMENT TO READ ABOUT YOUR AMAZING CHARACTER TOO 8D *shot* ♥ If you still wanna send it that is :3


@ Mrs Stinky: YO HOMIE, WE COOL, WE COOL. BUT YOU BETTER HIDE YOUR KIDS, HIDE YOUR WIVES, AND HIDE YOUR HUSBANDS COZ THEY RAPIN' ERRBODY 'ROUND HURR~ *shotdead*

LAWL OH OH, GOOD POINT. Maybe I should also invest in a flag so that I can lead the Imp fans, though I should probably spend that money on investing on armour for my tender parts for when they realize- *SHOTSHOTSHOT* ♥ Oh, you'res such a wonderful fanclub leader, Jester is so honoured ;D

aoiusdf PFFFF NO WAI, though I will totally make you some antennae and put them on a headband and send them to you sometime PFFF 8D DOUBLE PWNTAGE EQUALS LOVE, ESPECIALLY WHEN I ALMOST TYPO IT INTO SOMETHING TOO TERRIBLE EVEN FOR THE COMM SITE. Including my lovely summary of the twin god statues and other such famous landmarks the other day, lalala 8D ♥

YOU ENCOURAGED IT/SET IT UP WITH A PERMA-BACHELOR PAD DOWN THERE. So you deserve at least some credit ;D ♥

oasiudfoiu LAWL AND I JUST LOVE TELLING YOU MORE, you're great to bounce ideas with it's help me and encouraged me so much like, srsly 8D I'm so glad you like him so muuuch aosdifad YOU REALIZE NEXT TIME IM ON MSN YOU OWE ME EXPLANATION OF IMP'S DEATH/THE REAL DEAL WITH HIS RASH AND OTHER RANDOM STUFF *shotdead* Imp's like a Barbie car. He only fits one effeminate individual inside him, and he's full of compartments and other such random features that even when you've had him for many years, you'll one day find a hidden place with a brush or something in it. I expect to find a brush in Imp sometime. Mmm, convenient ♥ AAAAW I LOVE THEM SO MUCH, I LOOK FORWARD TO MORE LOVELY MRS H COMMENTS SO THAT I CAN LOOK AT THE BZD GETTING LUCKY 8D ♥

EEEE 8D Thankies huuuuunneesss, I've put him as a bishop for now, perhaps until we get our plot thing sorted together/coz I think a bishop really suits him for some reason-or a horse, coz you can ride hi-*SHOT* LAWL KING + QUEEN now you're making my plot sound like incest 8D ♥ oaisdf HAHA THEM AS DRAG QUEENS WOULD SO NOT BE THAT DIFFERENT TO THEM NOW/THE OTHER NIGHT WHEN THEY CAST SPELLS ON EACH OTHER AND WE GOT PEACOCK FEATHERS AND MAGPIE FEATHERS. I lol'd so hard :B Then bringing back in the manliness with the flower spar which Jester has never done before, and really didn't bring back manliness at all BUT WAS TTLY FUN ANYWAY 8D

Tee hee it makes seeense, aaw I'm soo glaaad oiaudfouad *explodes everywhere, not like the devout pelt* YOU SHOULD SLEEP DEARY, ELSE YOU MIGHT WAKE UP WITH AN EPIC STACHE DRAWN ON. Somehow I will stretch my arm that far, not sure how yet, but it'll happen 8D

WOOT WOOT 8D SO YOU CAN TELL THAT, HOMEBOI ♥

This needs to be tracked :'D

This needs to be tracked :'D
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@ Chitwin: And this needs to

@ Chitwin: And this needs to be luffed upon~! Laughing out loud Thankies muchly, Miniii! ♥

@ The hungry one: HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS OMNOMNOM. THANKIES MUCHLY FOR THE NOMMAGE OOKY MONSTER *shotdead* Lawl imagine you as cookie monster, I'd get really afraid but it'd be hawtstuff 8D ♥
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*streaks through* 8D

*streaks through* 8D
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OHOHOHO I sense something

OHOHOHO I sense something amazingly-awesome coming. I am veeery intrigued. Also, I love the simple but pretty layout of this. I can't wait for more of your stunning and creative art and writing! Am totally following this. c:
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Trackinggg~

Trackinggg~

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I do try (every so often)~ 8D

I do try (every so often)~ 8D It's nice to know I succeed even when I'm not really trying.

...I might have refreshed a few times. >_> And I was up that late because for some stupid reason I couldn't sleep. :| Blargh. I must take a nap... I'm still tired.

I'm sure it will be epic because you are epic and therefore it can't possibly not be epic. Hooray for double negatives and using the word epic way too many times in one sentence, but I had to, but it and you are just that epic.

OHMYGOSHYES. I've met so many AMAZING AND EPIC AND AWESOME AND STUFF people through the KH directory. I really can't imagine not having joined it. Seriously. You are all amazing. <3 <3 <3 And to think, I just stumbled upon it randomly one day as I was stalking Gingy around the site. xD And I originally looked at Zexion, but I like Nami better now. And there were armies fighting for Zexion or something.

Yeeeees. Yami/Yugi's and Ryou/Bakura's pictos should be growing up any day now. I'm excited. Even though I'll need spellspammed for the bazillionth time. xD Ryou and Bakura are already using their actual picto~ Marik was confused yesterday when Ryou suddenly shrunk.

Yay I feel special! And even though I know absolutely nothing about horses/racing/anything related to either of those, I'm looking forward to seeing it. If he encounters any of my characters, just... moo in my face or something so I know it's him. Because I'm horrible at recognizing pictos. I don't even recognize Yami and Yugi's temporary one yet... and now I have to memorize their permanent one. Dx

...I completely forgot to send that. *hits head on desk* Going to do that now!~ *skips off* I wish all my spiffy fonts were still there, but I'm way too lazy to redownload them all and put them back in. *skips back in* Sent!~ Woo!~

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IT'S NOT RAEP IF IT'S WILLING

IT'S NOT RAEP IF IT'S WILLING 8D -shotshotshotshotshot-
LMFAO I can only imagine what the Imp flag could look like. Something dark and obscene. BI Yes...yes I can see it now. -shot- FTTTTTT Yes, armour and maybe some water balloons filled with cold water, for they will realize that--- -shot- ♥ ♥ I love doing this. XDDD He better be honoured. BI MISTER DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GO THROUGH ALL THESE PHOTOS OF YOU? YOU JUST....POSE ALL THE DAMN TIME. -shot- Because I so have a paparazzi hoard somewhere in the forest. Tru fax.
LMFAO Then I shall make you hat protrusions. BI Wot now? LAWL THATS WHAT I READ IT AS! WE'RE SO DIRTY THIS COMMUNITY SITE SHOULD BAN US. -shotshotshot- LAWL Imp says the Oak is now his favorite place...as well as the Playground because he says he gets--- -shotforendingsentencesearly-
FTTTT ILU but seriously it was all you bb. YOU BROUGHT IT OUTTA ME!

PLEASE....if you weren't so amazingly detailed and had me fuuuuuing all over your ideas...well we wouldn't be here now would we? WHERE DOES YOUR AMAZINGNESS STOP ZEBBIE?! Because seriously you pwn at about everything you do. BI Art. Writing. Character Development. COMMENTS. ♥
Insta-love darlin'....Insta-loved your boy. ;D LAWL OKAY I WILL EXPLAIN MY THOUGHTS/IDEARS ON HIS TRUE DEATH/RASH/ETC TO YOU NEXT TIEM I SWARE. (yay for misspelling words on purpose) LAWL a Impmobile....why...WHY...does that make me lawl so hard? -shot-
Imp: vroom vroom bb~ -shot-
LMFAO you never know what Imp has...he's so effing random. The lizard-cousin it-snail-anglerfish-dustbunny thing that he is. WHICH...how does he keep his fur so nice? OBVIOUSLY DOES HAVE A HIDDEN BRUSH IS OBVIOUS -shotshotshot-
LMFAO BZD = Michael....INEEDTOFINISHMYSIGGIEBECAUSETHATCOMMENTTOMEWASJUSTTOEPIC ♥

Sounds good to me darlin' you know I'll sacrifice my boy to learn more about Jester 8D DO WHAT YOU WANT JUST GIMMIE MOOOARRRRR DETAILS~ -shot- Yes our plot needs to be decided, timeline and wot not. YEEEEHAWWWW~ OH DEAR GAWD -climbs in the gutter- FTTTT I meant.....okay yeah IDK where I was going with that. XDDD YESYESYES I could so imagine them putting on makeup and strutting around in feather boas. FTTTT the image that I just got made me snort coffee~ Picture this: Pan in on the ruins...on that step in the ruins...backs turned towards whatever fail audience is there...Imp in a REALLY glittery white dress and Jester in a EQUALLY IF NOT MORE glittery red dress. BI AND LET YOUR IMAGINATION RUN AS THEY DANCE AND LIP SYNC TO ITS RAINING MEN -shot-
PFTTTT The oh-so-not-manly flower spar. Notice how Imp kept like '-NUZZLENUZZLENUZZLE- SO CUTE~' inbetween being all 'OH yeah? You want to take this on?' -shot-

FTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHEDEVOUTPELT it's forever soiled in my mind ;3 D8 are....are you....I KNEW IT YOU ARE JIGGLY PUFF IN DISGUISE...so what would that make me? ♥


Your comments are always like that because you are too win for words. BI I love them so much you just do not know~ ♥
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Holy asodiufaodusf.

Holy asodiufaodusf. AOSIDUFOASIUDF.

OIUASDOFUASDIUFAOIUJSODIFU.

I hope you know you guize are so freakin' incredible 8D Like, seriously, you all just totally made my day right here. Thankyou for the amazing comments, and I'll reply to all your wonderful comments as soon as I get my laptop working-for some reason it's eaten itself and I'm replying to this on an Ipod touch, hence the shortened reply. I know, I'm touching Apple products, please cleanse/burn off my hands ;D *shotdead, no I'm not a fan of Apple shush ♥*

I just wanted ya all to know I appreciate this awesome so hard like, whoa ♥ See ya all soon, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG THIS HAS TAKEN TO WRITE HOW DO PEOPLE USE IPADS AND SHIZZ TO WORK I MEAN REALLY, this took me like 15 minutes no joke :B ♥ I salute those that do mobile phone emails and stuff like, whoa~ Shocked

;3 OH YOU. We can only hope

;3 OH YOU.
We can only hope to equal your awesome. BI
-shameless bump-
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OH YOU 8'D *tears* Aaaw

OH YOU 8'D *tears*

Aaaw aosdfoaud *luffs on* you know I so appreciate that, even though you guize are infinitely more intensely awesome ;D ♥

aousidf YAAAY SHAMELESS BUUUMPAAAGE 8D I feel really bad bumping this myself lawl makes me feel like a total attention ho, so thanks for doing it for meh~ ;D *shot*

Also asoidufaosudf THAT SIGGY DEER OAISUDFOIAUSDFOUASDF *DYING OF HAPPY* YOU DELIGHTFUL LITTLE SNEAKER YOU AOSIDFOAIUDF.

♥ ♥ ♥ *frothdie*

-sniffles- &hearts; NO U

-sniffles- ♥ NO U BB
PSHAW~ We are nothing compared to your epic.
DONTkljal;kfdjakl;dfh;klashdfsj DONT FEEL BAD. This needs to be seen. Alot of people miss sheet. So I shall take it upon myself to bump the shiz outta this. ;3
♥ ♥ BBs that isn't even the tip of the giftberg thats soon coming your way 8D
-revives- NO DIEING
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*SNIFFLESNIFFLE* NO U BB,

*SNIFFLESNIFFLE* NO U BB, ALWAYS ♥

PFFFFF oh you~! :'D You make me feel so speshial asodifuadou but you know your epic absolutely owns, there ain't no denying it ;D

OASIDFOUAD 8D Aaaw OKAY I WON'T FEEL BAD 8D I just feel like I'm tot's attention hoing it up if I bump it too much pfff :B But yah they do miss sheet and oiasdufoaiudf aaw I'm so glad you like it so much you think it should be seen, THANKIES SO MUCHLY FOR ZE BUMPAGE HELP AODSFUAD 8D 8D 8D Yaaay around the clock bumpage-*SHOT* 8D Srsly Thankyou for all your help, you-none of this woulda happened without ya, yaknow ♥

aosidufasd I FEEL LIKE THE TITANIC, BUT I'M A VERYVERY UNIMAGINABLY HAPPY TITANIC OAIUDFOAUD I'M SO EXCITED LIKE, WHOA. Gotta get me a workin' scanner so I can get your Christmas goodies up and running too, omg you spoil me too much like, whoa ♥ NOW I KNOW WHAT THAT HITLIST IS AOIUSDFOAUD 8D 8D 8D *excited excited I CANT THANKYOU ENOUGH I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT*

TOO BAD 8D *diediediefrothhappy* 8D 8D 8D REVIVE ME ALL YOU WANT I'M GONNA KEEP EXPLODING OF HAPPY ♥
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*loves on*

*loves on*

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A Trickster and a Thief?

A Trickster and a Thief? Shocked

Hmm, you ever played those Thief games where you play Garrett? I'm asking because In Thief: The Dark Project you play Garrett - A master Thief who has to kill the Trickster!

No Me? NO U

No Me? NO U x9000~
akldjfakl;sdjf;klsj I do not have any such epic. BI I'm pure fail srsly. 83
LAWL no no, you so aren't hence why I'm taking the time to bump this shiz now. BI
lkajdf;lsjd;flksjj Pshaw, I'm just a bumper...nothing to see here. It's all you BB~
ak;lfjas;lfj;alkjsdf;slj LMFAO yep thats the hitlist. XD STOP THANKING ME WOMAN I DO NOTHING.
LMFAOLMFAOLMFAO -checks pulse- She's now dead at EST time 11:17pm BI
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I came gizzed my pants GOT

I came gizzed my pants GOT REALLY EFFING HAPPY FOR NO REASON when I saw this had been updated.
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This would be me...tracking

This would be me...tracking this...
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