LOL looks like I have to use both Nox and Di right now. |D She's already sharing her body with someone, why does she have to share a pictogram too? Also, Pan is sane enough to answer these reasonably well today. :B

THE BASICS

Who are you?
Aeros.
PAYUHN DEE MOAN EE UHM.
Cheuuuuuuunuh.
Nox, formerly Jackson Beauregarde. At your service. -kisses hand-
Di, monsiuer. c: Or madam, I wouldn't know.

What gender are you?
I'm a male. :U
chickachikaCHOOCHOO.
Bitch. cB
I'm a man.
Lady.

What's your age, roughly?
I believe, as a human, you would consider me in my fifties...but, of course, we are all ageless.
Purple.
You mean like...person-wise? I dunno, maybe around twenty? God shut up you're annoying. >:D
When I...took the plunge, I was twenty-nine.
I believe...mid twenties. Time gets lost in the forest, you know. c:

What's your orientation?
I prefer ladies, thank you. o_o
Both ways, baby! You're all so irresistible. *D
Straight.
-shudder- Straight, thank you.
I like men. cB

Eye Colour?
Light brown.
GREEEEEN like fish guts.
Changes, dunnit? :B Sometimes blue, sometimes green, sometimes gray.
Yellow. Rather sickly as of late, I've observed. >:|
Gray. n_n

Hair Colour?
Silver. c:
Orange like the fire in your car.
Blondish.
Ink.
Noir. -twitch + muttering to self- I heard that, bastard.

Clothing choice?
I'm rather partial to the stuff of the nineteen-thirties.
Nothing. 8D 8D 8D
Uh. Casual stuff. Graphic t-shirts are win. cB
Proffessional, please - your average button-up shirts and such.
DRESSES ARE JESUS.

THE FAMILY

Mother?
No, silly! n.n
wtf is that.
Nope. Ew parents. D:<
Yes. Long dead.
A foster mother, yes.

Father?
Really, what do you think we are, people?
...
Hells naw.
Also dead, although I've heard his name mentioned once or twice in the present day. Bastard.
parents adoptifs. I was born a deer, after all, but I was assigned a different purpose.

Siblings?
No.
Nu-uh.
Nope.
A little sister who died of consumption. :\
No.

THE LOVE LIFE

Do you have a partner?
Once.
I'm solo, baby.
Mhmm. cB Got lucky, apparently.
Every other week. ;D
Heavens, no. :U A certain someone keeps driving them away...-mutter-

If so, who are they?
...
Bale. n.n
Hmmm. Mostly mid-twenties, curvy, that sort.

Are you married?
No. I don't agree with marriage, really.
To my rocket launcher, Steve. cB
Yeah.
-cringe- Ugh, commitment.
No!

Do you have/want kids?
That's a nice thought, but no.
OUR LITTLE HAND GRENADES. CB CB CB
Not have. Want...-sentimentalism kicks in-
-more cringing-
I'd love some! 8D

If you don't have a partner, do you want one?
Not particularly, no. -muses-
ARHARHARHARHARBALLOONS
Boop boop bee doop.
...What the hell is wrong with you?
I don't know...

THE POSSESSIONS

Do you own a house or an apartment?
Yes.
Home is where your ass sits. cB
Yep. =)
I much prefer Tuna's apartment. -snicker-
Sort of, I'm renting under where Nox is living. He neglected to explain to me the previous owners of his home were enleve. 8|

Do you own a car or any other vehicle?
No, cars pollute. D:<
HOT AIR BALLOOOOOOOOOON andamotorcycle. c:
Yeah, pickup truck.
No. I borrow Tuna's car. -smirk-
I usually walk. :U

Do you have any pets?
Whatever wanders in from time to time. n_n And a parrot named Jack.
lolololol FOOD
Yeah. A shark and a cat. Ozzie and Elvis. c:
...Animals. >:|
shutupnoire.

Most prized possession?
My books! 8D
MY THONG COLLECTION.
Bale's heart. c|
-fingers chain around neck- I wouldn't know.
My sanity. trust me, it's hard to hold onto.

THE JOB

Do you have a job?
No. 8|
Q.
Yep...|D
Yes.
No, but I'm looking.

If so, what is it?
CRIMINUHL.
...See above. |D |D |D shhh don't tell Nox. I'll whup your ass.
I'm a doctor. Kind of. -guilty look-
I'd like to be a teacher. n_n

Do you enjoy your job?
cB
cB
8|

If you don't have a job, what would you like to work as?
I wouldn't mind being a veterinarian, or a book binder.
As I said, professeur. c:

THE HOBBIES

Do you sing at all?
Heavens, no! XD
SHAKESHAKE. SHAKESHAKEASHAKEIT.
Around the house, hell yeah. c|
...wtf.
I've been told my voice is nice, so yes, sometimes. For fun. C: iknowyouarebutwhatami.

Do you play any instruments?
No. :c
Banjo. 8D
Harmonica and saxophone but holy shit. I WANT AN ORGAN.
Piano.
Same as Nox, and I'm very skilled at the flute.

What are your hobbies?
Reading, composing music and poetry, and taking care of people. n_n I'm a carpenter of sorts too. And, of course, learning. A lot.
Causing misery. n.n
Uh. I like to...drink?
Picking up women. That's about it.
I am part of a choir, and I spend a fair amount of time cooking and gardening. c: Makes the apartment feel more like home.

THE SCENARIOS

An attractive man/woman comes up to you in a bar and starts chatting you up. What do you do?
Politely excuse myself. :|
Run their fingers through a pencil sharpener. Or rape them. 8D
Kick their ass. n_n
Out-flirt them. It's fun.
I don't know why I'd be there in the first place...I don't know, I'd probably be nervous. :c

You are walking down the street, when suddenly someone grabs you from behind. What do you do?
Turn around, obviously.
Kick them in the crotch, then turn around. c:
See above. c:
-hand strays to cord again- I don't know. :U :U :U
Noire would probably take care of making me paranoid, so I'd turn aruond. Fast. 8|

You find out you've won $3000. What do you do?
More books! Maybe some remodeling...I'd love an aviary.
LOLOLOL NUCLEAR WEAPOOOOONS
BEER. lol no nevermind. NEW CLOTHES.
A new outfit, a nice dinner, perhaps. A couple batches of roses for certain people. c:
Oh, my! Definitely into a savings account. I want to go back to France for a while. 8D

Your partner cheats on you/you find your crush kissing someone else. What do you do?
...Oh, dear.
Make them swallow their own fingernails. 8D
...-fingers semi-auto-
Let them go. I have six more. :U
:c Noire, if you don't etre tranquille...