omfg seriously HOLY HELL. It was so vivid and...jdsfhgdfh. Gotta write it down.

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I was at Walmart. lol. Whole family was there, shopping for who knows what. I was working there as...a cashier, I think. Me and some other chick were training a new girl, showing her stuff. Suddenly I totally came face-to-face with these two customers or something. The older one looked about fourteen, a lot like that Sunshine Girl in iCarly that beat up Spencer continuously. The blond one. <: She had a little sister with short brown hair. She started beating me up verbally - the usual arguments. c: How 'you're not cool' and 'you have no friends' and stuff. So she pushed me. I pushed her shopping cart on top of her and made a break for it. We did a lot of running - I was mostly dodging whatever she threw/shot/came at me with. After a bit I was in the back of the store and she grabbed me by the wrist. She had a knife this time (shit). She was...crying rofl. She's all 'IF I KILL YOU THEY'LL MAKE ME POPULAR' and stuff. I was just like lol in her face. She nicked me with the knife, but before she could hurt me she started crying and ran away. <: SCORE. Then my family showed up and my sister was crying lol. My dad was looking at me and laughing and I was like 'wut.' He goes 'She thought you were one of the popular kids?'

And then I woke up.

THANKS DAD THANKS.

In other news I'll be home all day so I'd love to hear some interpretations of this. |D