I need...YOU FOR A PLOT.

Alecsander's picture
I need players who owns either:
a super EVIL deer
An Epicly Fanatical Goodie Goodie deer that feels it necessary to fight all evil
a neutral deer who is willing to fight an amazingly powerful enemy
SILLY DEER


and has a sense of humor.



The last point is critical as a player who takes their deer too seriously will struggle with this.

I am planning a series of stories/ "mini plot" for the summer and need both 'heros' and 'villains' for them to 'vanquish' for an epic battle of which the forest has not seen before.

I also need 'damsels in distress' in all manners of situations in which they need 'saving' from an 'amazing deer'.

You must be able to keep a secret and remain completely serious throughout the whole event.

You must not share any of the discussed plans with others unless they are aware of the manner of the character involved UNTIL your story in the series is published.

Then you can laugh and giggle all you want.


There is a good chance if you're a close friend of mine you already know the character in question and I fully support you volunteering your character in for this travesty if you wish. In fact, I encourage it because I think it would be funny.

Yes, it involves that one character.
You know.
The one we were giggling about and you might have drawn.
The 'original' one.

and it will be filled with a lot of 'original' ideas.
To create the 'most original plot ever'
*ahem* Anyway.
Leave a comment below if you think you might be a candidate.

Side note:

If you want to add me on your MSN here is another chance:


I can answer most questions, comments, or concerns there.
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To make things less vague:


There is a character on site that was born to play this role. In fact if he were in any story every other character would LOVE him or hate him for being so perfect. He is amazing and original

And with permission from the guiding council of fun lovers who created this monstrous brain child he is getting his own plot.

god help us all.

The plot, in a nutshell, will pit this 'super unique' deer against other characters of the forest as if the other characters were 'evil villains'.

Other deer can be volunteered to be 'saved' from the 'peril' of your choice by this super speshul awesome durr.

Because the forest is in dire need and needs a hero!! AND A HERO SHALL APPEAR! AND HE SHALL SAVE THE FOREST FROM EVI-
Okay hes just a gigantic loon who is making up these scenarios for the attention.

BUT DON'T YOU WANT TO GIVE HIM THE SATISFACTION?!

The stories will be written in the same nature as this character who will be revealed later.

This character sees in and lives in cliches so every story will play off 'Tropes' or 'cliches' of movies, film, books, and other entertainment.

Consider this a satire to lighten the mood and have a bit of fun.
Rhamar nao k?'s picture

I think I can do well with a

I think I can do well with a silly deer x3
But I can also back down for anyone who might be a better canidate >w<

Could use my Azazel if you

Could use my Azazel if you want. :3 I'm always up for evil insane plots.

[Edit] Pondered the fact you may not know anything of him. He's born of pure evil if that helps. XD
Grape's picture

Grape, of course, is always

Grape, of course, is always up for some silly deer-er-ing. And whatnot.
trigger_mortis's picture

Pff, you know already, but

Pff, you know already, but you can most definitely stick agent double-o Tails in, and I'll help in any way possible!

Laughing out loud
Amazon's picture

If only Amazon knew the

If only Amazon knew the meaning of "fight"! xD

Alecsander's picture

Also: Think of ridiculously

Also:

Think of ridiculously mundane "DIRE" situations.

fawns stuck in trees, not enough pinecones, etc.
Zergarikiaka's picture

OHOHOHOHOH! How about my

OHOHOHOHOH!
How about my Darkweaver, and/or Spill. 8D Dark is pretty darned evil, and spill is just freaking insane. X3

Dire situation: fat deer

Dire situation: fat deer stuck between the Twin God's Statues *snicker*
Grape's picture

^ Best suggestion ever

^ Best suggestion ever
Whyss's picture

Eyerys would make a fantastic

Eyerys would make a fantastic damsel in distress.

And I could quite easily see him getting stuck between the twin idols. -snicker-
Alecsander's picture

One of the plots for sure:

One of the plots for sure:

Katamari Rhys rampage.

trigger_mortis's picture

Ok, in going with the classic

Ok, in going with the classic perils of doom scenarios, I suggest a train track.

Why?

Because all good villains plan to use or abuse train tracks.

c:
Alecsander's picture

except the forest doesn't

except the forest doesn't have a train.


EXCEPT DANCE TRAINS.

mwhahaha.
Pegasicorn's picture

I'm already giggling. XD

I'm already giggling. XD

I have a silly deer. Amary

I have a silly deer. Amary does not fight, however. Don't know how I could fit her in.
Rainflower's picture

Pfffft, I'd like to nominate

Pfffft, I'd like to nominate my Adrian as a possible damsel in distress.Or a really wimpy hero |D
"The cruelest prison is one we make for ourselves out of fear and regret."
Kaoori's picture

totally tracking.

totally tracking.

Sounds like fun

Sounds like fun <3

... i can offer you Jack =D either as a silly or as a evil deer if you want xD you decide if you want take him
Freyja's picture

He's not SUPERDUPER evil,

He's not SUPERDUPER evil, just nuts, but maybe Totlecatl could be a minor villain?
OR Sorrel could be a damsel in distress, that sounds funny xD
Lanithedeer's picture

-Scratches head- I don't get

-Scratches head- I don't get it!!!!

Hehe but my doe Lani is very silly and insane, but I will only do it if I actually understand this thing!!

Does anyone here who gets it can explain it to a dummy?
I used to have an open mind... but my brains kept falling out.

Rawr.

Marriage is a relationship where one is the husband and the other is always right.
Spyrre's picture

This sounds awesome! XD Well,

This sounds awesome! XD
Well, you seem to have a lot of volunteers already, but if you need one more "silly" deer I´ll offer Spyrre for this. Or she could be getting trouble for saving of course, because she usually lacks some survival instincts. Even though she might take situation serious, I most likely will not. =)
Of course, you don´t have to include her if she does not fit. Very funny idea anyway, I´ll look forward reading it. =)

Trackalakkin. Not sure if I

Trackalakkin.

Not sure if I should volunteer any of my deer for this D: COUGH*JoroCOUGH*
quaesting's picture

Terp's good for silly, but I

Terp's good for silly, but I think you've got a lot of volunteers for that already...
Alecsander's picture

I'm writing a lot of stories,

I'm writing a lot of stories, don't worry. I'm going to try and include anyone who volunteers and in the role they want. x)

TRACK. I dunno, if you got

TRACK.
I dunno, if you got too many already, but I can offer you either Solitude or Nergal if you want. (:
Solitude would be rather silly, flummy yet one of those willing to fight mmkay? And Nergal is rather evil (what he thinks atleast) well uh... Wants to be evil and cool and... Stuff... 8F Mweh.
This sounds like it's gonna be very interesting 8D
KittyCatKita's picture

KITA WILL BE A DAMSEL XDDDD

KITA WILL BE A DAMSEL XDDDD
AnimaSoul's picture

Kahlan can be EBIL. She has

Kahlan can be EBIL. She has like awesome Torturing powers. IT'S MAGICAL. Just write as her being really mad all the time and BAM. TORTURE POWERS

ORRR SHE CAN BE GOOD TO WITH THE EPICAL HEALING.

ORRR A DAMNSEL...

OR MENTAL....

JUST USE HER HOW YOU WANT.

^^sugar rush.
The Soul Of Souls
OokamiAzura's picture

I'm tracking the hell out of

I'm tracking the hell out of this.