Jumpin' on the bandwagon again

Patchimus's picture
Who are you?
Patchimus D'Ortega, pleased to meetchya!
Charliiieeeee..
Hiiiii! Sassafrass! 8D
Carousel..

Do you have any brothers or sisters?
M'yep. Ravi. My widdle bruddah.
Hells no.
Yeeeees. Lots of brothers! Uuuh..Shindig's my twin..then we've got my big brothers, Riddle, Valorstep, and DeusXMakina..
I don't think so..I'm not sure.

Do you have a mate?
Liiiiiiihl! *nuzzlespasms*
Pft. Like I'd want one of those. ..though I wouldn't mind one..
lawl Not yet.
No..I'm not sure if I'll ever have one.

Do you have any kids?
Oh gawds, yes. Riddle, Valorstep, DeusXMakina, Shindig, Sassafrass..
Eeeew. No.
Not yet! <3
No..at least, not yet.

What is your favorite food?
LILLYPADS! 8D
FAWNS! *foams*
Mushrooms are mighty tastey.
I don't think I have a favorite..pinecones, maybe.

Have you ever killed anyone?
Oh heavens, no.
Yeeeees.
D8 No!
I don't think so..

Do you hate anyone?
Hate, no..dislike, yes.
EVERYONE. ..not really, no.
Of course not.
No.

Do you love anyone?
Liiiiiiihl! And all meh babehs. And Laruna! 8D
NOOOOO.
My whooole family. 8D
Not particularly..

What is your status in the forest?
I think I'm kinda popular..kinda..
Imma fawn eater! 8D
Um..I dunno? Am I the only twin sister?
I'm not sure..I'm pretty much a loner, I guess.

What do you do to relax?
Usually, I wind up at the pond..but otherwise, I'll lay down wherever I wanna.
Nibble on fawns. Their ears are tastey. And poke at Minion.
I hang around with Shindig..but that's not out of the ordinary lol
I try to relax each time I can..so anything that can keep me away from other deer would work, I guess.

There is a deer who is teasing you; what do you do?
Tease back, of course! Then nuzzlespasm them.
EAT THEM! *foams*
Try to play with them.
..why would they tease me? Did I do something to bother them? I'm sorry..

Do you have any special talents?
Uh...I'm a mom? Does that count?
My intimidation powers!
My Sexy Beam! lawl
I tend to drive deer away, if that counts.
Valorstep's picture

LOL Patch has way too many

LOL Patch has way too many children XD
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Valorstep's picture

LOL Patch has way too many

LOL Patch has way too many children XD
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Patchimus's picture

lol You has a double

lol You has a double post.
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The wind... howling at the window...
The love you never gave...
I give to you...
Really don't deserve it...
But now...there's nothing you can do...
So sleep... in your only memory...of me...
My dearest mother...
Laruna's picture

I lawled at Patch's special

I lawled at Patch's special talent.

Your deer talkings have such a pretty color scheme. :3 I tried to do this for Runa, but I swear I have the most boring stag ever.
SilentOrosco's picture

OMG PATCES ILU TOOOO

OMG PATCES ILU TOOOO -nuzzlespam-

XD charlie's such a cranky-butt

and lawl at the sexy beam XD
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You lie...Silent there before me...
Your tears...
They mean nothing to me.