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Sir Nicholas Aladocious de Pompey IV
One day in the COLD AND DARK mountaisn of kentucky a deer/zebra doe got freaky with a wolf/doberman hybird and then a precious little fawn was born and they named him Sir Nicholas Aladocious de Pompey IV. but the dad was too busy with battling the other wild wolf packs so he went off an Sir Nicholas Aladocious de Pompey IV never had a daddy. he was so sad and ugry so his mom took him to the forest where he woudln't be descriminated against. they were happy and made lots of frolikcing friends. but thenthe mom was run over by an eighteen wheeler and she didn't make it. (sory this so sad. thumbs up if this made you cry). so he grew up ALL alone and he became bitter and unpleasent. but then one day puberty struck and he was emgulfed with HANDSOMENESS and endowed with the finest male asssests of them all. then ALL THE DOES could not contain their attraction to him and he was so happy and he had more girlfriends that anyuone eles. ther are little Sir Nicholas Aladocious de Pompey IV juniors all overthe forest. Sir Nicholas Aladocious de Pompey IV knows in his heart that hemadkes his mom proud (not his dad becasue he deadbeat) and he is also proud of himself. he is now the most popular creatur in the endless foresst and all the stags are jealous but its okay becayse hes strong enoug to kick their hineys all day the end
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"dear dairy, todey a deer approached me and he said "sir your tail looks like a phallus" and i felt my heart flittler. I thhink i'm gay?"
...I'm so confused...
"Confusion makes people
Nice quote, I'll be sure to
I love you so much. |:
Soooo what does he look like
If your post wasn't a joke,
I wish I WAS joking but I'm
this is an important blog
lol re-track xD