YO THIS IS WACKY, FREAKY, INSANE STUFF.
TODAY I WENT OUT TO TEND TO MY GARDEN, AND I SAW A WRAITH SITTING OUTSIDE THE CURRENT CONSTRUCTION OF MY MOAT!!!!

HE SAID I WAS "FORBIDDEN FROM ENTERING THE FOREST EVER AGAIN" AND HAD TO FORFEIT MY NEW HOUSE (FORMERLY DATACENTER) AND THAT IT WAS FOR DAMAGES, AND FOR "TORMENTING" A LOCAL....
THAT LADY SHOWED UP AT MY HOUSE!!!! THAT'S NOT COOL, THAT'S NOT A PARTY SHE'S WELCOME TOO, THAT'S FREAKY STUFF, SHE'S NASTY, I DON'T LIKE HER TYPE.

I TRIED TELLING HIM TO GET THAT DONKEY DONK OUT OF MY PROPERTY, (HE WAS VERY VOLUPTUOUS) HE'S NOT THE LAW, HE HAS NO WARRANT.
BUT THEN HE TOOK OUT A BAZOOKA, AND THAT'S WHEN JENNIFER CHARGED AT HIM.



I WAS DAMN TERRIFIED!!!! MOSTLY FOR JENNIFER THAT WACKY GAL, SHE COULD'VE GOTTEN DONE BADLY. BUT THEN WE SAW HIM FALL OVER REALLY FUNKY.

THATS WHEN WE FOUND OUT HE WAS NOTHING BUT A HALLOWEEN DECORATION!!!! I COULDN'T GET A PHOTO IN TIME BECAUSE JENNIFER BLEW IT UP AND TOSSED IT BEYOND THE FOREST'S OZONE LAYER, DIDN'T REALIZE HOW CRAZY THE SKY LOOKS, PROBABLY SCARED A COUPLE LOCALS IN THE AREA.
BE WARNED HE IS NO WRAITH, THAT DAMN THING'S A SCAM TO STEAL YOUR HOMES!!!!!!! AND YOUR WATER TOO BECAUSE I KNOW E X A C T L Y WHO SENT HIM.

I WILL NOT LET THIS RUIN MY WEEK, I WILL CONSULT THE TWIN GODS TO FILE A RESTRAINING ORDER.

STAY SAFE OUT THERE,

DALE!