Hello everyone! I am new to The Endless Forest and I'm here to start my journey off by saying that I am starting a blog show thingy! Every time I get a chance (Maybe once a week) I will write silly,crazy,wacky, stories for everyone to enjoy. Don't forget that most of the stories i write are also made with my "business" partner, my best friend Loreleigh. So don't give all the credit to me! I'm guessing everyone is ready for this week's story right? So here we go!

It's a perfect morning when Quincy Mary Shanaynay was getting ready to take a shower. (Note that she is 12 years old). Quincy was undressing and ready to hop in. She went ahead and got a running start. (But also note that Quincy forgot to take her Flab Ups off. If you are wearing Flab Ups you gain 50 pounds per step.) Quincy made one big jump and as her foot in a gently firm motion hit the bathroom floor.....50 pounds was gained, a random window was formed and blasted through by Spongebob, a UFO flew in ripping out her hair with yellow rays, tai chi master Young (with a freakishly large torso) barged in and slapped Quincy's pressure point passionately while pulling her thong with a calm but firm strengthening grip as time passes, a party of crazed stick men crawled in,a random frost back mountain erected, a dorito flies through stabbing and puncturing her bicep flab spewing out blood and puss, a JD necklace was flung onto her neck crushing her throat, and a tron helmet was smashed on her head by one of the crazed stick men. The smell of the puss dorito makes Quincy join the crazed stick men causing her to spew out freakish amounts of bodily functions.

Still nobody till this day knows if Quincy Mary Shanaynay survived the attack.
(tune in next week my kin)