In Which Sitka has published a best-selling book and has to make the media rounds, and doesn't really understand what she's supposed to do. Nor does she want to.


"So, Miss... Sitka, is it? Miss Sitka, how are you today?"

Really, this stuff is understandable considering "How To Be HAPPPEEEE!" is selling like crazy, but goodness this chair is uncomfortable!

"Now, we understand that you came up with the book while you were sitting in a... mushroom circle? Tell us a little bit about your process."

Pro-cess? What is that? I just talk to deer and ask what they enjoy. I dunno what that has to do with pros or cesses or anything. I like other deer and they like me and then I asked a squirrel to write it all down. Then I had to have a frog translate it cuz I don't speak squirrel.

"What is this about your singing career? Are you planning on releasing a CD anytime soon?"

CD! I understand that! A-B-C-D-E-F... why is he looking at me like that? He's grumpy. I don't think he's read my book.

"I haven't read your book..."

AHA!

"...but people are hailing you as the next spiritual leader of the twenty-first century because of the simplicity of your steps to happiness and self-actualization."

Wha?

"How do you feel about being considered alongside such great leaders as the Dalai Lama?"

Dunno, but a llama doll sure sounds fun! I'm gonna go get one. Love love love.

"Miss Sitka, the interview isn't over. Where are you going? Oh, don't paw the floor and jump around like that, you'll ruin the carpet. Help! Security!"