First day wi' the new hooves, an' who do I happen to find?

Her.

Lady Bones. Also known as Cap'n Scarlette Coat, back in the day. Not that you lot would know that.

She were the lass what sent me to my grave- to this hell. Don't much care what she calls it-
Any place where she hates my guts like she does- that's hell.

Life were hell between the day I left her an' the day I died. For she hated me then.

She continues to scorn my very bleedin' existance. Says I make her sleepin' hours nightmarish.

Oh jolly wonderful.

An' these so called Gods've denied me my right to kill myself an' get it done wi'v. So she has to deal wi' me.

Maybe I'll go eat meself stupid wi' blueberries, I dunno. All I know is...

All I know is that death weren't this painful.