but when I do, I'm lucky if I can connect.
But mostly I screw off, alone or otherwise.

What brought me into the forest was a picture I saw the other night. Tried to get a couple buddies to come reenact it with me but internet connection was too blah so Mer wound up doing it solo. I tried. Someone please get a herd to do this for me and satisfy my needs.
=

But first I was very distressed by my unexpected change in coat.

When did this happen. I don't remember a thing. Where did my natural coat go.
Ah well.

And last but not least...
I hung out with a deer child. But there was something in the distance I couldn't ignore. He floated there perpetually.