What have they done D:



Here we see that they're initiating youths :'D gg



And then two cult members fight over who gets their booty on the stump with a little guy trapped in the butterfly ring.



Stumpy sabel says no to new member. Sudden public backlash expected.





But then a celebrity walks in!



Not only have they bought out the cult and all of its members, but they've turned it into a hat! Offer now to receive a 10 soul discount!