Unfortunately/Fortunately [Word Game]

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I figure this will keep anyone browsing the site entertained.
We're going to tell a story one post at a time.

The format, however, is going to be:

Start of story

[continuation unfortunately]
[continuation Fortunately]
[continuation unfortunately]
[continuation Fortunately]
Example:
Billy was walking the forest...
next comment: Unfortunately, he was attacked by a snake
Following comment: Fortunately, it was a rubber snake
next comment: Unfortunately, it was covered in REAL SNAKES!
Next comment: Fortunately, he was able to run away...
so on so forth. Sticking out tongue

Feel free to throw in cameos of characters/landmarks/places in forest etc. This is TEF after all. Eye

Starting sentence:

It was the fawn's first day in the forest...

Fortunately, neither could

Fortunately, neither could Chuck Norris so Norris died of his own epicness.
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lol screw

lol screw it...

Unfortunately Chuck's testament got faked and all what he possessed went to his wife, the Wicked Witch of the West of Oz (everything- even the fawn. he took inheritances well serious)

ah, ninja xD x2 more

ah, ninja xD x2

more epicness below

Fortunately, the fawn wasn't

Fortunately, the fawn wasn't afraid of the Wicked Witch of the West.
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Unfortunately you might have

Unfortunately you might have forgotten she fed grudge against him and wanted to use him to conquer the White House and dominate the world XD
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Fortunately, the Witch's

Fortunately, the Witch's flying monkeys adored the zombie fawn and wouldn't let her harm the fawn.
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aw ninja! Unfortunately the

aw ninja!

Unfortunately the monkeys lost their ability to fly

Fortunately, they would still

Fortunately, they would still protect the fawn.
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lolz right i got ninja'd

lolz right i got ninja'd anyway
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Hun, please don't bring

Hun, please don't bring politics into the community?


Edit: You can go ahead and do the Unfortunately, if you like.
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Unfortunately i forgot what I

Unfortunately i forgot what I was gonna say
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Fortunately, it's ok that you

Fortunately, it's ok that you forgot because I have a Fortunately lol.

Fortunately the monkeys no longer had to protect the fawn, because teh wizards came through on their owed favor, to now protect the fawn from the Witch.
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Unfortunately they only

Unfortunately they only wanted Chuck Norri's testament so after they killed the Witch for it they went after the fawn or he could tell to the AUTHORITAYS D:

Fortunately, the fawn stole

Fortunately, the fawn stole an invisible-potion from the witch.
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Unfortunately the wizards had

Unfortunately the wizards had an antidote to make him appear again

Fortunately, they couldn't

Fortunately, they couldn't find the fawn.
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Unfortunately, he stepped on

Unfortunately, he stepped on a twig, breaking it, and alerting the wizards to his position.
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Fortunately, they were drunk

Fortunately, they were drunk so they got disoriented.
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Unfortunately, they fell

Unfortunately, they fell asleep and the fawn went by and stole their beers and got drunk either

Fortunately, he was still

Fortunately, he was still invisible and they were asleep so he could sneak out of the castle unnoticed.
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Unfortunately he was so drunk

Unfortunately he was so drunk that he tripped and fell off the highest window of the mansion

(hint: fortunately hes a BALLON Laughing out loud)

FORTUNATELY HE'S A BALLOON xD

FORTUNATELY HE'S A BALLOON
xD
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Unfortunately he's now a

Unfortunately he's now a zombie balloon and is sinking faster.. and faster...
(you know... zombies have parts missing and wounds everywhere... so im afraid he had holes on the plastic cover)

Fortunately he rememberer how

Fortunately he rememberer how to switch back into being a normal fawn again.
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Unfortunately I doubt that

Unfortunately I doubt that will keep him from falling, unless he had been breathing Helium XP

Fortunately, he did inhale

Fortunately, he did inhale helium earlier that day. : D
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Unfortunately he started

Unfortunately he started singing while he was floating (he was drunk...) and his voice was so thiny and funny that he laughed and left all the gas out and started falling.

Fortunately, a flying carpet

Fortunately, a flying carpet appears and catches him before he gets seriously hurt and fly him away to Rainbow land.
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Unfortunately London was in

Unfortunately London was in the way and he saw it was 22h in the Big Bang clock and ran to the forest to see if he could go in time for the Abiogenesis, forgetting about the zombie balloon fawn it was carrying

Fortunately, there had been a

Fortunately, there had been a killing spree in the forest so no one was there to see the zombie fawn.
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Unfortunately the Twin Gods

Unfortunately the Twin Gods are immortal (what am I saying?) and noticed him coming

Fortunately they are only

Fortunately they are only good natured and welcomed the fawn with open hands
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Unfortunately they are so

Unfortunately they are so good natured that they decided to revive the entire population of the forest and forgot to take the Zombie to another place

Fortunately, the zombie fawn

Fortunately, the zombie fawn reminded them ü
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Unfortunately they took him

Unfortunately they took him to the land of Oz again...

Fortunately, the wizards and

Fortunately, the wizards and the witch were all dead now.
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Unfortunately they turned

Unfortunately they turned into zombies too...

Fortunately, since the fawn

Fortunately, since the fawn was already a zombie, he fitted right in.
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Unfortunatelly the wizards

Unfortunatelly the wizards united the darkest magic spells and summoned reinforcements; an army of bewitched giant shapeshifts appeared to fight beside the wizards

Fortunately, the fawn had

Fortunately, the fawn had learned from the Wicked Witch of the West how to use magic so he made them all disappear.
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Hmm can we switch the next

Hmm can we switch the next round? I say the Fortunately, you throw the Misfortunes!

Unfortunately the wizards summoned their most powerful weapon; the MICROSCOPIC BUNNY!, so mini that could sneak behind the balloon fawn and rip his plastic cover, so the air would come out and he'd die.

Poor fawn, he's dead : < I

Poor fawn, he's dead : < I guess we'll have to start anew then!
You begin if you're still here, then I'll be the bad guy this time xD

...and to everyone else, don't be afraid to throw in comments, this is not only for me and EternalWanderer, everyone is welcome to contribute^^
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Yes sir! There was once a

Yes sir!

There was once a mini-rabbit who kept being ran over by all the deers in the forest.

Unfortunately, one day a deer

Unfortunately, one day a deer ran over him, tripped and broke his legs.
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Fortunately, the rabbit

Fortunately, the rabbit survived

Unfortunately, the deers best

Unfortunately, the deers best friend saw what happened.
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Fortunately, the little evil

Fortunately, the little evil thing hogtied them with a mute mask spell.

Unfortunately they got loose

Unfortunately they got loose

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Fortunately the rabbit digged

Fortunately the rabbit digged a hole into Alice's Wonderland
(Mm physics returned)
(How do mute masks get loose?)

(I have no idea

(I have no idea xD)

Unfortunately Alice came by...with a turnip