"Hi! I'm Guer, and I like movies. In fact, I like lots of things. I like pictures and my cool goggles and ham sandwiches with pepper cheese and mushrooms on and kittens. Kittens are fun, so happy and fluffy and I got a memory of a really cute one here, wanna see?

No? Okay. Now, which one of those big camera things... are you sure you don't wanna use mine? No? Okay. Um, yeah, movies! I see lots of movies. I like them because they're moving memories and it's really really fun to see them walking and talking and making things go FOOM! Especially the foom part. I made a otter-mo-beel go foom once, but only because I accidentally tried to use the engine to make pancakes on. Hang on, I think I have a leftover pancake in my bag.

What? I have to talk about the movie? Okay. It's called... um... Watchmakers. But there wasn't anything in there about watches except for one part where a guy was telling some kid how to put one together. No one had to tell me how to put a watch together, I learnt it all by myself. See? It's a pretty watch, on a chain and all. I wear it everywhere because I can't always remember when I'm supposed to be where. Like today I was here right on time because I have my watch that I put together myself.

And I remember one day... what? Oh, that. Um, there was a guy who thought he was a bird, but there are lots of birds where I come from who know they're birds and THEY don't need a funny round earship to get anywhere, they just use their wings. I got a really nice memory of a bird sitting on a deer with a bunch of candles on his head. I don't know if the bird ever caught on fire or not but the deer didn't like me taking his memory without asking him. He chased me straight into a pond and I almost lost my goggles!

So, there's this big blue guy, yeah, who doesn't wear pants! If I was there in that memory I would have given him the pants I got from some famous guy named Fruit Loom, which is a funny name but I guess if you're famous you can have whatever name you want. They fit me just fine but they might have been too small for him because I'm not very tall. I don't normally lend out my pants but I felt sorry for the big blue guy, he must have been cold because he was blue all over. And there was a guy with no face who was all blotchy, and a guy with a big purple kitty. I liked the kitty the best. It was big and stripey and I wish I had a purple kitty... I'd name it Gally-layo. In fact...

Hey, where are you going? Why are all the lights off? I'm still in here. Hello?!"