I STOLE IT. c8 With loooove. Here's part of it. I'll finish the rest later. I did a little bit of editing to make it easier to read.

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1: Loofa
2: Pan
3: Trinket
4: Squeegie
5: Dracula
6: Scarecrow
7: Tuna
8: Cybil
9: Rutlius
10: Pin
11: Checkers
12: Jareth

Have you ever read a Six(Scarecrow)/Eleven(Checkers) fic? Do you want to?
LOLWUTNO. Checkers is terrified of Scarecrow. xD;

Do you think Four(Squeegie) is hot? How hot?
Um, uh. Kinda’?

What would happen if Twelve(Jareth) got Eight(Cybil) pregnant?
-DEADSOBAD- That baby would be messed up. And most likely sparkle. D8

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine(Rutilus)?
Sure? Cx

Would Two(Pan) and Six(Scarecrow) make a good couple?
YES. xD

Five(Dracula)/Nine(Rutilus) or Five(Dracula)/Ten(Pin)? Why?
…Nine for the luls, lol. But I dunno.

What would happen if Seven(Tuna) walked in on Two(Pan) and Twelve(Jareth) having sex?
She’d either barf, or punt Jareth out a window I think. xD

Make up a summary for a Three(Trinket)/Ten(Pin) fic.
FLAMING DANCING

Is there any such thing as One(Loofa)/Eight(Cybil) fluff?
Not that I know of. 0-0

Suggest a title for a Seven(Tuna)/Twelve(Jareth) hurt/comfort fic.
“Fish Have Feelings, Too.”

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four(Squeegie) to deflower One(Loofa)?
Oh no. THEY’RE BROTHERS…I have no idea. XD

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven(Tuna) slash?
I don’t think so. xD

Does anyone on your friends list read Three(Trinket) het?
I don’t think that exists. OLOL

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven(Checkers)?
Nope.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two(Pan)/Four(Squeegie)/Five(Scarecrow)?
Any of them probably, if we were crack Rping. xD

What might Ten(Pin) scream at a moment of great passion?
“OH SCA-…DAMMIT.”

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight(Cybil), which song would you choose?
So What by Pink.

If you wrote a One(Loofa)/Six(Scarecrow)/Twelve(Jareth) fic, what would the warnings be?
Sexual Content, Strong Language, Strong Violence, lol all of it.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two(Pan) to use on Ten(Pin)?
“Hey, both are names start with P and have three letters. c8 –hits with blender-“

When was the last time you read a fic about Five(Dracula)?
LolNever.

What is Six’s(Scarecrow) super-sekrit kink?
Forcing you against a wall with a knife to your throat? XD

Would Eleven(Checkers) shag Nine(Rutilus)? Drunk or sober?
…Maybe if really drunk. I’MSORRYDANNIIIII. Cx

If Three(Trinket) and Seven(Tuna) get together, who tops?
TUNA.

“One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.” What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

I wrote it again so it's easier to understand, lol
“Loofa and Rutilus are in a happy relationship until Rutilus suddenly runs off with Squeegie. Loofa, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Checkers and a brief unhappy affair with Jareth, then follows the wise advice of Dracula and finds true love with Trinket.” What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

8O. LOLOK. Rutilus left Loofa for Loofa’s brother Squeegie, and Loofa then got together with Squeegie’s husband Trinket. LOLOL. Oh, and I find Loofa/Rutilus to be frickin’ hilarious, xD. Trinket, Fayne, and Dannii might read it. And we should all write it together. YAY. –dead-

How would you feel if Seven(Tuna)/Eight(Cybil) was canon?
I kinda’ like that pairing. –FAILLL-