WOOOOOOO HELLO FOREST.
TODAY I WAS ON A TRIP TO HOME DEPOT TO BUY A THERMOSTAT FOR THE DEMOLISHED AI DATA CENTER TURNED INTO NIGHTLIFE PARTY HOUSE!!!!!
THIS THERMOSTAT WILL ONLY BE FANS, NO WATER NEEDED BECAUSE WE PROTECT THE ENVIRONMENT AND LOCAL TOWNS!!! DALE!!!!


THIS WEIRD LADY WITH BIG HAIR WALKED UP TO ME, SHE PROTESTED MY DEMOLISHING WITH JENNIFER AND SAID I SHOULD "GO TO JAIL" NOT DALE.
I TRIED TO FILM HER BEST I COULD WITH MY KODAK, BUT THEN I REMEMBERED IT ONLY TAKES PICTURES! NO. IT'S ALL GOOD THOUGH MY CRYSTAL CLEAR NO FOOLIN AROUND BUSINESS CAMERA TOOK THIS PICTURE. THIS AI LADY TOLD ME THAT SHE SPOKE TO MY GRANDPA LATELY, AND SHOWED THIS AI GENERATED IMAGE OF A MAN THAT ISN'T EVEN MY GRANDPA!!!!

I TOLD HER TO STOP FOLLOWIN ME AND TO GET OUT MY WAY
BEFORE THE FOREST POLICE SENT HER AWAY
TOLD HER I JUST NEEDED A THERMOSTAT
BUT SHE WOULDN"T STOP WITH HER TIT FOR TAT

SHE WANTED TO HUNT ME
IN THE HOTEL LOBBY

AND BACK TO MY CAR I WENT VROOOMMMM
I DROVE AWAY FROM THAT HOME DEPOT BECAUSE THE MANAGER DID NOTHING AND FILLED ME WITH DOOM.

ON MY WAY I'M GOING BACK TO MY NEW DIY
HOPEFULLY SHE WON'T FIND ME AND I WON'T CRY!!

I'M GOING TO POST MORE POETRY TO CONVEY HOW TERRIFYING THIS SITUATION IS, JENNIFER IS THINKING ABOUT BUILDING A MOAT AND DRAWBRIDGE WITH SPIKES, BUT I DON'T KNOW YET.
I HOPE THIS HOUSE TURNS OUT PERFECT! IT"S GOING TO NEVER SEE A DROP OF WASTED WATER AGAIN.