LOL*dies*

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yeah Her posted something like this XD

1. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Walter!
2. Over 46,000 pieces of Walter float on every square mile of ocean.
3. Walter was declared extinct in 1902!
4. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Walter!
5. Walter can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
6. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Walter.
7. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Walter and water!
8. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Walter, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
9. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Walter.
10. Baby swans are called Walter.

1. Research indicates that Andromeda will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
2. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Andromeda.
3. Andromeda can turn his stomach inside out!
4. The colour of Andromeda is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.
5. To check whether Andromeda is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Andromeda will sink, and fresh Andromeda will float!
6. The deepest part of Andromeda is over 35,000 feet deep.
7. All shrimp are born as Andromeda, but gradually mature into females!
8. Andromeda has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
9. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Andromeda!
10. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Andromeda is blue.

1. New Zealand was the first place to allow Chuck Norris to vote!
2. Only one person in two billion will live to be Chuck Norris.
3. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Chuck Norris.
4. Peanuts and Chuck Norris are beans.
5. Americans discard enough Chuck Norris to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
6. The only planet that rotates on its side is Chuck Norris.
7. Native Americans never actually ate Chuck Norris; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
8. If you blow out all the candles on Chuck Norris with one breath, your wish will come true.
9. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Chuck Norris.
10. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Chuck Norris.

1. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Johnny Depp in 1504, after eighteen months work.
2. Ostriches stick their heads in Johnny Depp not to hide but to look for water.
3. Johnny Depp has four noses!
4. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Johnny Depp in your mouth.
5. The Johnny Depp-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Johnny Depp-fights take place there every day.
6. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Johnny Depp.
7. Johnny Depp can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
8. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Johnny Depp is two minutes.
9. Johnny Depp, from the movie of the same name, had green blood!
10. Johnny Depp is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.

1. Mercutio will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory.
2. Mercutio is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Mercutio.
3. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Mercutio would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used him to decorate their battle shields.
4. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Mercutio Head.
5. Early thermometers were filled with Mercutio instead of mercury.
6. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Mercutio.
7. Mercutio can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant. (*DIES*)
8. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Mercutio!
9. Mercutio has a memory span of three seconds!
10. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Mercutio!

1. Skokey can be seen from space.
2. Skokeyology is the study of Skokey!
3. Skokey has a bifurcated penis.
4. Skokey can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
5. Skokey was the first Czar of Russia.
6. Research indicates that Skokey will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
7. In Japan, Skokey can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
8. Skokey cannot jump!
9. The liquid inside Skokey can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
10. Skokey is 1500 years older than the pyramids!

1. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Tybalt!
2. Peanuts and Tybalt are beans!
3. Scientists believe that Tybalt began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
4. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Tybalt.
5. Tybalt can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
6. Tybalt never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
7. Only one person in two billion will live to be Tybalt!
8. The risk of being struck by Tybalt is one occurence every 9,300 years!
9. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Tybalt in 1504, after eighteen months work.
10. Tybalt is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives!

1. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Vessel.
2. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Vessel!
3. During severe windstorms, Vessel may sway several feet to either side.
4. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Vessel!
5. The international dialling code for Vessel is 672.
6. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Vessel is two minutes.
7. Snow White's coffin was made of Vessel.
8. Vessel is actually a vegetable, not a fruit!
9. Vessel is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
10. Vessel invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
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SFJKSDL I SHARE TYBALT'S

SFJKSDL I SHARE TYBALT'S BLOOD LOL -BLEEDS-
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...what... are you just,

...what... are you just, like, making these up, or is it a generator or something?
Edit: ohwait. Got it.
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Female ferrets? Odear..

Female ferrets? Odear..

1. Mercutio will often rub

1. Mercutio will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory.
(...LOL)
4. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Mercutio Head.
5. Early thermometers were filled with Mercutio instead of mercury.
6. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Mercutio.
7. Mercutio can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant. (*DIES*)
8. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Mercutio!
9. Mercutio has a memory span of three seconds!

7. In Japan, Skokey can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.

1. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Tybalt!
((LMFAO))

5. Tybalt can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.

7. Only one person in two billion will live to be Tybalt!

((LOL))
10. Tybalt is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives!


-CHOKE-

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