seeing Kaoori drunk? -priceless. 8D

It's much easier using two computers. xD

(Christ, LB makes me laugh so much. -snorting-)

Knowing immediately who it was before taking a look in the direction of the door slamming open (who else made a habit of bursting in unannounced?), a bemused smile flashed through his teeth. He turned his head and let his eyes run up to her incredulous and rather flustered face with smoke curling around her form.
"Don't. Bring that over here." He ordered in a deadly serious tone, only softened by his smile, before she flicked the cigarette out the window.
To her question, he only shrugged smugly.
"What can I say? I'm just that good." Her placement on the far end of the couch incited a disapproving shake of the head. "The hell do you think you're doing? Come here." Masque said with a wide grin before sliding over to hug her.

He released and sat back, going over her again with his eyes. It was months since he saw her, and hard to believe she could just show up here with everything back to normal. More or less. It was a good feeling, either way.
"Fuck that. He waved his hand at her speculations lazily. "I can quit a couple of habits without turning into a perfect model citizen. And hey, you haven't even seen my latest ink. You might get jealous though, so I won't show you." He rolled his eyes, recollecting a glimpse of the frustration that comes with everyone around him drinking while he couldn't even think about it. "Yeah, no beer. And fuck you for telling me that. German beer is the best. But seriously, when you go; don't eat the food, don't talk to anyone, and don't do stupid touresty shit. There's really nothing to see anyway.
He swatted at her hand as she poked him, eyes narrowed. "Yeah, yeah, and would you believe he's letting me show up? We're tight now." He held up his fingers crossed to emphasize the statement, smiling. "Bros before hoes, baby. And hell, I never claimed to be useful. Get your hands off me-" His hand chased hers away again, like swatting at a fly, before he rubbed his chin which was already beginning to feel rough. "I shave when I have to." He insisted. "Of course; I've always had a job you...Hornochse. Insults in his native language were always rather effective. "Never mind what's up with me. Where the hell have you been?"

"Hah,I don't get cheap-ass tattoos. Besides, I put at least a day's worth of thought into it before I get 'em." He joked, pulling up his sleeve to reveal the large mix of images mapped across his upper arm. "I have another, but it's on my chest and I ain't about to strip down for you, babe. I needed a fish there..." He flashed another trademark smirk, "It was a choice between that or a can of Starkist on my ass."
The man shook his head in a disbelieving manner, listening to her and unable to keep laughter out of his voice. "Do you ever spend a week without picking some poor sap off? Jesus. Just be a normal person for once." He looked up at the ceiling and sighed, followed by a lazy selection of words. "I guess so. Don't know why that kid is always so nice to me, because it always makes me feel like an asshole. But whatever, I gave him an apology and he's cool with it. And you're damn right I'm lucky, because that means I get to see you in some formal attire for once so I can have a good laugh. Ugh, I just hope he doesn't invite our goddamned parents. They'll be disappointed as hell to see me alive." He shook his head again, sardonically. "Hey, you missed the latest; I'm getting my license back. Got to do a shitload of stuff first, but it's worth it. I might take up that offer, by the way. I could use some cash so I can buy a fucking car. If it comes down to choosing between you and a car, you know what I'd pick." Setting himself up to get slapped seemed to come so easily by nature, but he was ready to block it.
"Des is doing pretty good. I think I managed to get her to hate me just a little bit less, but I still don't get to see her much. It'd be nice to get her on weekends or something, but I won't push it. Trust me, she misses you. Talks about you all the time, apparently- you'd better go pay that girl a visit soon. T's probably still at work; either that or having a drink somewhere since I can't go with her anymore. But hey, she's not doing too bad either."

I hate to interrupt but...
XD Zerg loved playing a bit with Fled and Wyvern!
Must happen more often.

Masque: "...Must come naturally or something. I know I didn't get it from my parents. Hah, thanks. Though I'd have to write it under a pen name and flee the state once it was published." she pulled her hand away quickly and laughed. "Easy kiddo. Oooh man, shouldn't have told me that one. But hey, few rounds in the gym and you'll be--... you'll be--... just be. But more be than you are now..." she clears her throat and laughs. "Oh please. Not much I can gain from killing you. Besides, not like you couldn't take that shiney .44 Magnum of yours and put a hole in my head when I'm not watching... you should save that one for when your parents are around..." she laughs again cruelly. "Nice gun by the way... and yeah, I know where you're at. Sorry to hear it, but things will work out." she almost tries to smoke her non-existant cig once more, catches herself than laughs. "Man, I have to get off of those fucking things." she looks over at him, and in the light she looks quite older than she is, for only an instant. "Smoke like a chimney..." she shakes her head for a moment and then stands. She waves her hand idly. "Alright kid, but you have to put some meat on those bones sometime. Ya'hear? Yes mom? Alright... I'm going to pop in and say 'hi' to your kid. Catch T and you later!" She stands and walks out of the apartment.

De: She found it. The house (apartment?) where she hoped De was inside. She had a bundle of gifts for her friend, and hoped it would make up for her absence. A bug catching kit, a leaf-pressing album, a few Elvis CDs, and a book of poetry (which took quite a lot of thinking about on her part, and decided on Robert Frost over Edgar Allan Poe after reading over a few of the stories which she was unaware, at the time, would be nearly traumatizing for an early teen to read...). She knocked on the door, holding the bright red bag with hearts printed all over it. After a moment of silence, she knocked again. Tap tap tap.... nothing. She sighed. Then her assassin instincts kicked in and told her to find a window.........
.....
What the hell Bones...? Your losing it.

In my mind, the events of this party are beyond hilarious. 8D
I can see him protesting various things and blushing like mad the whole time, but then being inebriated enough to go play strip poker or something. |D

"WhaaI don't even know how to play Texas Hold 'em- oh no WHERE ARE MY PANTS."

Hey Fled...could you link me to your Greenleaf Shop again? I feel like buying stuff from there again <3

I just laughed so hard at Masque's updates. I was on the phone when he was mini'd, and I almost busted out laughing. |D

ROFL
And yet he still manages to keep his dignity.

Kaoori: HAH his dignity is loooooooooong gone. xD
Zerg: I took him out 8C

HI MY NAME'S MAC

I LIKE BALOGNA

BALONEY

baloney

Peacock Sex.

Aww, De. Gavin isn't a rocket scientist, but he has gotten his act together academically over the past couple of months if he could be of any help. A tutor, maybe? I don't know. XD;

I like the new bios, by the way.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo take care. I WILL MISS YOU

-SOB- YOU RUIN MY LIFE.

Hang in there, lady! We'll be here when you get back.. just take care of yourself! <3

GO BRIAN GO

GRAH I LOVE THEM they're too ridiculous. 8D

ihateyouandyourbeautifulcodingthingymabob.






-brick'd-

"I'm terribly sorry I left you alone, Fledermaus, that was really rude of me. In actuality, I'm...really not feeling well today. I went to seek solitude and stumbled across Ephra in my journey. From there I feel asleep at her watchful side. She is always quiet and demands nothing, much like you. It's a wonder you two are not related. Anyhow," she hangs her head, weary eyes dulled with pain, "It was lovely to see you."

"Haha, hello sweetheart! Yes yes, I've been to the beach!---Nnnn, uh, I don't know anyone, but if it's alright with Oz we could drive for awhile and take a day trip--... or two. Go north to like, Hampton Beach... Ooohh err, you want an ocean or a lake?.... Oh? Sharks. HAH. I'll stay with you. Got some old tricks I learned-- during uhhhh.... my... uh, Navy Seals.... days. Mmm. Kick their ass. Stop by and buy you a swim suit and stuff. Did you get your hair done yet or do you wanna do that too?" -shifts through her wallet to see how much cash she has on her-

I wouldn't say you missed anything. 8D

Apologies...it was all in hopes of entertaining her. xD