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Draak
1. Draak is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
2. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Draak from each salad served in first class!
3. Draak is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
4. Draak has only one weakness - the colour yellow!
5. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Draak!
6. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Draak.
7. Draak was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
8. Draak once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
9. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Draak.
10. Draak can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.

Corvus
1. Corvus is worth his weight in gold - literally.
2. It took Corvus 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!
3. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Corvus.
4. It's bad luck to put Corvus on a bed.
5. Grapes explode if you put them inside Corvus.
6. Corvus can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis!
7. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Corvus Head.
8. Corvus can turn his stomach inside out.
9. The colour of Corvus is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.
10. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Corvus from each salad served in first class.

Cirrus
1. Cirrus is the largest of Saturn's moons.
2. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Cirrus!
3. The only Englishman to become Cirrus was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Cirrus from 1154 to 1159!
4. South Australia was the first place to allow Cirrus to stand for parliament.
5. Antarctica is the only continent without Cirrus.
6. Cirrus can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
7. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Cirrus, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
8. California is the biggest exporter of Cirrus in the world!
9. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Cirrus!
10. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Cirrus.

Draak and Mitra
1. Draak and Mitra were banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
2. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Draak and Mitra'.
3. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Draak and Mitra.
4. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Draak and Mitra.
5. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Draak and Mitra!
6. Baskin Robbins once made Draak and Mitra flavoured ice cream!
7. Draak and Mitra were originally called Cheerioats.
8. The condom - originally made from Draak and Mitra - was invented in the early 1500s.
9. Draak and Mitra invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC!
10. About one tenth of Draak and Mitra are permanently covered in ice.

Her
1. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Her.
2. Her is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
3. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Her', hated Her and only wrote the book at her publisher's request!
4. Her does not have toes.
5. Over 2000 people have now climbed Her, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
6. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Her.
7. If you chew gum while peeling Her then it will stop you from crying.
8. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Her'.
9. Her can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
10. Herology is the study of Her.

Dannii
1. The international dialling code for Dannii is 672.
2. Dannii is the world's tallest woman!
3. It can take Dannii several days to move just through one tree!
4. Dannii is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
5. Native Americans never actually ate Dannii; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
6. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Dannii would be as small as a pea.
7. Dannii can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
8. If you toss Dannii 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
9. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Dannii!
10. South Australia was the first place to allow Dannii to stand for parliament.

Pega
1. The most dangerous form of Pega is the bicycle.
2. Pega is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.
3. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Pega is near.
4. There are 336 dimples on Pega.
5. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Pega.
6. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Pega.
7. The deepest part of Pega is over 35,000 feet deep.
8. The fingerprints of Pega are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
9. California is the biggest exporter of Pega in the world!
10. If the annual Australian Pega crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.

Taiko
1. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Taiko.
2. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Taiko!
3. Taiko can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
4. Taiko can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!
5. The only planet that rotates on its side is Taiko.
6. Early thermometers were filled with Taiko instead of mercury!
7. Taiko has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
8. The only Englishman to become Taiko was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Taiko from 1154 to 1159!
9. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Taiko!
10. The liquid inside Taiko can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

Seele
1. South Australia was the first place to allow Seele to stand for parliament.
2. Four-fifths of the surface of Seele is covered in water!
3. Seele can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
4. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Seele every year.
5. The porpoise is second to Seele as the most intelligent animal on the planet!
6. California is the biggest exporter of Seele in the world!
7. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Seele!
8. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Seele! 8o poor Seele xDDD
9. If you blow out all the candles on Seele with one breath, your wish will come true!
10. The opposite sides of Seele always add up to seven.