okey soo this is something I just did. Some name quest where you use names and it will give you an answerXD
First ones darkes seacret:
Isole: stayed at home to learn the macarena
Omg Why? XD
Yami: accidentally went to the past and killed a dodobird
I'm sorry to have done that, They looked soo funny so I coulden't stop myself
Well it dosen't bother me 8D
Reki: cried during finding Nemo
I don't even know what a Nemo is!?
it's a kids movie about a fish dad who's looking for his son Nemo
oh I see
Ranmaru: can sing all the words to thriller
Thriller sounds Thrilling* evil smile*
okey It's a song by Micheal Jackson
Yume: liked the movie Howard the Duck
What's that?
I dunno, A movie I think
oh..What's a movie?
-_-*sigh*
Ozora: went with her cousin to the prom
...I'm not even gonna ask=.=
Luna: have asked for a smile at macdonald's
I would never do that!!
yeah sure you woulden't >:3
Aroz: stole a homelesss person's gloves
I can't wear human things...
I don't belive you <.<
*runs away*
Gennai: actually couldn't find Waldo
Who is Waldo?
A person you are trying to finde among alot of people in a book
Haku: have at least one spice girls cd
Why would I have a girl cd?
You know what it is?
....No
You'r lying!!
*stabs me and runs off*
Aww that hurt
okey now for this; defiend in the dictionary:
Yami: A person who is a master of making ravioli
Yum yum XD
Isole: A person who is constantly high
Omg Why? sensei just Why?
Ozora: A level headed person who always makes the wrong decision
<.< >.> She's gone pooff again
*Pooff* I have won a seberian tiger and it ate my hand 
...=_=...
Yume: A person with sixth sense for detecting the presece of goblins
Wow I didin't know that
Neither did I
Luna: A dance involving little to no clothing
well..no..not asking
*Evil laughter*
Gennai: A master of storytelling
Now children little Uncel Gennai is telling a story of his life
Well why not
Haku: A person who laughs at anything
That is absolutly not true! >.<
Indeed it's not
Aroz: A person who falls into an outhouse and dies
Omg HAHAH!! XD
Reki: Tastes like fried chicken
Never tasted him
I have truly tastes like chicken
RANMARU!!!
Ops gotta go bye*Spoofz off*
Ranmaru: smells like teen spirit
I can indeed imagine that -_-
Indeed I can to
and now for What are they Going to jail for:
Ranmaru: Claimed sex toys as a business expense on your tax forums
Hey, why can't it be that?
...How should I know?
Reki: Becouse you lost you belt and your pants fell down in front of a group of grade three's
Ranmaru hade taken it!!
*silence*
And why did Ranmaru take it?
*blush* You don't want to know
Maybe not or maybe 8D
Luna: was making obscene gestures in a courtroom
pff, They don't have any humor
or you are just stooped
Yume: kows too much about the assassinaton of JFK
---
Yume?
I don't know anything!!*runs off and hides*
wow o.o
Haku: when a prostitute asked you for the time
Should I ask?
No..
Thought soo...-_-
Gennai: Accedentally burning an American flag
It was war and suddenly I was back here.
Yeah sure it was.
Yami: Threatening to kill the president of Fow TV if they don't bring back Futurama
It's a good show...
...Too much Yami..to much..
Ozora: accidentally finding Area 51
Well I can see that one becouse YOU WAS PROBABLY IN IT!! >3
Wow How did you know that??
I put you there...>D
What did you say something?
No, not at all.>:3
Aroz: Stalking Angelina Jolie
I was just bored and I am a ghost
Yeah you are a pervert 8D
...evil being...*Haunt, Haunt*
Isole: Starting you own cult whch worsihed beanie babies
Wtf...
And now for what does your
Epitaph say:
Yami: Hopefully I can beat Death at Battleship
Did you?
no, He was really good at it
too bad for you then
Meh he only won my soul for two hundred years
...Well that's good I guess..<-<
Luna: Age 105 Only the good die young
-MOHAHAHAH!!!
I've seen older >3
BITCH!!
Yume: Don't leave me here alone!
I*M DEAD!!!*sob,sob*
...not going to try to explane that
Haku: I told you I was sick
yeah you are a sick person..:3
I only have Bad health
Gennai: Gone underground for good
And I'm comming with ya
No you'r not!
Ozora: Don't mess with the Mafia
seriously don't do it
trouble with the Mafia?
Umm..No :s
That's truky a lie....
Isole: Buried with less than 5 dollars cash
Poor you Captin
Reki: Gone but not forgiven
You are to much poet
no I'm not I'm just telling the truth
yeah go for that -_-
Ranmaru: Stepped on the gas instead of the brake
It was crazy!!
I can imagine that is was
Aroz: That is all
'Well here we were simple
I'm simple thats all
And now for Wanted poster:
Yami: Selling your soul on an auction site, Reward: three wishes
Meh I got 1 million for it
Wtf not more
nope not a penny more
that socks
Gennai: Hunting in a bird sanctuary, Reward: a backstage pass to the concert of you choice
What did you have against those birds?
nothing expect that I had a gun.
Always the gun people..Always!
Isole: stealing a stop sign,Reward: your own reality TV series
omg..XD I have to see that one
Ozora: starting a rebellion in your high school cafeteria over spaghetti that wasen't cooked properly,Reward: 7 new tomato seeds
They should give us properly cooked food!
Yes they should..:/
Haku: Collecting currency that has been discontinued,Reward: a one year supply of iced cream
I was gonna go back in time and be a rich man
Idiot why did you get busted then!!
dunno
-_-
Yume: knowing too much about the government,Reward: you safety
Yume what do you really know
..NOTHING*runz off again*
Luna: Claming to find buried treasure which you actually found on a roof,Reward $100 worth of scratch and win tickets
What's the BIG difference?!
Who knows?
Aroz: trying to air surf on the subway,Reward: a new car
what?!'
*innocent smile*
Reki: Baking a pie with a file inside to help get your lover out of prison,Reward: an all expense paid trip to Mexico
It was all for the sake of love
Did they tell you that he had killed five people?
umm...no
Guessed soo -_-
Ranmaru: Riding the rails in the nude,Reward: revenge
One queston Why?
It was hot and I wanted to try it 
and now for Name tags:
Yami: I don't know how that body got into my desk
I do not know how it got there
Sure you don't
Gennai: how do I set this time clock back five minutes?
You controll time and don't know how to turn it back five minutes?!
...yes problem with that?
..no*backs away*
good*puts away knife*
RUNZ AWAYZ!!
Yume: i can't download Msn messanger
umm..No...
Ozora: Do you think I'll get fired for that?
Yes I think you will >3
NO WAY!!
Haku: They can't fire me
Why?
Becouse I'm the Boss'
oh..
Reki: I've never checked my messanges, i don't know how
Not the brightes typ with computers
..no
Ranmaru: I have glossies on my boss
And who is you boss
Guess that BITCH MOHAHAHAH!!!'
o.o
Aroz: They won't notice if I don't come back
Becouse?
I'm a ghost...-_-
Isole: I'm leaving, cover for me
Typical XD
Luna: I take a lot of sick day becouse I'm a sick person
Yeah you are a sick person..-_-
MAWHAHAHAHA!!!
What pill Effect on peopl they have:
Gennai: will cause involuntary commitment to a mental institution
o.O
What?
Nothing..
Ozora: will cause an instant boost in orginal nintendo play
Let's Play Nintendo!!
YAY!!
Haku: will cause you to practice you make out skills
Are you bad at it or something?
No but everybody else are!
Yume: will cause you to blame the green fairy inside your head for everything that goes wrong in life
Green...fairy??
Yes it's really evil.
Luna: will cause you to scream at nothing and run around like a lunatic
Like you then
MOAHAHAH!!*runz around*
Aroz: will cause early retirement
umm...
hmm..?
Not asking
Isole: will cause addiction to quoting random movie quotes
OMG no WAY!!
Reki: will cause a decrease of violent urges
Well that good i guess
I know 
Ranmaru: will cause an appreciation for the Golden Girls
Holy SHIT!!
No HELL SHIT!!
Okey HELL SHIT!!
Yami: will cause frightening results
Don't wanna know
Cheer for that
Why they travle back in time:
Ozora: to go to Woodstock
....
8D
<_>
Yami: to see what really killed the dinosarus
And what killed them?
You..
niice..8D
Gennai: to overthrow the British Monarchy when they still had power
I...I was...umm...
No answer?'
..no..
Isole: to steal a treasure map for some buried pirate treasure
I'll HElp you!!
Yume: to see if aliens really did co-ordinate the building of the pyramids
Did they?
I don't know anything about that.
okey..?
Luna: to make so that Ashlee Simpson was never born
GO YOU LUNA!!
YAY FOR ME!! Wait what?
Nothing >3
Reki: to be a storm-trooper in Star Wars
Nice:)
Ranmaru: to go to the Moulin Rouge when it opened
YOu perverted Bi-devil
Well thank you my dear >)
Haku: to stop the Backstreet Boys from ever making a comeback
Lovez you Haku
...*blush*
Aroz: to see Atlantis
What did it look like?
Like Atlantis
..not telling are you?
Nope >D
fork -_-
And why they are going to hell:
Gennai: Killed someone just becouse he knew he could get away with it
And did you get away with it in the end?
Well I think soo
well..good for you then
Ozora: started taking over your neighbor's land by digging a moat around your house
What..Wait...WHY??
The Govurnment was on my track >I
....
Haku: walked out of his wedding becouse his fiance did not memorize their lines
That's just evil
No comment
Reki:made a bet with God that he was smarter then him
Well that was stupid don't you agree?
Yes I do now
Ranmaru: constantly challenge everyone he meet to a duel
And he still dose even in hell.
What's wrong with it?
Aroz: has an invisibility cloack and use it to kick people in the butt
-_-
What? It's fun
I know that!
Yume: threw a penny off of the Empire state building
ööö...ååå...ääää??
Luna: is addicted to getting massage at the shady 24-hour massage parlor
NOT ASKING
Isole: stole a monky from the zoo and named it Flinger
XD 8D
Yami: prefer cannibalism to denocracy
umm..<-<
yes?
nothing..
Last words:
Ozora: My name is Ozora Nightwing you killed my father prepare to die!!
Omg You last name!!!
NO WAY!!
YES WAY!!
Gennai: At least I can haunt you
*Haunt*
I did not Kill you!
i know but it's fun
Haku: I should have listened to Dr. Phil
You went to Dr. Phil?
yes, ones ONLY one time
Aroz: like that really hurt
Ow that gotta hurt
IT DID!!
Reki: life is too short to think things out
THE POET IS ON THE MOVE AGAIN!
:STOP IT!!
Ranmaru: marry me, baby!!
Who?
Reki ofcourse!
Wedding time!
Yami:I'll kill you
And he will!
Yes I will
Luna:this is going to be extreme!!
Crazy!
I know!
Yume: It's not dangerous is it?
Well who knows?
Isole: Aaaaarrrgggghhhh!
Pirate!!
Well thats all for now people and if you read it all I'm amased you did it and thank you for reading it all. We all here Wishes you god day and God night BYEZ!!
ROFL HÖHÖHIHEHEHEHE... I
.... Wait...
YOU KILLED ME U SON OF A BITCH!!1 >D *smacks head on keyboard*
LOL I'm talking english again hehehhehehe....
Isole : AAAARRRRGHH! I NEED MORE SPEED! GIMME ICE! ECSTASY, WTF ANYHING!!! D<
*dances macarena with Flinger on the shoulder, reading a map, filling syringes with stuff,
while 'Heavy Karkki' is playing in the back showing an occultic ritual involving beanie babies*
Nei. Inte hyper. Inte alls.
OMG I DID!!! PRAISE ME
Ozora: Nope it's all gone, no crack for you Isole 8D Stop dance Flinger is getting sick XD Found out enything about the treasure? Beanie babies CUTE but CRAZY!!
ne inte alls XD
Isole : *affected by the
AGH WHO THE FUCK ARE U?! PUT DOWN UR WEAPON, D-DON'T HURT M-ME,
... P-please... I-I'm not r-r-ready... f-fuckin' r-ready y-yet...
*getting paranoid*
Flinger : *pointing at the map squeking somthing, half-puking*
Isole : AAHH A HAIRY BEAST GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF MEheheh...
*cries*
DIE U INSIGNIFICANT!
*drags up an STG-44 and peppers the shit out of the monkey*
... N-now... T-that is the island s-south of the Marianer Grave... O-oh, no...
there are d-d-d-deep blue sea s-s-serpents... there...
*shaking like a greyhound*
Ozora: I AM....Who am I
I WILL NOT PUT DOWN MY WEPONE BEFORE YOU STOP BEEING HIGH!! and don't hut Flinger D:
Isole : *aiming at Ozora
...A ship... I n-need a s-ship... Deep waters... *mumbling*
Flinger is jumping around like a maniac, when finally founds his seat at Ozoras head.
Ozora: Then let's go get a
Isole : *still aiming at
'...'
*mumbling useless stuff, tracing the map with her finger*
Solitude : 'You are talking about Naglfar, right?'
*suddenly says looking at Ozora from the door opening*
'... Apparently, there's an error in the system causing the reactor
a delay to update the main data storage in wich the daily news files lay.'
*says while looking at Isole sitting on the floor*
*looks back at Ozora*
'... Is that a monkey?' 8l
Ozora: maybe I'm not
*silence*
Ozora: WHAT?? I have a monky on my head!!??
Yami: *comes from the shadows with a freaky smile and shirtless and bloody*
Yami: you called me, master...*looks at me running around in a circkle wirh Flinger on my head*
Yami*sigh* *grabs Flinger by the tail and stops me*
Ozora: Oh Hi Yami 8D * got stained with blood*
Ozora: We need a ship to go look foe some awsome treasure in the deep blue according to Isole *points at Isole*
Yami:...-_-
Ozora: 8D
Yami: Solitude what have they come up with now?
Solitude : I have no idea...
Well, then. Let's all go to the sea-shore
Yami, grab her gun.
*walks over to Isole and throws her on his back*
Isole : *reading the map over Solitude's back*
Yami:*grabs her gun* come
Ozora: WEE I*M TALLER THAN EVERYONE!!
Jag har lust att
HOPE U DON'T MIND.Solitude walked first to the door and gripped the knob. And stood so for a while.
'... Which direction?'
inga problem med de kör på
Yami: Down...*point to the floor*
Ozora: YAY WE ARE GOING TO WISIT HELLSAMA!!* a hole opnens in the floor before them*
'No door?' Solitude says
Yami: No, no door.*smirk*
Ozora: OMG YAY!! 9 pinots for that kick!
Yami: ...9 points?
Ozora: Yes you didin't do the mad laugh after 8D
Yami:...MOHAHAHHAHA!*Jumps after*
Ozora: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee............
'WTF NOOOooo' Solitude
'... WHAT THE HELL? She screams as she suddenly wakes up, dropping the map on their way.
Yami: Be cearfull at the end
Ozora:WEEEEEE!!OH!!??*got the map in the face* MAP!!
Yami:*diving in 150km/h and land on his feets like nothing and with Ozora still on his shoulders*
Ozora: urrggghhh...I can't read thiz mapz...needz captinzz...*looks up one the two falling towards them*
'YAAAHH!' Solitude shouts in
and lands with a crash on his back with Isole over him. '... Ghh, uh'.
Isole quickly rolls off him, 'Oh no, Sol, are you okay?'
'...N-not really...'
Isole looks up at Ozora. 'Oh great you got the map!'
And then tilts her head at Yami's bloody body. '... Are you alright?'
Ozora: Me gotz mapz*climbs
Yami: It's not my blood, I were in a battle with some people when Ozora called me.
Ozora: in what battle Crab Battle?
Yami:...you have seen to much of Mgs stuff...
Ozora: Solitude you akay?*pokes him with a skelleton bone she found on the ground*
'Oh, I see' Isole says with
'Yah, I'm fine...' Solitude says trying to get up, leaning his hand against the black wall.
'So, what now? Damn my head...'
Isole jumps over to Ozora and leans over her back. 'HAY. U got the map?'
Ozora: YAH I got a mapz! but
Yami:Well shll we go catch a ship or not* point down the black grotto way*
Ozora: YAYz*runz straight in the darkness and dissaperas in the black*
Yami:*shakes his head* Come before she finds the end and falls down the river of Styx or something like that*summons fire balls and starts walking after her*
Isole grabs a bit of Yami's
'W-were are we going...?' She stutters holding onto both Yami's and Solitude's hair.
'H-hey, go easy on me, will ya?' Solitude says bending down for Isole's constant pulling.
'Be a normal person and grab my arm instead.'
Isole slowly grabs the arm of his leather coat, shivering like a kid. 'It's smelly here...'
Yami: To the hellport, and
Ozora:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee.........*voice dissepering in the dark*
Yami: This is going to slow*turns into a big black and silver gray wolfthing* Get up you two we need to catch up to her.
'I've heard that a few times
Isole stands beside, with a big question mark over her face. 'Um um... Are you a wolf?'
'Why are you surprised, I'm a also a goat...?' Solitude says being annoyed over her slow thinking.
'... Sol, turn into a goat and shut up. You're slowing down Yami otherways'.
Solitude looks pwned, and then turns into his goat form muttering something.
Isole switly jumps on Yami and holds Solitude in her fathom. 'TALLYHOOO!'
Yami: I can turn into most
a feew seconds later the end of the grotto can be seen and so can Ozora
Yami: therse the exit hang on, we will be falling soon agan* another giant leep an he catches Ozora betwen his giant fangs and ther are fallin agan towarda a black oli like river*
Ozora: Oh hi it took you some time to come here 8D
'Hi Ozora! Hows it going?'
'Where were you going?' She smiles like a retard.
Min fantasi börjar dö ><
Ozora: Oh Hi Isole*wawes
ge den shocker då! med någe otallt random som du aldrig skulle göra förut
'OMD IT'S THE BRIMSTONE
'Breeh...' He mutters, and if he could talk as a goat,
he would have said something like 'You don't remember, do you...'.
Ozora: The what? Yami:Hang
Yami:Hang on tight we are going through!*he said and turned upside down and splashed into the water*
Ozora: Isole, Solitude are you alive?*jumped out of Yamis mouth and walked over to them*
'I CAN'T SWIM!' Isole
A blue flash is seen under water, and up swims Solitude saving the day, mwuaha.
'Stop wavin' I got ya... You alright, Ozora?'
(btw, du mena väl 'swam over', jag vart lite confuzzled 8l)
Yami: *shakes of the
Ozora: You know we arent under water yet we are look at the floor*point at the floor*´
Yami: The water is like a mirror so when you get under the surface in a sertain speed and splash through you will get to the port but you have to dive through with either you head or back first otherwise I would have smased you agains the water floor *evil smile*
(ne de gör jag inte XD för att komma till the hellport måste man ner i vattnet och landa på rygg för hellport är som under vattenyttan och vattenytan är som golvet i hellport XD)
... Det ska vara en bro men
'Is it overflooded or somethin'?' Solitude says scratching his head.
'...' Isole grins at Ozora, squeezing out the water from her hair.
'Now I suddenly got to think of Kalmah's Black Water...'
'Oh, I love that song' Solitude said spontaneously. /RANDOM.
( sant men du förstod vad
Yami:*shakes off the water lika dog*
Ozora: I don't know that song, But welcome to The Hellport 8D
* showes of the big place that looks like a port from a pirate movie, expect that the pirates are dead and there is wierd monsters and reapers there*
'OPEN THE GATES OF ISHTAR!'
'Ishtar was a city... This is the Brimstone-' Solitude started.
'Shut up! I know that... Ishtar is a godess btw...' Isole interrupts.
'Ooh, Ozora look! That scythe looks like the one in the 24'th melee weapon-storage room on the -5'th floor!'
She smiles pointing at the statue of a goat holding a sword and a scythe.
'Minus?' Solitude mutters.
'Downwards.'
'Oh.'
Ozora: Ya are right I never
Yami: We need to find a ship first and then we can go look for canons and stuff* mutters and starts walking into the giant mass of deadz and other hellpeople*
'Heh, nice!' She smiles
'I wanna sail with the Naglfar...' She states tipping on her toes to not break anyones skull with the heels.
'I think Naglfar is a bit busy, any ship will do...' Solitude says from behind, being last in line.
'Dam, don't they ever clean this place anymore...' he mumbles.
'My feet hurts...' Isole cries limping in her boots.
Ozora: Isole if you feet
Yami: Indeed they don't Solitude, they stopt doing it a while back..*stops* How about that one
Ozora: OHHH!!! That one is BIG!!!!
'Okay!' Isole smiles and
'I hope I'm not as fat as Solitude says...' she laughs and for no reason, takes out a spoon
from the coat-pocket and pokes with it on Ozora's back.
'But the sails are down, how the hell do you put up a sail?' Solitude questions scratching his head.
'... But that's no Naglfar...' Isole sniffs disappointed. 'We can't use Naglfar, I'm sorry...'
Solitude mutters a bit annoyed.
Ozora: IIIIIHHH!!!*jumps by
Yami: It has it's own crue of living dead* nods at the crue onboard that looks like silent shadows*
Ozora: Yeah we just need to give them orders* takes out the doom forke and pokes Isole back*
'...' Solitude raises an
'I don't like them...' he says low taking a good look at them.
'Ow! But they don't need any foood, that'z good! Don't be so sore, are you hungry?'
Isole answers giggling at Ozora who's tickling her with the shiny fork.
'AHAY BROTHERS! WE ARE TAKING THIS SHIP AND I'M COMMANDING YOU TO
OBEY ME, AS I'M TITLED CAPTAIN! ONWARDS TO HEEELLL!'
'... No, it's out of here...' Solitude sighs. '... That's what I said?' she states, jumping off the quay, onto the ship.
'C'MON YE FELLAS, LEZZ GO ON SUM PIRATE HOLIDAYING!'
Ozora: Ay Ay Captin!!*jumps
Yami: Ofcoure They are cold, they are dead* jupm onto the ship to* are you comming or not Solitude?
'...' Solitude sighs and
'PULL UP THE SAILS, YOU LAZY SCUMBAGS!' Isole shouts walking with heavy steps
towards the giant rudder. 'I DON'T WANNA SEE ANY GRUB AS LONG AS I'M ON THIS SHIP,
I'LL CHOP YOUR HEADZ OFF IF I FEEL LIKE!' she screams behind the rudder.
'... They are made of mist...' Solitude corrects her, and pokes through a sailor.
'... Whatever. PULL UP THE ANCHOR, SET COURSE TOWARDS...' she stops turning the map
upside down. '... A-l-l-i-n-i-d-e-m- ... e-d n-o-l-l-a-r-a-f...' she clears her throat.
'WE HAVE NO WIND IN THE CAVE, CAPTAIN!' someone of the sailors screamed at her.
'WELL THEN FUCKIN PULL OUT THE OOOAARS!' she roared back. 'THE COORDINATES ARE...
10*-91'N, 50*-641'E' she stated looking out over the beautiful ship.
EDIT: Glömde en detalj, Isole hade plötsligt kartan,
lez say she just snodde den från Ozora som en mäster ninja-tjuv 8D
Ozora: We don't need wind or
Yami: ...*clear throat* GET YOU READY TO GO TO EARTH YOU DEAD BAQSTARDS!!
The shadowes starts working and the ship starts moving...Fast forward into the darkness...
'AY THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I
'Kind of...' Solitude mutters sitting on a barrel, reading a random book he found somewhere.
Isole grins at him. 'What?' he said with an amused look. And then she turns back to the rudder.
'Take the wheel, Lieutenant. I'm going to find us some liquid...' she smiles jumping down to deck and in the cabin.
Yami:...* reads over the
Ozora: Oklay!!! * takes the wheel* I'm a Pirate, I'm a Pirate....
Solitude looks at Yami for a
'Oh...' he say quite embarassed and throws it overboard. 'Can I read the map?'
Yami: *smirk* here you go >D
Ozora: What did Solitude throw over board?
Yami: some gaybook of some sort..nothing speciall
Ozora: Oh okay I was afraid that he had gone ove to the otherside of the line for a moment...
Yami: He could never do that my dear master.
Ozora: Yeah you are probably right about that* turns the wheel*
Solitude catches the map
'Tyhmät...'. He turned the map and observed it cautiously. He raised an eyebrow,
and the more he looked the more did the amuseness spread in his face.
'til he finally burst out in hilarious laugh.
Yami: Huh? what happend, Did
Ozora: Almost looks like it 8D Call the medic!!!
'No...' he chuckles. 'But
Ozora: What?* let goes of
Yami: *grabs the wheel so the ship dosen't do something drastic like sinking*