Quad
1. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Quad.
2. Quad is the largest of Saturn's moons!
3. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Quad every year.
4. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Quad and water.
5. If you lick Quad ten times, you will consume one calorie.
6. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Quad.
7. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Quad! (o_O'')
8. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Quad can not.
9. South Australia was the first place to allow Quad to stand for parliament.
10. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Quad.

Pent

1. Pent is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
2. Pent can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour!
3. Penticide is the killing of Pent.
4. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Pent!
5. Baby swans are called Pent!
6. Pentocracy is government by Pent!
7. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Pent.
8. Pent became extinct in England in 1486.
9. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Pent.
10. US gold coins used to say 'In Pent we trust'!

Zephyr

1. Banging your head against Zephyr uses 150 calories an hour.
2. Zephyr is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out!
3. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Zephyr would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields.
4. You share your birthday with Zephyr!
5. Research indicates that Zephyr will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
6. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Zephyr.
7. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Zephyr.
8. Zephyr can live for up to a week without a head.
9. About 100 people choke to death on Zephyr each year!
10. It took Zephyr 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!

Sorry, forgot to include the link to this thing XD