[Just warning you guys that a lot of what's below was typed while under the influence of alcohol. I feel it is important and a responsible thing to say that alcohol, or any form of drug is not something that should be treated lightly. Always drink in a safe environment and try not to go overboard with it. Stay safe! And remember, age restrictions are there for a reason!]
never drink when you're drinl, it aounds awful
*singf
You definetly shouldn't
Anyway.... g'night.
*falls asleep suddenly*
Guess I'll keep it, it is
Haha I don't plan on ever getting /that/ wasted ever again. ): *Hurk*
Lmao... Jin was laughing so much last night. At everything. It was amazing.
Again, I'm gonna have to stress that it's extremely important to drink responsibly if at all, alcohol is a drug and can be very dangerous for you and maybe others if you're not careful.
Hahaha... omfg. So Dag and I
I'm not gonna type what Dag said incase she doesn't want it here, but here's what I typed, enjoy!:
Happy new year! -00:03
That the recogf time you sent, im so drunk -01:14
Read my post on tef -02:43
No see this first im so ducking drunk -02:46
Someday we should get drunk irl, ayt not this estim i so sick cries -02:52
I was sick, drinking water now, ahaha -02:55
I cant aven -03:03
I love this episode, jim tells me to mention she sounds like fluttershy. Ugl i have being so drunk... -03:08
Manly fluttershy -???
SexyJin says -???
Hi -???
Well, that was an awesome
I still love you guys.
Thought I'd fill in the gaps,
Happy new year! -00:03
Happy new yeaaaaar - 12:12
That the recogf time you sent, im so drunk -01:14
Finally home LOL taxi cost £22 fuckin cuntsssss - 2:42
Read my post on tef -02:43
lolno I'm gonna watch MLP with CHOCOLATE BISCUITS
No see this first im so ducking drunk -02:46
Lmao just read it. Oh dear. You two need to learn how to be drunk and coherent like ~me~
Someday we should get drunk irl, ayt not this estim i so sick cries -02:52
Protip to help room spin - go to sleep sitting up in a chair first. Protip to not be sick - DON'T DRINK FUCKING VODKA.
I was sick, drinking water now, ahaha -02:55
I cant aven -03:03
N00000B. Hm. Fluttershy is my favourite I think. Fucking troll phoenix...
I love this episode, jim tells me to mention she sounds like fluttershy. Ugl i have being so drunk... -03:08
Oh yeah? And I sound like Fluttershy from that episode where her voice changes.
Manly fluttershy -???
~le blackman voice~
SexyJin says -???
Hi -???
^ /CRYING So after Jin left
So after Jin left to help Vee better I got up to run to the potty. I didn't realize my legs were asleep and just how drunk I had become. Turns out I chipped a bone in my foot and pulled the hell out of several tendons.
Now I'm on crutches and have a giant boot to put on after the swelling goes down.
HAPPY NEW YEAR :'D
^ THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD BE
Oh god, that sounds really frikkin painful, feel better soon!! D:
YES ASDFAFD It was :'D I
It was :'D I should be feeling better in a couple more days when I can put the boot on. Crutches suck rotten fish tails.
Protips for future reference.
Oh god, those text messages. That's a fucking lot for a taxi, Jesus. How far did you have to go?
Oh god Okami. ):
I AWARD THIS THREAD, THAT IS
Btw just thought I'd mention
^ sopro
...I'm the only person in
-realization-
I was pretty damn sober if
Not true! I've never touched
OKAMI usilly. Get better soon!
Glad I'm not alone, haha. I
I don't drink at all (I'm 22.).
No one in my close family
(Although I did receive some rather amusing text messages from a drunk friend on New Year's Eve lmao)
Sdfj I have to post
Friend: Happy ew year!
Me: Lol what
Me: I think you may be a bit tipsy
Friend: Just a bit a tineh tiny bit!
Me: Hahaha
Friend: Bed now see ya later
Me: Sleep well lol
Friend: Go away i wanna slep!!!
Me: Nah
Friend: Kean butch
Me: What
Friend: mesn biych
Me: Ok you sound really wasted lol
Me: Bad child. Go to bed
Friend: I wsa rying y distrsckread meh
Me: looool ok I'll shaddup now
Friend: Goor
Friend: Be by
Not as amusing as dag and vee's, however. |D
I don't even have texting on
The only one in my "close" family who drinks is my sister, and she gets wasted pretty quick. She didn't drink this year though due to her pregnancy.
My dad and his girlfriend drink, but they only get "drunk" enough that they know they've been drinking
andIsweartheonlyreasontheyhadmegowiththemwastodrivetheirasseshome. They could drive for short distances, but eh.Okay, so I suppose they just get buzzed.
;; I'm glad my parents don't
My aunt and uncle drink and I freaking hate having to go visit them. They aren't exactly nice people and it's horrible when we go round and they're drunk sdfjhs... I also have another aunt who's just naturally crazy though. Crazy but the type who'll stab you in the back. (Not literally... I mean say shit behind you lol) I actually thought she was drunk when we first bumped into her, and later found out that was just who she is... 8D Oh I love my family! /sarcasm /going off-topic now
I can't drive yet so I wouldn't be dragged anywhere to do that. Lucky for me xD
Lacie, I recall reading somewhere you have Skype now? Right? CanIHazItPlease<3
Uugh, that sucks. Sorry to
Slightly amusing, short story; It was the second night after my roommate had moved in with me at college. At the time, I had my phone volume all the way up for calls.
I had left my phone on the desk, which was a ways from the bed. At 3 in the morning, it says that my sister's calling. I immediately get up, and turn the ringer off (there's a button the side that allows you the silence the phone while it's ringing.). My roommate woke up, and I just told her, "She's probably drunk, sorry about that."
The next day she called asking how I was doing and I mentioned that she called early in the morning. She then says something to the effect of, "I did? Ahhaa...I was drinking a little last night."
Well, at least I got to go eat at Applebees for dinner. My time at Terra's (one of my dad's gf's sisters) was actually spent laying on the couch, watching Criminal Minds while cuddling with Terra's Pug, Gizmo. I was pretty much the only one there who really paid attention to him and played with him, lol. ):
I've actually had Skype for the longest time, but I almost never used it. I've decided to exclusively use it, since MSN's going offline in March. That, and I changed my Skype handle anyway, haha.
It's Orvascissors. Just make sure you let me know it's you, so I don't ignore it. (:
Pfft we'll I gotta admit I'm
Sure! I'm lemonteacake. I'll add you tomorrow as I'm not on my PC right now <3
Same here. People are so
Alrighty. <3
one and a half glasses later,
one and a half glasses later, now on my third!
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