Plushwolf Wolf: -splode-

Fayne: -mops eyes w/ antiseptic-
lol have they stopped bleeding or do I need to stich 'em up.

Plushwolf Wolf: GAHH
-FLEES FROM YOU-
FIEND
YOU DARE BLIND ME
-SLAMS INTO WALL-

Fayne: WOO/
lol you take forever to type. |D

Plushwolf Wolf: i'm not typing XD

Fayne: ...lol.
MY STATUS BAR LIED TO ME.
D|

Plushwolf Wolf: -deep breath- NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fayne: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
.

~five minutes later~

Fayne: ...crap I'm out of soda. D8

Plushwolf Wolf: THIS CALLS FOR DESPERATE MEASURES
-FLICKS OFF LIGHTS-
GO GO GO I'LL DISTRACT THEM

Fayne: I'M GOING IN
LOCK AND LOAD
-mission impossible music-

Plushwolf Wolf: 007 GOT NOTHIN ON THIS SHIZ

Fayne: -explosion-
MAYDAY MAYDAY
I'M GOIN DOWN

Plushwolf Wolf: NOOOOOOOOO

Fayne: TELL KEY I...ALWAYS LOVED HIM

Plushwolf Wolf: -GRABS UP LAMP AND CHUCKS IT- DON'T YOU DARE DIE ON ME

Fayne: O F-
-hit-

Plushwolf Wolf: WTFNO
-FAIL-

Fayne: WE NEED ASSISTANCE.
CALL CHUCK.
-dramatic music-

Plushwolf Wolf: WAITWHO
HOW BOUT HUGH LAURIE
HE'LL KICK ASS WITH HIS CANE

Fayne: YES.
-phonedial-
HE'S ON HIS W-
OH GOD HITLER'S COMING.

Plushwolf Wolf: WTFNO

Fayne: HE'S GOT AN AIRHORN

Plushwolf Wolf: CALL JESUS WE NEED BACKUP

Fayne: K
HE'S NOT ANSWERING I knew I was going to hell

Plushwolf Wolf: O WELL You know he's one of those emo teens in that "i hate the world" phase OKAY THEN CALL MT EVEREST

Fayne: Poor thing. POOOOOOOOOORthing.
WAIT.
I have an idea.
-dial-
K. JOK-
ohmy look at those exlosions.
He's here. cB

Plushwolf Wolf: YAY

Fayne: OKAY NOW RUN so we don't die. 8D

Plushwolf Wolf: K
BTW I CALLED THE ZOHAN 4:59 PM
-moar 'splosions-

Fayne: WOO

Plushwolf Wolf: ..........kicks back with popcorn- oooo....ahhhhhhh

Fayne: lol I brought a video camera.

Plushwolf Wolf: sweet. I got moar soda.
.....wait
THIS WHOLE BATTLE WAS ABOUT SODA

Fayne: YEA

Plushwolf Wolf: .........OH WELL
-noms hugh laurie-

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Because Rowan wanted me to. cB lol ENJOI.