T: Who are we picking up again? -scratches butt-

A: I believe Her's...niece.

D: Figured her relatives would've disowned her by now.

T: Well of COURSE they did, man. C'mon. We're getting her for ransom, that's why.

D: o.o

A: O_O

-driveaway-

T: Well dayum. -frown- Whycouldn'therdothis. I hate kids.

-random little kid runs up-

K: Are you gonna take me to my auntie H?

T: OH EW GET AWAY. Ugly little brat. -cringe-

K: Take me to Auntie. NOW. -screams war cry-

-herd of random kids approach-

T: Uh lol. Did you nothearme. I HATE KIDS.

-keepapproachingSHIT-

T: -flee-

...

-chased up flagpole-

Ks: TAKE HER TO HER AUNTIE H.

T: GAH. -shoots little kids climbing up the flagpole after her- NEVEEEER.

-Her randomly drives up-

H: OH LOOK MY ADORABLE LITTLE NIECE kids kids ilovekids. -doesn't rescue Tuna-

T: -slowly consuuuuuuumed by the mob- OH MY GOOOOOOD TRAINS trains trains trainstrains. -sets off bomb-

-little kids are blown into little chunks-

H: OH MY GOD WHY.

T: THEY WERE GONNA EAT ME.

H: lol their mouths aren't big enough. Your ass would never go down.

T: ilu.

K: I wub you auntie. Can you buy me a lollipop?

H: -chuckle- Silly girl, I don't have any money.

K: ...>:| -walksaway- Bitch.

H: ;_;

T: lol she's right you know. WOLD YOU LIKE TO JOIN MY CHURCH.

H: -stabs-

These are getting worse and worse. |D -goes to next class bye-