4/22/09
I did a "first day" blog for House, so I might as well do one for Dustin.
Well, this was his first real day in the forest, if you can call it that. Blech.
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ONCE UPON A TIME.
THERE WAS A DUSTIN.
Dustin's day started out pretty bad. It was raining, and he didn't want to get his "beautiful pelt" wet. *rollseyes* So he began running, from tree to tree, towards the old oak.
However, when he got there, he was unwelcome. A flighty stag (much like Chenaniah) and a little fawn were sleeping together. The stag darted off and the fawn cowered. Dust was all "whoops, sorry." and left.
It made me feel bad for playing a deer like Chenan. >___>
So Dustin went, all alone, and lay under a Willow Tree.
But he got tired of that pretty quick because, well, it wasn't shielding the rain much and, all in all, it was pretty boring. .____.
So he walked off, all wet n' miserable and sorry for himself, until this guy came along.
And they had some fun casting spells and stuff.
Then they had a race.
The other dude won. *kicks slow computer*
What was really funny about this, was that I had my iTunes playing softly in the background and it was on shuffle. As soon as we started running, the William Tell Overture (which is that song that plays at horse races I think) started playing. And it ended as soon as we stopped. ._______.
ANYWAY, they played around a bit.
Then the other stag went over and stood in a fairy ring, and Dusty was all "Oh, okay." And sat down. And then they waited... I moved him at one point accidentally, so it took him longer to get the shapeshifting spell than it did the other guy.
So the other stag got up and cast the spell on Dust, and turned him into a squirrel. D8 Then I waited some more to get the spell. Finally, it worked, so I got up and cast it. And FOR SOME REASON it was a pelt. 0_o So Dustin gave the guy a realdeer pelt and was all "GAH WHAT." So he lay down again.
By the time he got the spell again, the other deer had moved off and was falling asleep. Dust was all "WAIT NOOOO" and cast the spell and then the deer disappeared and fell asleep. >.<
Somewhere, a deer is going to wake up as a frog and wander what the heck happened. >_>
ANYWAY. Dustin the squirrel hopped around a bit in the rain. iTunes was obviously somehow rigged or something, and started playing "Singing in the Rain." .____.
Then squirrelDustin hopped off to the Ruins, where he found Kaoori in the cagething, with P sitting on top of it. Dustin decided to make an epic entrance to impress the doe. T_T
So he went behind a wall as a squirrel and emerged as a beeaaauutiful prince. BD Then he strutted on past her.
And he actually somehow tripped himself and fell. Too bad I don't have a picture of that. XD
P came on down from the top of the cage, and I don't know how it happened exactly, but they ended up dancing on this pillar.
Poor Kaoori had some trouble getting up there.
P and Dustin got down to help her, and then she got up.
Then they did some stuff.
*squish*
Then this guy came. I KNOW HIS NAME I DO. Why can't I remember it. >.<
He also had some trouble getting up and we were all MOOOOOOO *hoofscratch* GET UP HERE.
So he did.
We were trying to get other deer to join us, so we were like mooing all over the place. No one ever responded. D':
Then Kaoori had to leave and we were sad. And Dustin was all "BYE PRETTY GIRL *sadface"
THEN IT WAS LIKE GUY'S NIGHT OUT.
We were spinning around in circles like that. This song called "Spinning Around" started playing on iTunes. I SWEAR THAT THING IS WATCHING ME.
Dustin thought this was hilarious because of the buttsquish. T_T
Then I had to take a shower. Dust thought this was a pretty cool sleeping place.
THE END.
I really need to not take screenshots constantly. T_T
X'D Oh man, I rofl'd irl at
Smooshmoosh. |D
ROFL I love your narration.
And Kaoori is a bit of a klutz. She was all like DERP trying to get up on the rock, rofl.
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I'm a little wolf inside a girl.
Lightbringer-apprentice to Yorres
lolDERP. NEW FAVORITE WORD.
lol Dust was all... "Look, watch me do it. First you start walking slow like this and then... Oh. You're up already." |D
*pokes the gray deer that is
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