Because I'm lame and need cheering up. But I only have 10 minutes so I won't finish this before school resumes LOL

My boys (and I'm leaving some out) are Skokey, Vessel, Bellsio, Andy, Antoine, Skelter, Ross, Giuseppe, Mime, Zen, Y, Teddy, and Jinhai.

.... Holy hell LOL Well I'll have fun with this...

1. What do you do for a living?
Me? Wha-- I'm an architect...
A psychologist. Or therapist. Whichever you prefer.
I lihve? No johb for me, nuh-uh cB
I work at another nursing home. I kinda miss Bells, though...
A prosecuting attourney.
Office work. Uh... kinda hard to explain... *rubs neck*
Well right now I work with Ma 'n Pa on the farm. I get an allowance for it.
N-Nothing. I used to h-help my mother w-with her f-farm, but n-now I don't live there anym-more.
I'm a circus performer, dude! Wanna see something cool? *CONTORT*
I'm in the army. And that's all I'm saying.
Hmmm~... I suppose I go around universe to universe to see what entertainment there is to be offered... It's hard to come by something actually interesting though.
I don't really have a job anymore... I just.. live in my car.
For a living? Well I suppose my whole life I've been sitting on a pole getting crows to fly away~

2. Are any other people living with you? Who are they?
It's just me and my daughter Faytha now. She and my sister are the only family I have left...
I live with my wife, Xylia, and my two sons, Chanse and Ketan.
Yeh, lohts of people. Lohts of ohld people...
Hmhmm~ I live with my hubby Jun and my son Haneul <3
Just Leandro. *keeps mouth shut LOL*
Right now I'm living with my brother Yurick, my girlfriend Sprite, and Lamb, since I'm his legal guardian... That'll probably change soon though.
Just Ma and Pa and my bee, Rhuben.
I l-live with L-Lamb and his f-family..
Well I'm not on tour right now, yeah, so I'm living with my adopted parents.
My roommate Rance. Pretty awesome, he's probably the best roommate I've ever had.
Aha~ I don't really live anywhere but at the moment I'm picking on Code and Label.
Mhm, Art. He's a pretty cool cat, if you ask me...
I don't live anywhere anymore. I just travel with Vilhelms.

3. Tell me about your parents. How well do/did you get along with them?
*sigh* Never knew my dad. And my mom gave me up when I was born. I didn't really like her until after she died, then I... I forgave her.
I'm afraid my parents were a haughty pair that saw only faults in my actions. I was given away at a young age because of their pride.
I nehver knoo my reel parehnts... My adohpted ones thought I was a dohg...
Yeah, I got along with mine for a while... Then everyone found out I was gay so they just ~*sent me away*~. Mom's still around. She can barely tolerate me.
My parents were kind and strong. It's a shame zey 'ad to be killed at such a young age.
Ahn, I loved them... Dad was supportive and Mum stuck through the worst of me and Yurick's faults. They're both gone now but I'm glad they're together again...
We get along right fine~
I'll always l-love Mama. B-but my father.... . . . *falls silent*
My parents are awesome! They take me all over the world and stuff and just... They're just great.
Mm, my parents... They were great. I wish I could tell them where I was...
Parents? Oh please, don't bring up that classic subject... Although they did show me what fun the universe could be~
*stays silent*
I never had parents. Well-- okay-- maybe the girl who stuffed me. She gave me hand-sewn clothes and even my own hat! She was so nice...

4. What was your birth order? How many siblings did you have? Older? Younger?
Me first, Fulu second. She's my only sister.
I have no siblings. Not that I know of.
Ohnly child.
Aha, I'm the oldest. I have two younger brothers and a younger sister. They're pretty awesome in my opinion.
I am an only child.
I'm the youngest... Yurick's four years older than me.
Only child. I wouldn't mind a little brother or sister though.
I actually have a h-half b-brother, Giovanni... H-he's two years younger than m-me.
Only child, brah. But Mom and Dad are thinking of having a kid. That'd be sweet.
I'm an only child..
Please. Just me, myself, and I. Reproduction for my kind is unfathomable to yours.
Eh, yeah, I have a younger-- well... had a younger sister. I dunno where she is now. If she's even still alive.
*tilts his head* ?

5. Who else was in your family while you were growing up? How did you get along with them?
Okay really? I grew up in a fricking orphanage with THAT guy *points to Vessel*
... It's true.
My sihster, Glow. She saved me...
Uh what? Just my parents and my siblings. Well I had like a million cousins but that's... another story.
*SIGH*
Well Mum's sister came over a lot... She helped me learn Russian.
Just my parents and my Grammy. *tugs on scarf*
I l-lot of p-people.. Too m-many to count, really.
Oh geez, seriously? Well I have a grandma in Kyrgyzstan, and grandma in Egypt, and my mom has relatives in Ethiopia, plus my dad has a few relatives in Germany. And America. And Canada. Pretty much everywhere?
Just me... I had... a girlfriend too but we uh... we broke up when I joined the army...
I'm just gonna skiiiip thiiis ooooone.
I had a black girlfriend, hehheh! One of the reasons my Dad and I didn't get along...
I'm only a month old! I grew up with the farmers out in the fields and now Vilhelms.

6. What were three things you liked to do when you were a child?
I'm skipping this one LOL

7. What were you afraid of when you were a child?
And this

8. How did you respond to the physiological and psychological changes in your life as a teenager?
Oh um... Well... I was in a bad depression when I was a teenager. Mostly because I met my mom for the first time and she had Fulu with her. So I couldn't deal with the fact that she kept Fulu and not me. So... yeah, I almost killed myself but... My... past wife saved me...
It was rather tumultuous. I spent my time in seclusion, doing nothing but reading, eating, and sleeping. I would often have to be dragged out of my room to spend time with the other children. And once I could finally live on my own, I was thrown into an ordeal including my wife and another who wanted her heart back then.
Mohr and Mohr people felt bahd fohr me, I remembehr. Then Glow put me in this nursihng home... And that's where I meht Andy. It was nice but sahd at the same time...
Oh god *chuckle* Well, for one, I realized I was gay. So I had this secret relationship with another boy. Then Mum and Dad found out so they sent me away to the mainland of Norway. So I got into another relationship that my foster parents didn't really like, so I went to America. Had a few more relationships, I got around as best I could. Heartbreaks here and there. Then I met Jun <3
I don't think I actually grew up until I was maybe 105. During zat time I was a drunken idiot who liked to womanize and took joy in my vampirism. I only got control of myself and acted like an adult when I finally met my past wife.
Ohhhh goooood, yeah. Let's get into this whole mess. Really. I insist. My teen years sucked. Mostly because Yurick was chaining me down and eventually when I got old enough I started liking little boys. So I was thrown in jail and forever shamed my parents. Oh, did I mention I was addicted to heroin? *FAKEHAPPYFACE*
Well I'm still a teen, ain't I? It's kinda hard. I get teased a lot for my hair. But Mir makes up for all that teasin'...
I'm s-still a teenager, b-but I'm happy t-to be spending it w-with Lamb... He's t-taught me so much, you know?...
My teenage years are lookin' fine. Going around living the high life of a performer and all I gotta do is bend around like a rubber band. Sooo easy... I'm lovin' life right now.
I was the same as any other teenage boy. Maybe a little more jocky than your average guy, but hey, works for me.
*LOL*
I shouldn't really be a teen right now... So still being one is kinda hard. I can't keep up with anything, it's all changed... I wanna go back to the 50's like nothing else.
What are teenagers? Am I one yet?

9. What makes you happy now?
Spending time with the few friends that have stayed. My life kinda crashed a while ago... Now it's all calm and.. kinda boring.
Watching my sons grow up. I'm eager to see where they go when they become older.
Reading lehtters from Andy and hahnging out with Cal <3
My hubbyhub Jun and my little boy <333 So cute. Both of them. *whispers* You'recuterthough,HanHan. Don'ttellyourfather.
Zat's a razzer personal question and I will not answer it.
*sigh* When things actually go slowly for a change. I've been thrown around so many times I'm about ready to scream. But once Sprite and Yurick and I have settled... I'm sure life will finally be smooth again.
... Mir..
L-Learning new things with L-Lamb and taking him to m-my home...
Life, brah. Life's pretty wicked right now.
Honestly? Sitting at home where it's quiet and not so.. y'know, fast-paced, eh.
Happy? I'm always happy. I find no reason to be sad. Simple as that~
I guess having Art around makes me happy... Without him it would be a lot harder getting around.
Lots of things! Mostly cats. I like cats. Do you like cats? Cats are so cute <3

10. What is your greatest fear?
Water... I almost drowned myself in depression, so... yeah.
Perhaps returning to my life of solitude scares me the most. I've finally learned what it's like to love and be loved.
Being a dohg again...
Oh god... Losing Jun and Han would just crush me. They're the light of my life..
... Anozzer personal question...
*sigh* Far too many things. Far too many...
Umwell...
B-Being taken away f-from Lamb. Or... or f-facing my father again...
Greatest fear? Breaking a bone. And it's so dang easy on the trapeez too. Gives me the willies.
Losing my mind, and therefore, killing my best friend.
What reason would I have to fear anything? I'm invincible outside my own dimension.
It... kinda already happened...
I don't really know yet... I know fire scares me a lot though.

11. What would you change about yourself if you could?
Mmm I dunno... I've learned to take life as it is, really.
Insecurity, if you can believe it.
Lohts of things...
*rubs neck* Maybe I could stop eating so much fish around Jun...
Absolutely everything. I wish I could learn to let go of ze past.
*sigh* ...... Everything.
Maybe my hair?... So I won't look so odd...
I w-want to be braver..
Hmm... Can't think of anything. I would like it if my parents were still alive. But whatcha gonna do.
This-- just... everything. This damn disease. I want it gone.
Oh please, I'm the most perfect god you've ever seen.
Well I would like my leg back, heh... This fake one's kinda uncomfortable.
Maybe if I knew a little more? I'm so clueless right now. I can't wait to know how to read!

12. What is it that you have never told anyone?
I'm an open book, okay?
I believe I have had visions in the past of my future. I seem to remember a dream with a black-haired boy. Could it be that it was about Chanse? *smirk*
Mmmmm I dunno.
Um... I guess what this tattoo under my eye means.
*stare*
There are a lot of things I've never told anyone... Not even Sprite or Yurick...
Uh there are... a few things... *blush*
.........
Me? Um uhhh um um.... I'm a pretty awesome singer?
I can't rightly recall, eh.
Ha? What's there not to tell?
*scratches cheek* .....
I don't really have any secrets. I'm open to tell people about me if they aren't afraid~

13. What do you want?
My son...
I have everything that I want at the moment.
Fohr Andy to come vihsit.
Eh... I wanna see my ex Betelguese again. Just to see how he's doing.
Honestly, I want to die. I've been 'ere much longer zan I should 'ave.
I want everyone to f***ing get along...
I have what I want.
I want to b-be with L-Lamb in the h-house again. I'm s-sorry, b-but Skelter and Yurick j-just make me n-nervous...
What do I want... whatdoIwantwhatdoIwant... Oh! I could go for a pizza.
I want to be human again. No more makeup and irreversible scars. And no more cannibalism.
I just want Label to confess his undying love for me. MOI MOI *SLAP'D*
I wanna go home. To the 50's. Where I belong.
I want...... um... I want a cat...