Under the cut.
WARNING: Long, long rant ahead.
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/endlessforest.php
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No words can really describe The Endless Forest, though some words can come close: "crap", "strange", "bizarre", "garbage", perhaps even "nightmare inducing horror."
That is because you're too obsessed with blowing a freaking zombie's head off, so you immediately think a nice, peaceful game is horrible.
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From what I can tell, the last update made to the website happened in 2005 as it hints to a 2006 upgrade to make The Endless Forest more than wandering aimlessly as a mutated human-deer, looking for a tree to rub against.
You think that if something is not normal, than it is horrible. And you think Zombies and monsters and Aliens are normal. So since the game as none of those, then you think the TEF is horrible.
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I didn't dig deeper to find out about the update but I stopped caring once I saw the screenshots of deer with human faces.
For some reason people think human faces on a deer is creepy and sick. Put a mask over it. Get over with it. If you're afraid of human faces then you must be afraid of your own face. You must have a serious problem. Here, have a real deer mask.
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Now before you become irate with the idea that we just go out and troll people for fun, let me explain why this needed to be done: these people are absolutely crazy. Yes I know the internet houses millions of people that are bonkers but the people who call themselves "Deers United" are not only furries but actually enjoy this game.
I have no idea why people think this is a furry game. And it's understandable why so many people enjoy this game. No idiots with slang, bad words, trolls....
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For starters, there is absolutely nothing to do in this game. Sure you can frolic and drink water from a pond and run around in a graphically inept forest, but that's it-- I am dead serious, that is the entire game.
No, that is not all you can do. You can meet new friends and play with them. Cast spells on each other. Play as a deer character and pretend you're someone else. I bet you want to play now, because you want to be someone else right now. You must hate yourself. I would if I were you.
You think just because you can't shoot zombies into millions of pieces and watch blood and guts splatter everywhere means the game isn't fun. Would you rather hear a machine gun shooting zombie heads off and hear blood and gore splatter all over the floor, or would you rather listen to the nice, forest sounds...
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You can't even chat with people in some stupid secret deer language. The only means of communication include mooing or sniffing each other's virtual deer butt holes. Somehow these people actually enjoy doing this every day for hours on end. Life must be great, waking up Saturday morning, taking a deep breath of stale air from the basement, and exclaiming, "It is that time again! Time to be a deer!"
You don't need to talk. If the Gods added a chatbox the game would be much worse then you think. Now, would you rather want this:
"hi i wish they added a f*****g gun so i can shoot some f*****g zombies and shoot that f*****g b***h over there so he would stop mooing his f*****g mouth off!!!1!!1"
Or...
*Nice, peaceful, forest sounds, the wind, birds chirping, the pond, frogs, a moo once in a while*
Some people have bad days and just want some peace.
You guys are just people who are bored so you just pick a random game, collect just a few details and not look into the game, and just throw it on some website.
I don't care if the game doesn't have any zombies.
I don't care if the game doesn't have any blood.
I don't care if the game doesn't have any guns.
But you care.
Just wanted to show you this.
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I don't strive to be the best, but instead I strive to do my best, and always give it my all every time.
-faunet
Saturday, December 22, 2007
This article has been
This article has been referenced many times here~!
I was there when they decided to 'troll' the forest by making a bunch of fawns moo constantly.
Needless to say I had fun playing dress-up with them! ;D So many different fawns with different masks! Like a choir!
Not everyone can appreciate this game.
But that's alright. Cause some people do.
I didn't even know SA decided
A little surprise, no harm,
I don't strive to be the best, but instead I strive to do my best, and always give it my all every time.
-faunet
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