To be noted,
Artwork by Apeldille.
Discord: Sapphire#3479
Warning, this biography and the character itself may portray mature themes such as but not limited to strong language, sexuality, violence, and abuse. This character is always in-character unless stated otherwise, anything to do with her (such as her thoughts, feelings, updates, and any information on her biography) is purely fictional and not a representation of myself.
The Devil's Scorpion
HELLFIRE » BLACK ORCHID » OBSIDIAN HEART » BLACK WIDOW » MATRIARCH » HELLCAT » HEARTH » DEMONESS » BLINDER » SPARROW
Umay, or 'May' »
crown » mature adult, eternal and ancient, frozen at the age of her first death, born 9th August » female » bisexual with a male preference » a chimeric demon, physique mirrors lion, cervine, and scorpion traits » omnivorous and cannibalistic »
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aloof » surly » apathetic » equally solitary and pack-oriented, yet often a pariah » cynical » devil-may-care » jaded » militant » a virago » observant » callous » resilient » wise » carnal » sensual » coquettish » morbid sense of humour » melancholy » guileful » eloquent, silver-tongued and smart-mouthed » guarded » deeply haunted » viperous » manipulative » cutthroat » sanguinary » depraved » volcanic wrath
warm » affectionate » maternal » sentimental » nostalgic » tender-hearted » supportive » fiercely loving
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The Scorpion's Sting.
Tail is deadly equipped with venom, see
here for symptoms. Always uses her stinger during fights but does not always envenom her targets. The usage of venom will be indicated by sneezing her antlers off to default.
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Unhallowed.
The light and the holy is harmful to her body, this includes substances and magic. Primarily in the forest, the devout spell rapidly scorches her fur and flesh and can even result in death if she is over exposed to it. Once upon a time, owned a magical blockade in the form of a pendant that blocked any kind of magic thus protecting her from the devout's harmful effect but it has long since been lost.
3RD SEPTEMBER
"..."
just a reference on the rut! because this is hella outdated and unused ):
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- Not seeking offspring, participating solely for the social aspect.
- Switches between competitor and judge (default antlers + poppies = competing), though due to a recent injury resulting in the loss of her left eye will likely be keeping to the sidelines until the eye has fully regrown (somewhere around the 7th to spare me from updating this again hahaha god I'm lazy)
(No subject)
Talla hates it so much D: AND UMAY WOULD NOT LEAVE WHEN TALLA ASKED HER TO. GURL, THOSE ARE REED'S LOGS. 'COURSE HE IS GONNA COME BACK AND DEFEND THEM.
Aww. It suuucccckkkkkksss D8
I find it amusing, but it's hard when I've got little Talla thinking 100 different things, crying and being an over all baby. XD
They're awesome fights. <3
<33
UMMAYHH. 8>! UMAY IS LIKE... WELL, I SUPPOSE HER MUUMMMYYYY. OR IS THAT CREEPY?
<;D
I LOVE DOCTOR WHO
I'M SORTA TIRED. >D
EDEETT; HAPPY 8TH PAGE, BABY
....WELL MAYBE THEN SHE WAS
fhaiusifu bajkfbafahhaiu Poor Tallalalalalaaaaaaa ;; <333
NO, THAT'S NOT CREEPY AT ALL. IT'S SO CUTE<3 UMAY PRACTICALLY TREATS HER LIKE HER OWN DAUGHTER SOMETIMES I GUESS. /DURRFACE/ TALLALALAAAAH. 8>>>!
AURGH SO DO I, BUT I PREFER PRIMEVAL. >8D
I'M HUNGRY NOW.
AND HELL YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES THANK YOU<333 *THROWS CONFETTI*
Maybe...? MAYBE?!
TALLA WAS ALL "LEAVE D:" UOOOMAYH WAS ALL "Nu :<"
THEN REED POOFED AND UMAY WALKED AWAY IN THE DIRECTION TALLA HAD PLANNED TO TAKE HER.
Lol XD
Poor Uoouououmay ;-; <33!!
UMAY IS SO ADORABLE AND GENTLE WITH HER. LIKE, TEACHING HER NOT TO BE AFRAID AND STUFFS. *HUURFACE* UMUMUAHHYYY. xDDDDDDD ! OLOLOLO.
YES. OLOLOL, NOT LOLOLOL.
Ohrly? Well... you wouldn't mind being left in The Library with the Vashta Nerada then? :3
Or we could give you some pictures of Weeping Angels... and leave you alone with them as they come to life >>
... *Gets foods*
<33!! OHYES. WE SHALL DES- I MEAN CREATE ALL LIFE AND ADD PAGES... Ialwaysseemtodothat...
YES,
AND
AND THEN SHE WAS ALL SRS FACE
AND THEN REED LEFT AND UMAY WAS ALL "WOOPS SORRY TALLA. /DED'D/
NO. Poor Talla. HAVING TO HAVE FRIENDS LIKE UMAY. IT'S NOT COOL.
AUURGH YES SHE IS, UMAY LOVES HER LITTLE TALLA AND WANTS HER TO BE BRAVE.
YOU MADE ME OLOLOL AT OLOLOL.
OLOLOL
...Yes.
I can survive weeping angels AND THSE NE- WHATEVER ITS NAME IS.
...I'll just get my.. Hammer and SMASH DEM ANGULZZZZZZZ YES. HULK SMASH! I hate hulk by the way. MUHAWWW.
Then I'll get some huge vacume/VACUUM? IDK HOW TO SPELL IT/ cleaner and suck the ne- WHATEVER THEY'RE CALLED.
YES, MY BRAIN TODAY IS magnificent. B]
>u>
We can make love with the world and eat toe nails all day long with penguins.
Sounds like a plan to me.
^ That made giggle like a
I know you love toe
You can't deny it.
I agree with Hreath xDDDDDD
Hhello. (:
(:
OHHOHHOOOO TALLA WAS
TALLA WAS ALL'
THEN SHE WENT A LITTLE
SHE ENDED QUITE
BIG IMAGEEZ.
To be perfectly honest, she was grumpy BUTTERS DID NOT THINK UMAYH DESERVED TO BE ALONEZ.
TTLY. I MEAN... WHO WOULD WANT AN UMAY? WE SHOULD PUT HER UP FOR ADOPTION *wouldsecretlyadopt* >> I MEAN. NO. NO NO. NONO.
LOLOLOL. LFOR!
XDDD
LOL. WHEN THEY EXPLAINED THE ANGELS I SAID " CAN'T WE JUST SMASH 'EM?!"
I GOT FUNNY LOOKS. WHAT IS SO WRONG WITH THIS? SMASH DEM DOOWWNN!!
VACUUM, LIKE A SPACE ONE.
XD YOUR BRAIN IS EPICCC. HAS ME LAUGHING MYESLF SILLY. NOT HARD TO DO, BUT STILL. XD I WANT TO EATZ IT.
NE?
VASHTA NERADA...?
<33.~ I likkeee. Penguins are my favourite fruit - ever.
YOU ARE HARD TO BE FUNNIER THAN. SEEIN' AS I CAN'T BE FUNNY.
AND UMAY WAS ALL "DON'T MESS
BUT THEN SHE WAS ALL K.O'D
UGH I KNOW, SHE'S SO.. MEAN
I MEAN, SHE'S JUST SO MEAN. WHO WOULD WANT THAT THING IN THEIR HOUSE?
NO, DON'T ADOPT HER
SHE'D..DO THINGS. IT'S TOO RISKY.
...
I KNOW RIGHT, WHY CAN'T THEY? PFFFFFT.
That can't be true, because I have no brain. And nah, children are my favourite fruit. <3
....
HURRR. TALLA WAS ALL "I
AND SHE WONDERED WHY THEY COULD NOT BE FRIENDS, DESPITE DIFFERENCES.
but...AFTER ALL OF THAT... SHE JUST COLLAPSED.
SHE IS. BUT I RUFF HER ANYWAIS. SHE CAN GET A JOB AND PAY RENT AND GO TO SCHOOL AND...
OH? THAT'S NOT TOO BAD... *Gets insurance*
IF YOU ADOPTED HER SHE WOULD BE
CONSTANTLY.
...
WHY CAN'T WHO DO WHOM?
Oh yes you do. A big one that makes you look funny.
My favourite vegetables are the rice flunkies.<3
YOU WANNA KNOW
UMAY WAS ALL
AND AT SOME POINT WAS PROBABLY SECRETLY ALL
AND THEN
AND THEN MORE DERP
.....BEFORE SHE WAS UNBORN..-
NO, NO SCHOOL FOR UMAY. SHE'D
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
YEAH, WHY CAN'T WHOM DO WHOM? WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT.
No, I just don't eat.
At all.
TALLA WENT
THEN...
BUT SHE WISHED SHE COULD HAVE BEEN
BUT WOULD HAVE LOVED TO
THEM BOTH. *SLAP SLAP*
However... we all know she wouldn't even be capable of
HOLEH FREK. SCARY UMAY.
YOU SCARY. WE SHALL SMACK YOU >O
Ohrly? No chocolates? Breeadddddd? Bananas? SAUSAGES OR STEAK? CUCUMBER?
CHILDREN? TOES? WATER FUNGI?!
INSANE WOMAN
*Imagespam>>*
AND UMAY WAS ALL STOP
AND SHE WAS ALL
AND THE NEXT DAY SHE WAS ALL
YES, SHCARY. SMACKING UMAY IS A BAD IDEA. JUST SO YOU'RE WARNED..SHE'S ALSO GOT..SNAIL INFESTED RABIES.
No. I eat nothing BUT EVERYTHING.
Image spam is cool, this is my best page ever. EVARRR.
HEEEY, DO YOU HAVE MSN?
DERP DERP
What the hell is that. ó______ó
AND TALLA HAD A SPAZZ "I LOVE
AND THEN FREAKED OUT.
BECAUSE IT IS SPAM. FEAR IT.
BUT UMAY MADE HER
FOR SHE FELT THE LOVE WAS GONNEE~!
SHE FELT SLIGHTLY BETTER THOUGH. THAT IS, WHEN SHE SAW THIS *BAM*
*Holds up bat, pepper spray and insect repellent, puts on mask* I'm ready for the worst she can do!
BE GOOD, I WARN YE!
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU ARE MY EATED-NESS. <3
I THOUGHT THAT SAID 'mage spam is cool, this is my best PREGNANCY ever. EVARRR.'
._.?!? I THINK I JUST MADE A SLIGHT MISTAKE.
DERP HERP. BETTER QUESTION. DO YOU HAVE MSN? *Shot'd*
Wai yes, I dew~! I CAN GIVE IT TO YOU... IF YOU GIVE ME A MUCHLY LOL IMAGE... ;D
OH THE PRESSURE.
AND THE WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! *Faints*
D-D-D-D-DID I P-PASS?
D-D-D-D-DID I P-PASS? *CROSSESFINGERS* OH THE SUSPENCETENSIONANDSTUFF
AND YES, I DO HAVE MSN.
B
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t
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^ THAT WAS SO COOL WASN'T IT
UMAY'S LOVIN' THE LOVE HERE.
THAT IS MY MSN.
MUAAHAHAHAA.
I MIGHT BE SHY AT FIRST..BUT I MIGHT NOT. IDK, BUT IF I GO SILENT I'M HAVING A PANIC ATTACK WHILST TRYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING TO SAY. LOL8D
^. I laughed that hard. NO
^. I laughed that hard. NO ONE SURVIVED
YOU DID
YOU PASS A BILLION TIMES OVER!
WOOOHH~!
LOL. OKAY.
MAYBE
NO WAIT
YES. OKAY, DONE.
That. was. cool.
SHE SHOULD BE, BABY GURRRLLLMAN
DUN WORRY. I GRADUALLY GET MORE AND MORE BORING TO TALK TOOOOOOOOO. ;D HARASSMENT IS MY MIDDLE AND SECOND THIRDLY FOURTH ONE QUADRUPLE TWICE NAME.
THIS IS LOOKING FINE MIGHTY
MIGHTY FINE...
BABY, WHEN ARE YOU AND ME GONNA HOOK UP, HON? YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
BECAUSE I'VE BEEN SAYIN' IT FOR A LONNGH TIEM.
LOLOLOLOL
ANDANDAND<3333
ANDMORELOVE<3
UH. MAYBE TOMORROW YA'? AFTER I'VE HOOKED UP WITH MY FRIEND MARY, Y'KNOW HER? THE FAT ONE THAT HAS HUGE EARS? YEAH, HER.
>3 track
track
<3
Thanks. C:
Thanks for watching Crybaby
Haha, it's okay. I'm pretty
And poor guy D: I read on his updates about what happened and just thought I'd have Umay watch over for a bit. Hope he'll be alright, though~ <:
&hearts she's a sweetheart
I hope it too...
When she wants to be~ 8'D
^LOLTRUETHAT/shot
By Leuvr ♥
LOOL
rofl xD
OMFG UMAAAYYYYYYYYYY
/DED
lol Riza got preggo not to long ago as well xP
Umays .. PREGNANT!? WHAT IS
WHAT IS THIS-
WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY!!!!?.
I NEVER KNEW DX.
k who raped her this time.
ITWASN'TRAPE. |D &hearts
|D &hearts
By Leuvr ♥
Aww, congrats on Riza
RIKO, URMOM GOT PREGNANT AT AT 3AM IN YOUR ROOM BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO.
DOESTHATSOLVEYOURQUESTION?8D
LOLOLOL Sorry we never told you on MSN. I dunno why we didn't actually /facepalm/ WE WERE IN THE SAME CHAT AS EACHOTHER FHOSAIFHAOILHFJAA.
APPA WHY DO YOU ALWAYS USE THAT PICTURE. IT'S OLD.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
ALL IN ALL.
LOLOL
"OMFG IT'S A CHEST BURSTER..
"OMFG IT'S A CHEST BURSTER.. oh wait it's a naked child.."
ONOES.
ONOES.
CHEST BABIES, THEY'RE
With chest hair.
I bet that's Plague right there. LOLOLOL
^ It's perfect expect it's
8D.
THATS WHEN YOUR WRONG..
OMGGGGGG
OMGGGGGG LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL YOU KILLED MY PAGE LOOOOOOOOOOOOLNEVERMIND8DEDIT:
AHAHAHAA
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I THINK I JUST CROSSED THE LINE. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
FFFFFFF.
FFFFFFF.
That looks more like a "GTFO
OMG MY EEEYEEEESSS.
I'M LOL'ING SO HARD
^- Why you never trust Cyber
/nods.
...WERE ALL THOSE PLAGUE?
Omg his rape faces murdered me. I died so hard xDDDDD
AND SAFFIE, I ALWAYS USE THAT PICTURE BECAUSE IT MAKES ME HAPPY. /shot
By Leuvr ♥
LOOOOL IDK, I JUST KNOW THAT
OMG UMAYS PREGNANT? I NAOW I
OMG UMAYS PREGNANT? I NAOW I FAIL BECAUSE I NOTICE THIS JUST YEARS LATER BUT HEY WTF O<
CONGRATS UOUOUOUOUOUOUOMAYMAY /POKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKE
I HOPE UMAYS WELL PREPARED
YOU FAIL
I'm kidding. (8>
NAH, I ONLY UPDATED IT....
MAYBE 3 OR 4 DAYS AGO. /DERPFACE/ LOLOL
..
I DON'T THINK UMAY'S READY. /shot/
Also, feel free to leave Umay, she'll most likely be sleeping for a while since I'm working on some gift art. <8D
UMAY WON'T MIND
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