"Sooooo. Let's see whatwegot." Never pulled his ravaged skull mouth into a grin as he looked down at Pandemonium. The doe's black button eyes roved around him - settling on his face for only a moment before darting away again. As long-legged as she was, she was still tiny compared t him. It was hard to keep from eating her. After a minute, she added, "Where's the poisoner?"

"I couldn't say. Perhaps he preferred his chemistry set." The stag smiled viciously again, his tongue flicking out rapidly. Pan's eyes widened with her own smile, and she swayed where she sat. "Oohoohoohoo. HMMHMMhmm." Her voice reminded the monster of stones skipping on water - deranged, but with a melodious twinge to it. "I guess he didn't want to join our little tea party, eh? Nevermind. I'll f-f-f-fiiiiin him later. Now. LET'S. GETDOWNTOBIIIIIZNESS." She suddenly pitched forward, the joints in her front legs seeming to unlock.

Never's feral instincts took him in a storm - he bounced on the butterfly-pelted doe, flipping her and pinning her easily with his huge body. Looking up into a face from Hell, she did nothing but grin. "Har har har. Gotta get those thoughts under control, darling." He didn't bother to shake the saliva off of his mouth - rather, he let his tongue slide out...and slide. And slide. The sight would've unraveled any normal deer, most likely. Then again, his latest morsel wasn't exactly sane. Pandemonium smiled widely. "I'm assuuuuuming this is a fuh-fuh-fuh-FAILED partnership, hoohooheehmm?" The giant stag trailed the red, whiplike tongue over her forehead, down her chest...around her front legs...back up to her ears. "Seems like you'd be rather stringy." His voice had turned deeper and gravelly with his loss of control. "But maybe roasting would improve that." He was about to slip his tongue down her throat when he felt a light tug and moderate pressure on the thing. Never's empty eyesockets peered down. And - not exactly to his surprise - he found Pan smiling up at him and biting it.

The two were still for a moment, black eyes staring into black. At last, Baerk turned and slipped away through the trees. He'd find another couple of psycopaths to take over with.
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Last story of 2008. c: I think this one's...pretty self explanatory. |D HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS. <3333