I told you he was unattractive.

Thus why he wears an even less attractive mask and at one point wore a bag.



...my human skills fail.

/quick 5 minute MSPaint sketch


AND OF COURSE SEENYA HAS TO MAKE HIM ATTRACTIVE
CLICK TO SEE SEENYA'S AMAZING ATTRACTIVE VERSIONS OF ON
EVEN SEXIER AAAGH

Apparently he's only attractive when other people draw him.