In Which Sitka decides to find a new toy and meets a film legend.
We continue with our spirited heroine leaving the TV studio and heading down the street to the local department store on her quest to add to her collection of things that make her HAPPPEEE.


Llama doll, llama doll, oh llama llama llama LLAMA DOLL! BOOP! Ba-dum-dum-dum...

"Welcome to S Mart, how may I help you?"

Ooooh. Handsome. Big chin, black hair... kinda smells like old hay though. Wonder why he's got that big shiny glove--SHINY!

"Err... can I help you with anything?"

I can see my face in the shiny glove! Ugh. What did they do to my face back there? I look like a clown! But clowns are supposed to be fun, right? I'm so confused. Gotta get this stuff OFF.

"Hey. Um, why are you rubbing up against me like that? Don't make me put you out of the store. Would you please stop? You're leaving makeup on my last clean shirt!"

Ahh. Better. I look like ME again! Now to find a new friend. Bouncy bounce, down the way I go. Oh, handsome is coming with me! He looks grumpy. I wonder if my book is here, then he can read it and feel better. And I think my new friend is down--THERE.

"Come back here, you're making a mess! Stop... bouncing... around like that! You're trashing Housewares and I don't want to get my... pay... docked again!"

Whee! We're playing Tag! He comes close and tries to get me and I just bouncy bounce away. This is much more fun than the other grumpy guy who just sat there and asked me silly questions. I wonder where all those crashing noises are coming from?

"Security? No, it's not an old hag this time. It's a deer. No, I'm not kidding. Just get up here."