August 26, 2008 - 1:41am — phantomhelsing
I found this buried in my documents from wherever I discovered it a few months back, and I thought I'd complete it and share the hilarity with you. You may do this if you wish.
RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense. [Or that is awesome. :B]
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: “Cato was very lucky to be rescued, as he would not have survived much longer living on the streets with diabetes. Cato’s first vet visit indicated he was a very sick cat with dangerously high blood glucose levels. Because Cato needed insulin twice a day and special food, the MEOW shelter was not the best place he could be. Although the volunteers learned to administer insulin, Cato desperately needed a foster parent. Because of the fear of Cato's needs, no one turned up to take care of him. Thankfully a kind hearted volunteer took him in but unfortunately it did not work out.” (So we finally know Cato’s back story, though they seem to have my gender confused…………..*sings* It’s a hard knock life……X3)
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: : “Looks like Cato June's real jersey - and at a great price!” (I’m not cheap, but I’m a great value ;P)
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: “Cato says quit whining about manufacturing decline.” (It’s getting so freaking annoying.)
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: “Joe Cato wants the use of universal keys to end.” (They are so hard to find! Especially when they get stuck in a black hole.)
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: “Murdoch illustrates that Cato does not shift exclusively to ‘normal sexual behavior.’” (Why would I want to do that?)
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: “Cato hates it. Heritage Foundation loves it.” (THEY CONTRADICT ME ON EVERYTHING!!! >:[ )
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: “Something large, such as a pumpkin, could suitably fill the place of the pig, and also has the added bonus that it can be cut open and its seeds offered up to Ceres, where Cato asks us to offer the entrails of the pig.” (Pumpkin guts aren’t as fun as pig guts, and what deity in their right mind would want the disgusting slop from the inside of a pumpkin? Clearly I am offering the better sacrifice.)
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: “Cato goes on with cabbage as medicine, but this first introduction is surprising, since it has the practical value of an aperitif before a huge meal as well as a damper on drunkenness.” (Never doubt the power of cabbage.)
Q: Type in "[your name] likes” in Google search.
A: “Although the four athletes have only been teamed together for a few weeks, Cato likes the group's potential.” (I see success in our future, because I’m psychic.)
Q: Type in "[your name] eats” in Google search.
A: “Who can win when Pole Cato eats the ball?” (I’m sorry, it just looked so tasty.)
Q: Type in "[your name] wears” in Google search.
A: “Here, Cato wears glasses to be inconspicuous, but ends up running into various objects because of his now-impaired vision.” (My cunning plan didn’t work.)
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: “Cato June was arrested Sunday on charges of driving under the influence.” (OF AWESOME!!!)
Huh... nothing is coming up
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try Emmy maybe?
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your metaphor is cutting into my cankles! >:C
I haven't gone insane......I've gone awesome.
I tried try=fail
Isis: HEY ATIQ!! I saw you in the forest ^^
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Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: “Stephanie needs some help Look at those pants! Should have stayed on the sidewalk! Drunk party girls."
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: "When we go out, Stephanie looks like she belongs on the cover of a magazine and I look like a post-college montage," he said. "I definitely balance her act."
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: “"Stephanie Says" is a song by The Velvet Underground originally recorded in 1968 and released on VU in 1985."
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: "Stephanie says that she wants to know
Why she's given half her life, to people she hates now
Stephanie says when answering the phone
What country shall I say is calling from across the world"
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: “STEPHANIE DOES IT AGAIN from Sunday Mirror in News provided free by Find Articles."
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: “A wardrobe change is in order because "chains scare people," Stacey tells Stephanie. But wearing pink is a drastic change and Stephanie hates it."
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: “Stephanie asks “Do you talk just to hear yourself speak?” This reminded me of a quote from Fight Club: “When people think you’re dying, they really, really listen to you, instead of just…instead of just waiting for their turn to speak?”
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: “Stephanie Goes to the Oscars." (yay?)
Q: Type in "[your name] likes” in Google search.
A: "Anyone know who Stephanie Meyer likes, Edward or Jake?" (OMG I MUST KNOW!)
Q: Type in "[your name] eats” in Google search.
A: “Stephanie Eats Batman's Bugers."
Q: Type in "[your name] wears” in Google search.
A: “Is Stephanie Abrams of the weather channel married? Stephanie wears a wedding band. So the answer is yes." (Oh really!?)
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: “But it is not uncommon for a 9-year-old to be arrested in Florida, they say. Stephanie said Friday that she did not think it was wrong to take the rabbit." (It was too cute.
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: “So please donate to the "Kumiko needs Games Foundation" today!" (WTF! That's a post I actually made on another forum. XD)
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: "Kumiko Suzuki is a young Japanese-American woman on a quest to make money online and it looks like she is on the right path to success."
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Finally Kumiko says, "You are not moving. You stay in one place." "
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: "Perhaps I am wrong but it is fun guessing, which I am sure is what Kumiko wants."
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: “Unlike Onizuka, Kumiko does not appear to be strong or "cool" and hides the fact that she has ties to the yakuza underground." (
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: “Kumiko hates something that begins with the letter E and it's not a person."
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: “When people look at the name Kumiko, they might ask the question, "is Kumiko a man or a woman?", or "what is the gender of the name Kumiko?”
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: “Today, Kumiko goes to shrines whenever she is called by gods."
Q: Type in "[your name] likes” in Google search.
A: "Kumiko preferably likes to wear black and white converse shoes rather than any regular sneakers."
Q: Type in "[your name] eats” in Google search.
A: “Kumiko loves to eat any kind of food as long as it isn’t carrots."
Q: Type in "[your name] wears” in Google search.
A: “Kumiko wears a red, billowy shirt with flowing sleeves"
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: “School teacher arrested for fatal hit-and-run in Yamaguchi. The teacher, identified as Kumiko Ohtsu."
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Fan art done by Zabrath.
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@Snowrift: :C Atiq: Really?
Atiq: Really? When?
@Kumiko: lawl XDD
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your metaphor is cutting into my cankles! >:C
I haven't gone insane......I've gone awesome.
Isis: Idk i just know ive
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No more sugar for you today.
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your metaphor is cutting into my cankles! >:C
I haven't gone insane......I've gone awesome.