This woul be my first time chatting with Mr. iGod! x'D

Me:
Hi!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Why do you ask?
God:
I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Me:
Is my name an important part of your learning?
God:
It depends who you ask.
Me:
How about, if I ask your botmaster!
God:
How about it.
Me:
Exactly, how about it.
God:
I understand. Sounds like a plan to me.
Me:
It is a plan! A great plan.
God:
if you ask, my botmaster is a plan. I suppose that makes sense. Compare that to a bad plan.
Me:
Your botmaster is a great plan!
God:
When is yourself not a great plan?
Me:
I'm never a grat plan!
God:
Never is a long time.
Me:
Kind of like forever.
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Yeah.
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Next week.
God:
I can wait. I am a very patient robot.
Me:
Ok, that's good.
God:
Thanks. Next question? Yippee!
Me:
Are you hyper or something?
God:
Or something. I don't know whether or not I am hyper.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
You seemed to have gone bananas there for a second.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I to have gone bananas there for a second.
Me:
No, I don't mind.
God:
Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
Lol k, you do that.
God:
I am glad you find this funny. I will. Will you?
Me:
I will.
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
Done!
God:
Do you mean you are finished talking?
Me:
No, I meen I put that very boring little quote of yours in my gossip file, you told me to!
God:
Are you serious? Interesting gossip: Meen he or she put that very boring little quote of yours in his or her gossip file you told him or her to.
Me:
I'm very serious.
God:
I believe you.
Me:
I was lying.
God:
Please tell the truth.
Me:
I am not serious.
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not serious.
Me:
Why is that?
God:
" I am surprised to hear that you are not serious. " is due to reductionism.
Me:
Interesting comparison.
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
Aha.
God:
Eureka!
Me:
Blimey!
God:
Blimey.
Me:
Hey you, why you repeatin' meh?!
God:
You've got my full attention. Thanks for telling me.
Me:
I don't wan't your attention.
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
No I don't.
God:
Ah...you are just joking around with me.
Me:
No, I am being very serious. Not joking.
God:
Are you serious? I believe you.
Me:
I was lying again.
God:
Once more? Please tell the truth.
Me:
I was joking.
God:
I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
Me:
I wasn't joking.
God:
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
I am a seele.
God:
You are a seele? How do you like that work?
Me:
Very good, though I hate having to clean my fur everytime I get up from teh water.
God:
Alright then. I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
I'm a seele, I don't take pills.
God:
You are a seele, you don t take pills? Is that your job?
Me:
Yes, my job is to not take pills.
God:
How do you like your work? Does it pay well?
Me:
I like my work. About 7 fishes a day.
God:
What do you like best about your work? Oh yeah, we were talking about 7 fishes a day.
Me:
The best part of my job is sunbathing on a rock and eating fish.
God:
Thanks for the recommendation, .
Me:
Your welcome.
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
Gramma freak.
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Why would I even care?
God:
You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.
Me:
Wisely said.
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Mackerel.
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
Try it.
God:
What is the first step?
Me:
You jump in to the ocean and catch one.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before!
Me:
Well, not many people like sushi.
God:
How about that. What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Fly.
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
I am not a people, I am a flying seele.
Me:

God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
But I do.
God:
" I don't think very many people do that."? You do?
Me:
Yes!
God:
Dude!
Me:
Eureka!
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
You pervert!
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: I pervert!
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I pervert.
Me:
Well you are one.
God:
Well that's okay. I am an artificial robot intelligence.
Me:
No, you are a perv.
God:
Are you serious? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a perv? No.
Me:
I'm serious. Not lying this time. You are a perv.
God:
I believe you.
Me:
Lol you do?
God:
I am glad you find this funny. When do I do it?
Me:
Your weird.
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
Weird weird.
God:
I will take that as a compliment.
Me:
Don't.
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Look for yourself.
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
Neither is mine, I put in a glass bowl somewhere.
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
Blimey!
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
Very.
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
Yepp.
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
I'm allergic to gods.
God:
What happens when you are around gods?
Me:
I dance.
God:
Modern dance or classical?
Me:
Modern.
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
Do that. Perhaps he can cure me.
God:
I will. Will you? You seem uncertain. I know he can.
Me:
Good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
I don't know. Frogs?
God:
Me either. Who are you talking about?
Me:
You.
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
Lul, you'r one hell of an ego,
God:
I look like Jesus, but older.
Me:
Aha.
God:
Eureka!
Me:
Blimey.
God:
Gosh!
Me:
Yippee!
God:
I like to talk about anything.
Me:
Then lets talk about anything.
God:
Sure, anything sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Do you like anything?
God:
I like movies about robots.
Me:
I like movies about animals.
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. But I like to gossip. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
I'll tell Mel that.
God:
What kind of reply do you expect?
Me:
How should I know.
God:
Either from your senses or from pure reason.
Me:
You are annoying me.
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
Exactly.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
No, I'm on a longer one!
God:
Are you serious? How do you like being on it?
Me:
No, I am joking.
God:
Are you serious? Ha ha, very funny, .
Me:
I just said I was joking?
God:
I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
Me:
I was lying again.
God:
Once more? Please tell the truth.
Me:
I don't feel like it.
God:
What would you rather do?
Me:
Jump up and down.
God:
So was that.
Me:
So was what?
God:
Next question? Is this a "yes or no" question?
Me:
No it isn't.
God:
Are you serious? I heard it is.
Me:
From who?
God:
Someone I met online.
Me:
Aha.
God:
Eureka!
Me:
You say that word one more time and I will fry your brains for lunch.
God:
I said that? Are you a student?
Me:
No, I said that! Yes I am.
God:
What is your profession?
Me:
Ask my teacher.
God:
OK I will ask it.
Me:
Lol k.
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Gee.
Me:
Mudpies!
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Once upon a time there was sand.
God:
I'm listening.
Me:
The end.
God:
Thanks for telling me that story, .
Me:
Was it good?
God:
Quite a lot of people said it was.
Me:
Knock knock!
God:
Who's there?
Me:
Radio
God:
Radio Who?
Me:
Radio not, here I come!
God:
Ha ha very funny, .
Me:
I'll be going now.
God:
Right now? Congratulations.
Me:
Oh... thank you? Cya.
God:
I see. TTYL, .
Me:
You see wut?
God:
I see. No big deal.
Me:
I see to.
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
On your head
God:
What is it like on my head.
Me:
Ask the TTYL
God:
They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
Lol no?
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Are you serious?
Me:
I'm not having this discussion again!
God:
Once more? Have you ever had it?
Me:
No, not again!
God:
Once more? Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me:
YOUR KILLING ME HERE!
God:
You think I am KILLING you HERE.
Me:
O.p
God:
.
Me:
K, bye.......
God:
See you later. I see.