What have they done D:
Here we see that they're initiating youths :'D gg
And then two cult members fight over who gets their booty on the stump with a little guy trapped in the butterfly ring.
Stumpy sabel says no to new member. Sudden public backlash expected.
But then a celebrity walks in!
Not only have they bought out the cult and all of its members, but they've turned it into a hat! Offer now to receive a 10 soul discount!