Officers, we all know them, right?
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"HALT!"
"W-what?"
"To pass the bridge you have to pay the toll."
"For a deer of your size it goes for two pine cones."


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"I'm sorry, I... I didn't know that. I have no pine cones."
"I am sure he lies. He just doesn't want to pay."
"You think so? Well, then... UNDRESS!"


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"Do you see any pine cones?"
"No. And you?"
"I don't see them either. He must be hiding them carefully."
"C-can I already get dressed again? Y-you know, the cold wind blows here..."


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"Prepare yourself for personal inspection!"
"P-personal - what - ?"
"Check him up."
"Me? Why?"
"Oh, not again these arguing..."


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"Why should I check him? I did that last time!"
"No, I did."
"But I remember that."
"Because I say so. GO!"
"Bahhh..."



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"Nothing. He's totally blasted."
"I-I told you..."
"Silence!"


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"C-can I go now?"
"No, You'll stay here and wait."
"Wait? For what?"
"You have to wait for another deer to pass, who will be willing to pay your debt."

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"Always have some pine cones hoofy to pay the toll."