SITTING HERE WITH MY CHONKY COKE AND I JUST TRIPPED IN THE POND WITH MY COKE!!!! I CAN"T FIND IT!!! THAT'S NOT DALE AT ALL!!

I"M GONNA HAVE TO SUE FOR THE DAMAGES THIS IS NOT A STURDY BRIDGE YO, IT HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US, BEEN HERE DONE THAT, TOOK THIS PHOTO WITH A KODAK








I FOUND MY CHONKY COKE!!!!! THOSE FROGS WERE FREAKY, YO. THEY WANTED MY FEET, NASTY STUFF, THEY ATE MY LOAFERS!! APPARENTLY THESE DEER TELL ME THAT THEIR GRANNA TURNED INTO A FROG ON HER BEACH VACAY, THAT'S NOT DALLE. I GUESS I'M WALKING BAREFOOT

Today I'm feeding you all spam, eat up. Yes I will keep up with this blog daily so I keep this organized, and less of crashing this site

Going to fancy bread coffee pastry place tomorrow, going to dress like an 18th century gay vampire when going there I guess, I mean, what else do I do, I think I should put testosterone in my mocha next week.
I'm so glad Pitbull's in France, he's so annoying and so loud, I think he's stuck in the pond, idk actually, you think I care? He's Mr worldwide, he's been in every place in the world, including the hole in the chapel, he's got an underground club going on there, apparently it's limited access

This was intended to be my profile picture, but since I can't change it I'll just upload the image here. lol

I drew this on my phone using the Penup app. :3