Hehe, thanks a lot, actually! Takes some work.
It's fun messing around with that stuff, although it's quite sad that specific things don't work here like they do on other websites. For example, I can't define the size of tables, tr and td. I have to put everything in an extra div.

I also just can't get rid of that border line on the top!


I might share the code when I have improved this, if anyone's interested to play around with it too..?

I can't say I'm a pro either, I learned CSS by analyzing and working on custom neopets lookups. :B
The code is a mess, slightly unorganized maybe.
Wall of text ahead. Here you go community !

<center>
<div style="width:500px; height:700px; border: none;">
<table width="400" height="600" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" align="left" valign="center"
 border="0" style="overflow:auto; border:none;">
<tr>
<td><div style="width:100%; height:200px; overflow:auto;"><br><br><br><br>
<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>you can do</div></td>

<td valign="top" style="background:#961411; width:50%; height:33%; font: 40px 
georgia; color:#fffff; font-weight:bold; letter-spacing:-2pt; font-style:italic;">
<div style="background:#ff0000; width:110%">Machines</div></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td valign="center" style="background:#199111; width:50%; height:33%;
  font: 40px georgia; color:#fffff; font-weight:bold; letter-spacing:-2pt; font-style:italic;">
<div style="background:#00ff00; width:100%; text-align:right;">live like</div></td>
<td><div style="width:100%; height:200px; overflow:auto;">
<br><br><br><br><br><br>
<br><br><br><br><br><br>pretty nifty things</div></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><div style="width:100%; height:200px; overflow:auto;"><br><br><br><br>
<br><br><br><br><br><br>with tables and divs and eyeburning colours !!!
Not finished, facing problems !</div></td>
<td valign="bottom" style="background:#19918e; width:50%;
 height:33%; font: 40px georgia; color:#fffff; font-weight:bold;
 letter-spacing:-2pt; font-style:italic;"><div style="background:#00ffff; width:110%">ordinary
people !!!</div></td>
</tr>
</table>
</div>
</center>

Thanks for the code! I might use it sometime.
This looks pretty awesome.