I HAVE BEEN HANGING AROUND MY HOUSE, (FORMERLY DATACENTER, THAT I DEMOLISHED) AND RAN INTO THIS ABSOLUTELY T E R R I F Y I N G DAMN F R E A K Y DAMN U G L Y TESLA ROBOT THAT WAS HIDING IN THE WALLS!!!!!!!?????

HE RAN AT ME FULL SPEED, FULL ON TRIED TO ATTACK ME AND CHASED ME DOWN THE HALLS WITH THEIR POOR STABILITY FLOORING, AND THIS WAS ON THE SECOND FLOOR!!!

I TRIED TO MAKE IT FOR THE KITCHEN WHERE I LEFT MY SLEDGEHAMMER, I KNEW THAT SWEET SWEET LOAD BEARING WEAPON WOULD TAKE HIM OUT, BUT THEN IT WASN'T THERE.

I ADMIT, MR WORLDWIDE PANICKED, I COULDN'T BELIEVE MY FOOLISHNESS TO EVEN CONSIDER LEAVING MY SLEDGEHAMMER LIKE THAT IN THE OPEN!!!!!! JENNIFER WOULD BE SO MAD AT ME IF SHE WASN'T BACK HOME IN CANADA.....
I WAS IMMEDIATELY UP TO USING MY PRIME KITCHEN KNIFE I USE FOR MY CARAMELIZED LEEKS....I REALLY KEEP IT SHARP THOSE GREENS PACK A NASTY FREAKY PUNCH

TURNING AROUND HE CAME OUT THE WALLS AND HE THEN TRIED TO TAKE THE SLEDGEHAMMER I HAD!! BUT IT WAS TOO HEAVY FOR HIS SPINDLY BODY TO CARRY. I ADMIT I LAUGHED REALLY HARD, BUT THEN REMEMBERED HE COULD DESTROY THE TILE FLOORING THAT JENNIFER AND I JUST RESTORED.

I RAN OUT THERE AND TO THE PATIO IN THE BACK, GRABBED A BRICK AND THREW IT!
I KNEW TAKING THAT FROM THE ENAME WAS A SMART DECISION.... BUT I HIT HIM WITH MY SLEDGEHAMMER AND TORE HIM TO PIECES, I COULDN'T RISK HIM COMING BACK TO TRY AND. WOAH. I DON'T WANNA THINK OF IT.....


AS I WAS TEARING HIM APART ON MY PATIO, I LOOKED JUST A COUPLE FEET AWAY WAS THE OAK AND A PATCH OF PERIWINKLES.....

I TOOK A PIECE OF THE TESLA ROBOT (THAT TRIED TO KILL ME) AND WENT TO WORK WHILE LAYING IN THEIR BEAUTY. BEAUTIFUL BOLD PERIWINKLES!!!!

I FOUND SOME RAM, TOOK IT AS A TROPHY, I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL HAVE A PC BUT IT MAY HELP. HAD NO IDEA HE WAS STORING AT LEAST 8 CARDS OF THAT STUFF, WHOEVER BUILT THIS PLACE REALLY REALLY WAS CARRYING TOO MUCH MONEY, WHERE JENNIFER'S FROM SHE SAYS THEY'D EAT SUCH A PERSON IF THE HOARDED RESOURCES... BUG WORLD IS NO JOKE, BUT DALE ALL THE TIME!!

I SUDDENLY HAD A GLOW ABOUT ME, BUT FELT A FLASH OF MEMORIES RETURN TO ME..... I ALMOST CRIED TEARS OF JOY AT THIS PLACE, I FELT LIKE HOW I ONCE DID AS A MERE FAWN, WHEN I FIRST OPENED MY EYES, THEN TO MY TEENS, WHEN I WAS AT MY LOWEST, BUT THERE WAS A SIMILAR PLACE, BACK THEN, THAT SOOTHED ME. ALTHOUGH THE TERRORS HAVE FOUND ME, THOSE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS I HAD THIS VERY SAME PATCH OF PERIWINKLES TO KEEP ME F A N T A S T I C IN MY SOUL!!!!!!!! BUT ALSO NOSTALGIA MUST NEVER LET ME LOOK BACK TO WHEN THINGS WERE STILL AT THEIR WORST, I MUST MOVE FORWARD AND SO I DID CLEANING UP THE ABSOLUTE MESS!


TELLS US ALL THAT WE MUST FIND JOY TO PARTY TO OURSELVES OR MAYBE WITH FRIENDS WHOEVER LONG THEY STICK AROUND!!!!!! I TOOK MYSELF TO A NICE DINNER AND A NAP OUT IN THE PERIWINKLES, AND THEN TO MY NEW BEDROOM I'M WORKING ON, THIS HOUSE IS A LONG WAY COMING BUT IT WILL SOON BE A HOME, DALE!!!