And I just filled out the 8billion-year-long one the other day GAWD wrrryyyyyy. xD I'm sure all these questions have been filled out before but HAHA whatevs.
Gonna be silly with this one.

1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?
My name's Fledermaus Rineheart; pleasure to meet you.
Masquerade Rineheart but don't you dare call me that or I'll bludgeon you with a toaster. Call me Masque.
2. Interesting... what's your current age?
I'm twenty five, currently.
Twenty eight.
He's lying. ^^
>.>
-shank'd-
3. Uh huh. What's your favourite food?
I'm partial to fruit and almonds.
Italian. NOW GET IN THE KITCHEN.
4. And your favourite drink?
Earl Grey for me.
Jack Daniel's, Pikesville, Jim Beam, Bärenfang, Four Roses, Evan Williams, Old Crow, Wild Turkey, Rittenhouse, Jägermeister, Bacardi, Grey Goose, Absolut, Smirnoff, Zaranoff, Kolsch, and Jever.
AND I LIEK ROOT BEER.
5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?
Wyvern, of course.
HA haaaaa. I have a crush on a handful of people. Some more so than others. -wink-
6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?
Yes. -blushes like a schoolgirl-
Mmhm, not the one I'd like to. -chuckle-
7. Classic question! What's your favourite colour?
I like blues and grays.
Brain-matter red.
8. Who's your favourite author?
Charles Dickens.
Whoever wrote the 21st amendment.
9. Now what's your biggest fear?
Drowning. -shiver-
Uhm. Losing a friend.
10. *stifles a giggle* I'm not laughing *bursts out laughing*
:<
-stabby- STFU
11. Awesome. Who's your hero?
Batman?
Catwoman. Meeeow.
12. OK, who is your worst enemy?
I like to think I don't have one. C:
Fuckin' cops. Hey, what do ya call a cop riding a motorcycle? A PIG ON A HOG.
13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?
Erm...
I don't really care.
14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?
Have tea and discuss the weather.
Is she hot?
15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Oh, I'd like to teach the piano to kids someday.
Alive.
16. What's your worst nightmare?
Usually it's pitch black, I'm underwater and I can't find the surface.
I don't remember my dreams.]
17. What's your lifelong dream?
To make up for my childhood and have a more fulfilling life.
Uhm. I really don't have one. I take things as they come.
18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?
I'd be incredibly happy.
-takes out cigarettes- Does anyone have a light?
19. Ok, where's your favorite place to relax?
At my piano, or out in the woods.
Tuna's bedroom. My couch is surprisingly comfortable. Good for hangovers.
20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?
Either working, reading, or playing music.
Women.

GO BACK TO YOUR LIVES, NOW.