The Chicken is immortal. X

Status: INACTIVE for smol emergency kittens ran out of food

"this chicken put immortality in the oven and tossed in potatoes too"

"it means business"

"and will continue to do so until the end of time"


Chicken is immortal for twenty-four hours once active.
Connection is slow - just assume getting on top of the chicken guarantees a kill?
1-hit k.o leaves body but also a live chicken runs away.... Will draw a graph
Feel free to keep score.
#FeedtheForest2015
Melts when exposed to direct sunlight
Everything is scary
What ARE this
yes you can pick up the chicken

grass
xCUSE why are you ON my GRASS rUDe

What am I even doing

Make me go to bed
plz


This chicken is going to have the most inflated ego


In which chicken gets more friends than I will ever have









nyoom


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