It irks me deeply that I did not name myself MajorFluffAss. My ass is infact, incerdibly fluffy, far fluffier than all you patchy fured pesants. My rump glistens with a thousand hairs whiter than new fallen snow while yours is a barren wasteland prone to often and violent mudslides. However I will not be changing my name (If it is possible i've only been a member for about two minutes) for I must embrace my military rank in the ass fluff army with dignity and suberviancey.