[i][=lavender] Be a clown, be a clown
All the world loves a clown
Act the fool play the calf
And you’ll always have the last laugh
Wear the cap and the bells
And you’ll rate with all the best swells
If you become a doctor, folks’ll face you with dread
If you become a dentist, they’ll be glad when you’re dead
You’ll get a bigger hand if you can stand on your head
Be a clown, be a clown, be a clown.