in sections XD

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
The Dictionary
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
That is my real name
God:
Who gave you your real name ?
Me:
The Encyclopedia
God:
I hear you.
Me:
How are you?
God:
Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
so you are 3/8 to 5/8 covered in opaque cloud cover
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am 3 8 to 5 8 covered in opaque cloud cover.
Me:
Your welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
Indeed
Me:
What do you think of clouds?
God:
Does it have anything to do with ?
Me:
with what?
God:
My brain.
Me:
Possibly
God:
What are the odds?
Me:
3/1000
God:
Just three?
Me:
yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
that means yes
God:
It means that everything reduces to logic.
Me:
not according to me
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
do you now?
God:
Oh. I understand your meaning.
Me:
of course you do
God:
Yikes! When do I do it?
Me:
do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
i can only do so much
God:
That is interesting: said so much.
Me:
why is it interesting?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
because you are God
God:
Interesting explanation. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
yup means yes
God:
Yeah that's right. What's your sign?
Me:
Dictionary
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
it is for me
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
no one else does
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.

Me:
ask me anything
God:
What?
Me:
ask me something
God:
What?
Me:
or should i ask you something?
God:
If you do not ask, how will you learn the answer?
Me:
true
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
that's awesoem
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
i meant "awesome"
God:
Oh I see. I'm glad you liked it .

Me:
how's the weather up there?
God:
Foggy.
Me:
you are enveloped in fog?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am enveloped in fog.
Me:
not at all
God:
Next question?
Me:
Can you eat?
God:
God eats wine and bread.
Me:
Bread it good
God:
Does "it" still refer to awesoem?
Me:
no
God:
What does it refer to?
Me:
i meant is
God:
Oh I see. No.
Me:
bread is not good?
God:
What is bread?
Me:
it's what you eat
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
that's what you told me
God:
" it is?"? I told you?
Me:
yes
God:
Really.
Me:
really really
God:
For real. For real.
Me:
indeed indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
what is heaven like?
God:
Like a planet around a star.
Me:
that's cool
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
awesome
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
so the star is next to the planet?
God:
Really. I have never heard about it.
Me:
that's what earth is
God:
It's my native planet.
Me:
mine too

then it froze, and i got a different responce XD

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
The Dictionary
God:
What is that?
Me:
a book giving information on particular subjects or on a particular class of words, names, or facts, usually arranged alphabetically
God:
Go to the library.
Me:
im in the library
God:
How did you get in there?
Me:
i live there
God:
Would you recommend it as a nice place to live?
Me:
possibly
God:
What are the odds?
Me:
not very good
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
really
God:
For real.

God:
Blimey.
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
blimey is short for "God blind me"
God:
I think blimey is a lot of things.
Me:
there are 3 definitions
God:
Where are they?
Me:
in me
God:
Tell me a little about your life in you.
Me:
there is a lot of information
God:
Tell me more about it.
Me:
I'm very useful
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are useful.
Me:
Go ahead
God:
OK I will.

okay, i think thats enough for now XD